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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Bel is also an expert on gays.

    heh h5

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    bel is a gay expert

    a gay sexpert

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    bel is a gay expert

    a PhD in Gayology

    i wrote my thesis on Butt Fucking: Hole to the Soul?

    Belruel on
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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bel how do you know so much about the gays and their ways

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    bel is a gay expert

    a PhD in Gayology

    i wrote my thesis on Butt Fucking: Hole to the Soul?

    The Third Brown Eye

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bel how do you know so much about the gays and their ways

    i went and lived among them, learning their ways,
    i am the fucking jane goodall of the gays

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Hellhole.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    bel is a gay expert

    a PhD in Gayology

    i wrote my thesis on Butt Fucking: Hole to the Soul?
    I have a gay infestation in my attic. What would you recommend as an effective but ecologically friendly method of gay control?

    Druhim on
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    bel is a gay expert

    a PhD in Gayology

    i wrote my thesis on Butt Fucking: Hole to the Soul?

    The Third Brown Eye
    The Hidden Path to Enlightenment

    Mysst on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    ugh

    packing really sends home what a faggot hipster i am

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Bel how do you know so much about the gays and their ways

    i went and lived among them, learning their ways,
    i am the fucking jane goodall of the gays

    Homos in the Mist

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Bel how do you know so much about the gays and their ways

    i went and lived among them, learning their ways,
    i am the fucking jane goodall of the gays

    Homos in the Mist
    man I don't see them rapping about that anytime soon

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    This thread is wonderful.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    bel is a gay expert

    a PhD in Gayology

    i wrote my thesis on Butt Fucking: Hole to the Soul?
    I have a gay infestation in my attic. What would you recommend as an effective but ecologically friendly method of gay control?

    Place a couple of fabulous stlylists on your lawn. That'll soon shift em.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    leashes, dru.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    bel is a gay expert

    a PhD in Gayology

    i wrote my thesis on Butt Fucking: Hole to the Soul?
    I have a gay infestation in my attic. What would you recommend as an effective but ecologically friendly method of gay control?

    leave a trail of fashionable clothing and accessories from the attic to the nearest boutique

    Belruel on
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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Bel how do you know so much about the gays and their ways

    i went and lived among them, learning their ways,
    i am the fucking jane goodall of the gays

    Homos in the Mist

    One woman's journey into the heart of the bathhouse.

    Also, damn you for beating me to this joke.

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    RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    bel is a gay expert

    a PhD in Gayology

    i wrote my thesis on Butt Fucking: Hole to the Soul?

    The Third Brown Eye

    Or the band

    Third Eye Brown known for such singles as "Deep Inside You"

    I can't believe I didn't even have to edit that song title...

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    bel is a gay expert

    a PhD in Gayology

    i wrote my thesis on Butt Fucking: Hole to the Soul?

    The Third Brown Eye
    The Hidden Path to Enlightenment

    If you're going to get all far east with it, it's the "Grain Path"

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Bel how do you know so much about the gays and their ways

    i went and lived among them, learning their ways,
    i am the fucking jane goodall of the gays

    Homos in the Mist

    Cute, but I was thinking more like

    Gorillas on the mast.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    guys, whenever i am in the sci fi section of borders, i see this author's name and read it as "Ben Dova" and giggle.
    every single time

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    bel is a gay expert

    a PhD in Gayology

    i wrote my thesis on Butt Fucking: Hole to the Soul?
    I have a gay infestation in my attic. What would you recommend as an effective but ecologically friendly method of gay control?

    leave a trail of fashionable clothing and accessories from the attic to the nearest boutique

    I was gonna suggest putting a spider up there to scare the gays away, but then I realized that you'd be stuck with a spider and a spider is just about the same.

    All hairy legged.

    Leaving streams of white stuff all over.

    Eating insects.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ben Dover is a dick

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Ben Dover gets a dick

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Ben Dover gets a dick

    Right in his stupid eye.

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    RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Ben Dover for dick

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Ben Dover gets a dick

    the lost Dr Seuss manuscript

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    Winston ChurchillWinston Churchill __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    guys, whenever i am in the sci fi section of borders, i see this author's name and read it as "Ben Dova" and giggle.
    every single time

    n155141sr3.jpg

    Ben Bova is actually a wonderful writer. Try him out.

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    NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    bel is a gay expert

    a PhD in Gayology

    i wrote my thesis on Butt Fucking: Hole to the Soul?
    I have a gay infestation in my attic. What would you recommend as an effective but ecologically friendly method of gay control?

    leave a trail of fashionable clothing and accessories from the attic to the nearest boutique

    I was gonna suggest putting a spider up there to scare the gays away, but then I realized that you'd be stuck with a spider and a spider is just about the same.

    All hairy legged.

    Leaving streams of white stuff all over.

    Eating insects.

    millions of compound eyes, ever watching for prey they falls into their silken web

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    he told me my tits were the rudest a week or so ago

    i laughed my ass off, then we had a serious talk about how he doesn't talk about me like that

    well to be fair they are

    TheySlashThem on
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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    bel is a gay expert

    a PhD in Gayology

    i wrote my thesis on Butt Fucking: Hole to the Soul?
    I have a gay infestation in my attic. What would you recommend as an effective but ecologically friendly method of gay control?

    leave a trail of fashionable clothing and accessories from the attic to the nearest boutique

    I was gonna suggest putting a spider up there to scare the gays away, but then I realized that you'd be stuck with a spider and a spider is just about the same.

    All hairy legged.

    Leaving streams of white stuff all over.

    Eating insects.

    millions of compound eyes, ever watching for prey they falls into their silken web



    Their silken web of many glorious colours.


    Most of them pink.


    And sparkly.


    Like princesses.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    he told me my tits were the rudest a week or so ago

    i laughed my ass off, then we had a serious talk about how he doesn't talk about me like that

    well to be fair they are

    they go to parties, and do not even thank the host for inviting them over!

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    he told me my tits were the rudest a week or so ago

    i laughed my ass off, then we had a serious talk about how he doesn't talk about me like that

    well to be fair they are

    they go to parties, and do not even thank the host for inviting them over!

    they often fail to flush the toilet after they do their business.

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    HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    he told me my tits were the rudest a week or so ago

    i laughed my ass off, then we had a serious talk about how he doesn't talk about me like that

    well to be fair they are

    they go to parties, and do not even thank the host for inviting them over!

    they are the Goofus of titties

    goddamnit

    nobody probably even remembers Goofus and Gallant anymore

    this is why society is decaying

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    he told me my tits were the rudest a week or so ago

    i laughed my ass off, then we had a serious talk about how he doesn't talk about me like that

    well to be fair they are

    they go to parties, and do not even thank the host for inviting them over!

    Thye need to be taught a lesson.



    Silmaril's School of Elocution and Deportment for wayward boobs.

    Silmaril on
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    RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Silmaril wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    he told me my tits were the rudest a week or so ago

    i laughed my ass off, then we had a serious talk about how he doesn't talk about me like that

    well to be fair they are

    they go to parties, and do not even thank the host for inviting them over!

    Thye need to be taught a lesson.



    Silmaril's School for Elocution and Deportment for wayward boobs.

    Wayward chesticles.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    he told me my tits were the rudest a week or so ago

    i laughed my ass off, then we had a serious talk about how he doesn't talk about me like that

    well to be fair they are

    they go to parties, and do not even thank the host for inviting them over!

    always taking the last slice of pizza without checking to see if anyone else wants it

    TheySlashThem on
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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    he told me my tits were the rudest a week or so ago

    i laughed my ass off, then we had a serious talk about how he doesn't talk about me like that

    well to be fair they are

    they go to parties, and do not even thank the host for inviting them over!

    they often fail to flush the toilet after they do their business.

    they have been known to bump into people and not even say pardon!

    Belruel on
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    he told me my tits were the rudest a week or so ago

    i laughed my ass off, then we had a serious talk about how he doesn't talk about me like that

    well to be fair they are

    they go to parties, and do not even thank the host for inviting them over!

    they often fail to flush the toilet after they do their business.

    they have been known to bump into people and not even say pardon!
    they talk loudly at the movies and leave their trash in the aisle

    Mysst on
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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    they never hold the door open for a lady

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