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Dumb Emails From Parents

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    sara why is your avatar a starbucks cup

    Projeck on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    If I got naked for Fiz I'm afraid I might turn him straight

    and I don't want him to ever change, not even a little

    It worked for me, so it would probably turn Fiz straight too.

    haha oh you <3

    <3

    You're not online for me to beg you for nudes like normally.

    I know I signed off aim cause I was planning on going to bed

    obviously not going how I wanted

    It's ok, I'll totally be checking you out during PAXFlight 2010.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I have only seen one forumer dick and it was unasked for and I don't even remember whose it was

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    More people have seen me naked than I've seen naked

    How is that fair

    hahahaha, welcome to my world!

    Dislexic on
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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    L|ama wrote: »
    Family tech support is the worst

    "Oh I clicked for free antivirus 2008 and then my computer just got all slow... I think its just virus scanning all the time."

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I have only seen one forumer dick and it was unasked for and I don't even remember whose it was

    Swordfights? Didn't he send it to a bunch of guys?

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ranx wrote: »
    oh man this was my thread derailment

    I feel so good

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  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I have only seen one forumer dick and it was unasked for and I don't even remember whose it was

    probably the Wook

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    OH SHIT SARA, I FORGOT.

    What is that drink you told me to get with the signature hot cocoa and the espresso and shit I want to try it tomorrow morning.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I have only seen one forumer dick and it was unasked for and I don't even remember whose it was

    Probably Graves. He sent it out to a bunch of people a week or so ago and then they found out his age and only I was laughing about it besides Graves

    Fiz on
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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    OH SHIT SARA, I FORGOT.

    What is that drink you told me to get with the signature hot cocoa and the espresso and shit I want to try it tomorrow morning.

    espresso truffle!

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    L|ama wrote: »
    I have only seen one forumer dick and it was unasked for and I don't even remember whose it was

    Swordfights? Didn't he send it to a bunch of guys?

    w-what

    isn't that uh

    child pornography

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  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I worked with a furry once. I never really knew until I asked him why he drew pawprints on his palms everyday. I was pretty shocked.

    McCly on
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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    goatmon is a LOT more terrible than Lucky Cynic

    Cynic is one of those few people around here who's actually worse at being funny than I am.

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    Good one dude.


    I remember when you were going to show everyone your fursona.


    "Hey you guys wanna see it?"


    "No."


    "Are you sure, Im about to post it."


    "No."



    "Okay here is some avian art. That's me."

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    hahaha

    Y'know, one of the only times I ever actually posted that was when someone asked me about fursonas.

    Posting furry stuff at random in SE is something I Got out of the habit of doing pretty fucking quickly.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    I have only seen one forumer dick and it was unasked for and I don't even remember whose it was

    Probably Graves. He sent it out to a bunch of people a week or so ago and then they found out his age and only I was laughing about it besides Graves

    nah, this was ages ago

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I've seen Wook's penis, that's about it

    Only one forumer has seen my penis!

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    McCly wrote: »
    I worked with a furry once. I never really knew until I asked him why he drew pawprints on his palms everyday. I was pretty shocked.

    Maybe he's just a big fan of One Piece

    Fiz on
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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    No you didn't, shut up goatmon.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Thankyou Teedot.


    Teedot, you are really rad sometimes. :^:


    And by sometimes I mean fairly often.


    "Regularly" rad, if you will.

    I bet you say that to all the ladies

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I've seen Wook's penis, that's about it

    Only one forumer has seen my penis!

    (me)

    Raneados on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    OH SHIT SARA, I FORGOT.

    What is that drink you told me to get with the signature hot cocoa and the espresso and shit I want to try it tomorrow morning.

    espresso truffle!

    I love you much more often than I hate you, Sara.

    High five.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Anybody want to have a forumer crush with me? I could use a forumer crush.

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I've seen Wook's penis, that's about it

    Only one forumer has seen my penis!

    Uh shit um uh.... fiz? viv? Oh I know! wook?

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I've never seen a forumer's penis

    also no one has seen mine, I'm thinking about doing a big unveiling in 2011

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I've seen Sheri's left testicle

    EDIT: oh me too Sara. let's show them our beautiful organs!

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Thankyou Teedot.


    Teedot, you are really rad sometimes. :^:


    And by sometimes I mean fairly often.


    "Regularly" rad, if you will.

    I bet you say that to all the ladies

    Only when I want to get in bed with them. ;)

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    fine, i didn't want to know, anyway!

    Projeck on
  • McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    I worked with a furry once. I never really knew until I asked him why he drew pawprints on his palms everyday. I was pretty shocked.

    Maybe he's just a big fan of One Piece

    Nah, he was like "Ehhh, it's a thing..." and I said "Are you a fucking furry?"

    He didn't deny it.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Anybody want to have a forumer crush with me? I could use a forumer crush.

    You and Khoo

    Fiz on
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I've never seen a forumer's penis

    also no one has seen mine, I'm thinking about doing a big unveiling in 2011

    there'll be two years of dramatic build-up and then it'll be the severed penis of some dead hobo in a jar

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I don't deserve Khoo....



    Nobody here deserves Khoo.


    Only Khoo deserves Khoo.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I know a forumer who deserves Khoo, but he's either at work right now or at Yardhouse so he can't even be here to go "awww jeah"

    But it's Nads

    Fiz on
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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    oh man fiz I just noticed your title and location :^:

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    oh man fiz I just noticed your title and location :^:

    haha awww

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I had to explain to my mom what a wireless router was. At first she thought it should be built into the computer and didn't get how that would completely defeat the purpose. I told her it was like the base for her cordless phone. She got that. Next, she wanted to know what it looked like. I told her a bunch of times that it was usually kind of a box shape, but it could really look like anything. That wasn't good enough. How big are they? What shape is it? What color is it? I eventually told her they could be this big or this big, that mine is blue, and that they can look like a box or R2-D2.

    She's thinking about getting a laptop. I'm going to end up setting it up, which I don't mind doing so long as my stepdad doesn't try to do it first. He's managed to completely disable several computers just checking his e-mail or reading the news. I don't want to know what he'd end up doing with that.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    honestly

    Nads is SE's bill murray

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I don't deserve Khoo....



    Nobody here deserves Khoo.


    Only Khoo deserves Khoo.

    Khoo should have his genes split in two
    So his bathroom towels can say KHOO and KHOO

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    honestly

    Nads is SE's bill murray
    except more attractive and less old

    well, at least he's less old

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hey wait, Rane are you single?

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I am currently single

    whyyyyyyy?

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