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Predicitions for 2009 and beyond

BroloBrolo BroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
Since the other thread is looking back at 2008, why not take a chance to look forward to 2009 and all the fun stuff the future holds?

January 21st 2009 : Barack Obama is shot and killed.

February 14th 2009: Rolo forgets it's Valentine's day

February 15th 2009: Rolo is single, again

Summer 2009: America enters into a depression

Late summer 2009: last PAX before the split, forumers hook up in record numbers. Bogey gets three forumers pregnant.

Winter 2009: Man where the fuck is Starcraft 2

2010: The monolith returns. Cardboard Tube disappears. Yutt becomes Admin for the Penny-Arcade forums


2012: War with North Korea because really why the hell not

2020: India and China are now the world super powers

2050: Rolo pays off his student debt

2099: Cardboard Tube returns in glory to the Penny Arcade forums, which have become the third largest producer of cyberwangs on the digital Eastern eSeaboard.




Add to the timeline, people.

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited December 2008
    I'm ready to fulfill your prophecy.

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    Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    January 1st 2009: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck my head

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    What a negative nancy you are, Rolo

    Although Bogey babies would be the cutest

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    January 1st, 2009: Rolo gets a boner, but it's not his boner. Where did this boner come from? Who's boner is this?

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    GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    January 4th: I go out to dinner with the gal.

    January 5th: I realize I am now broke

    January 16th: I go to see the movie NOTORIOUS

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    What a negative nancy you are, Rolo

    Oh alright:

    2011 : Little baby Jansiveth is born into the world. She is adorable.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    January 1st 2009: Show me your tits.

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    December 31st 2008: I make a post in a thread about predictions and also mock Rolo's taste in music

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    December 9th 2009- Tofu celebrates his 21st birthday.

    December 10th 2009- Tofu is found dead among copious empty alcohol bottles and a piece of paper with a scrawled note on it saying "One team, one dream. Fuck the haters, can't touch me now"

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Obbi wrote: »
    December 31st 2008: I make a post in a thread about predictions and also mock Rolo's taste in music

    hey hey disco is coming back


    edit : dick

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    December 11th 2009-Tofu's worldly possessions go missing. Police are baffled.

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    December 13th 2009- Tofu returns to the living saying, and I quote, "Sike motherfuckers"

    There is little to no rejoicing

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    January 3rd, 2009: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    December 14th-Tofu asks, "Nilla what? Where'd all my shizznit go?" and is immediately shot in the head by a mysterious assailant. Police are baffled.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    December 31st, 2008: Anjin-San arrives from the future, given word there will be an attempt on Obama's life. Foils the caper, exclaims "OBAMOWNED", then promptly tears off his own head and throws it to a crowd, does the birdwalk shortly thereafter.

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    December 15th 2009- Fire Truck commits suicide after realizing too late, that Tofu was the only one he could ever truly love. A crumpled photograph of the two is found in his cold, dead, lonely hand.

    A half finished bottle of scotch lays next to his body, and the song Bohemian Rhapsody is playing on repeat.

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    satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    december 31, 2009: after another year of unemployment, i start my career as a male prostitute

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    January through December 2009: B.C. gets angry on XBox live

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    December 16th 2009-infinity: Fire Truck's ghost is the raddest mother fucker that any of you sons of bitches has ever seen, and he parties all day every day with the rudest-tittied bitches up in heaven or hell or whatever the fuck. And Bohemian Rhapsody is rad as hell.

    Police are baffled.

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    morning of December 9th 2009- Tofu wakes up on his birthday after having the weirdest dream involving himself and Fire Truck. Rubs eyes and says "what a weird dream"

    Police are baffled.

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    morning of December 9th 2009- Tofu wakes up on his birthday after having the weirdest dream involving himself and Fire Truck. Rubs eyes and says "what a weird dream"

    Police are baffled.

    booooo!

    Get off the stage.

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    February 9 2009

    FUCKIN 2-9-2009

    amazing

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    March 26, 2009

    Perth, Australia is no longer the same

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    HighfireHighfire Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bacon%20Cans.JPG

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    March 27th 2009 Perth, Australia returns to normality

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i want to make a coloring book

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    Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Dateline: March 26, 2009

    The city of Perth has been completely engulfed by what appears to be a gaping vagina.

    More at eleven.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    is that a fucking can of bacon

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    HighfireHighfire Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    is that a fucking can of bacon

    Maybe

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    In the year 2000: Thousands of forumers, all wearing Tee Eff Ess scarves, march on Tube's Circus to witness its destruction

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Campion wrote: »
    In the year 2000: Thousands of forumers, all wearing Tee Eff Ess scarves, march on Tube's Circus to witness its destruction

    I wear mine to support palestine actually

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Well

    Aren't you trendy.

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    OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    8-)

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited December 2008
    Campion wrote: »
    In the year 2000: Thousands of forumers, all wearing Tee Eff Ess scarves, march on Tube's Circus to witness its destruction
    Paradox!

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    t-pain's chopped and screwed won't leave my mind

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    Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    shit goes down

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    t-pain's chopped and screwed won't leave my mind

    His music videos are really weird

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    2009: Rolo will hate me at some point.

    Also: the rest of SE++ will hate me at some point.

    Fuck you all.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Tonkka wrote: »
    2009: Rolo will hate me at some point.

    Also: the rest of SE++ will hate me at some point.

    Fuck you all.

    you are elusive

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    It is true.

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