As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/
Options

I just threw up

1234568

Posts

  • Options
    langfor6langfor6 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Actually I'm a big wuss. When my wife watches CSI I leave the room.

    langfor6 on
  • Options
    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    langfor6 wrote: »
    Dear God I like to read threads from the beginning but I hit all this menstruation talk around page 2 and I just couldn't go on.

    i don't understand how periods get guys all squeamish
    but you can watch a dude getting his head blown off and not even flinch
    that's way grosser
    more blood too.
    Look, it's hard enough trying to get into a vagina, and then it has a chance of bleeding on you? Cruel joke of life.

    Mysst on
    ikbUJdU.jpg
  • Options
    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    langfor6 wrote: »
    Dear God I like to read threads from the beginning but I hit all this menstruation talk around page 2 and I just couldn't go on.

    i don't understand how periods get guys all squeamish
    but you can watch a dude getting his head blown off and not even flinch
    that's way grosser
    more blood too.
    Look, it's hard enough trying to get into a vagina, and then it has a chance of bleeding on you? Cruel joke of life.

    if my vagina is bleeding, you hit -10% chance of entering it.
    you hit zero because i won't let anyone in
    and the other -10% because i get so bitchy, there's no way in hell you'd want in

    it's best if i lock myself up and not come out for a week
    but i only get a period once every 3 months, so it's not that big a deal.

    beavotron on
  • Options
    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Mysst wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    langfor6 wrote: »
    Dear God I like to read threads from the beginning but I hit all this menstruation talk around page 2 and I just couldn't go on.

    i don't understand how periods get guys all squeamish
    but you can watch a dude getting his head blown off and not even flinch
    that's way grosser
    more blood too.
    Look, it's hard enough trying to get into a vagina, and then it has a chance of bleeding on you? Cruel joke of life.

    And when the thick congealed uterine lining plops out, that's just the worst.

    BYToady on
    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • Options
    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    French fries aren't French at all, they're Belgian.

    They're only called French fries because the American troops in the trenches in WWI thought that the Belgian troops who ate fries were French because they were from a francophonic province, that province being Wallonia.

    And anyone who's been to England can tell you that chips as in fish & chips ARE definitely more like chips of potato than strips.

    Spectre-x on
  • Options
    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    French fries aren't French at all, they're Belgian.

    They're only called French fries because the American troops in the trenches in WWI thought that the Belgian troops who ate fries were French because they were from a francophonic province, that province being Wallonia.

    And anyone who's been to England can tell you that chips as in fish & chips ARE definitely more like chips of potato than strips.

    "And so we arrive at your question. For also in the 1840s, pomme frites ("fried potatoes") first appeared in Paris. Sadly, we don't know the name of the ingenious chef who first sliced the potato into long slender pieces and fried them. But they were immediately popular, and were sold on the streets of Paris by push-cart vendors.

    Frites spread to America where they were called French fried potatoes. You asked how they got their name--pretty obvious, I'd say: they came from France, and they were fried potatoes, so they were called "French fried potatoes." The name was shortened to "french fries" in the 1930s."

    Fandyien on
    reposig.jpg
  • Options
    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Lies.

    I got my info off the back of a box of chocolates.

    You dare question the integrity of chocolate?

    Spectre-x on
  • Options
    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I bet they were Belgian chocolates. Everyone knows the walloons are a proud and arrogant people.

    Fandyien on
    reposig.jpg
  • Options
    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    What's this about every 3 or 4 months?

    Isn't this an abomination of nature?
    Are you not supposed to get your period monthly?

    Endomatic on
  • Options
    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Endomatic wrote: »
    What's this about every 3 or 4 months?

    Isn't this an abomination of nature?
    Are you not supposed to get your period monthly?

    some people are different

    :O

    FAQ on
  • Options
    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fair enough... but that's pretty different.

    It's not a common topic so I guess I have no frame of reference. I am out of my element.

    Endomatic on
  • Options
    WetsunWetsun Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Birth control related, I'm sure.

    Wetsun on
    XBL/Steam: Wetsun
  • Options
    EndomaticEndomatic Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Ah yes, I didn't think of that.

    Endomatic on
  • Options
    AlpineAlpine Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I woke up this morning with an uvula the size of a pistachio, it feels like I'm gagging all the time. I've been gargling salt water a lot.

    Alpine on
  • Options
    BlitzkriegBlitzkrieg Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    langfor6 wrote: »
    Dear God I like to read threads from the beginning but I hit all this menstruation talk around page 2 and I just couldn't go on.

    i don't understand how periods get guys all squeamish
    but you can watch a dude getting his head blown off and not even flinch
    that's way grosser
    more blood too.

    It's psychological. It's a horrible corruption of something that is coveted.

    Same effect that fucked me over for 2 months after watching my wife give birth to my first son. Horrendous. Never look.

    GUYS. NEVER LOOK.

    Blitzkrieg on
  • Options
    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    watching the birthin' aint no thang

    CrackedLens on
    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
  • Options
    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    CrackedLens attends births as a leisure activity

    FAQ on
  • Options
    Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I bet they were Belgian chocolates. Everyone knows the walloons are a proud and arrogant people.

    They were Belgian chocolates, actually. Shaped like fries and a dollop of mayonaise.

    Obviously they couldn't have been wrong.

    Spectre-x on
  • Options
    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i got season tickets and everything!

    CrackedLens on
    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
  • Options
    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    French fries aren't French at all, they're Belgian.

    They're only called French fries because the American troops in the trenches in WWI thought that the Belgian troops who ate fries were French because they were from a francophonic province, that province being Wallonia.

    And anyone who's been to England can tell you that chips as in fish & chips ARE definitely more like chips of potato than strips.

    "And so we arrive at your question. For also in the 1840s, pomme frites ("fried potatoes") first appeared in Paris. Sadly, we don't know the name of the ingenious chef who first sliced the potato into long slender pieces and fried them. But they were immediately popular, and were sold on the streets of Paris by push-cart vendors.

    Frites spread to America where they were called French fried potatoes. You asked how they got their name--pretty obvious, I'd say: they came from France, and they were fried potatoes, so they were called "French fried potatoes." The name was shortened to "french fries" in the 1930s."

    I'd like to point out that the French thought of the pomme frites as Belgian in the early 1800s.

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
  • Options
    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Endomatic wrote: »
    What's this about every 3 or 4 months?

    Isn't this an abomination of nature?
    Are you not supposed to get your period monthly?

    i take a type of birth control that only gives me a period once every 3 months
    i started taking them because my body goes crazy, and the rollercoastering emotions/hormones was destroying me at the once a month rate
    cause it's not like you're on that rollercoaster just for the one week
    the week before and after your period are fucked too
    so it's really just one week out of the month that i was having an alright week

    beavotron on
  • Options
    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    Endomatic wrote: »
    What's this about every 3 or 4 months?

    Isn't this an abomination of nature?
    Are you not supposed to get your period monthly?

    i take a type of birth control that only gives me a period once every 3 months
    i started taking them because my body goes crazy, and the rollercoastering emotions/hormones was destroying me at the once a month rate
    cause it's not like you're on that rollercoaster just for the one week
    the week before and after your period are fucked too
    so it's really just one week out of the month that i was having an alright week
    you know, it's a good thing you girls are so darn pretty.

    Mysst on
    ikbUJdU.jpg
  • Options
    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    Endomatic wrote: »
    What's this about every 3 or 4 months?

    Isn't this an abomination of nature?
    Are you not supposed to get your period monthly?

    i take a type of birth control that only gives me a period once every 3 months
    i started taking them because my body goes crazy, and the rollercoastering emotions/hormones was destroying me at the once a month rate
    cause it's not like you're on that rollercoaster just for the one week
    the week before and after your period are fucked too
    so it's really just one week out of the month that i was having an alright week

    walk it off sissy

    CrackedLens on
    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
  • Options
    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    Endomatic wrote: »
    What's this about every 3 or 4 months?

    Isn't this an abomination of nature?
    Are you not supposed to get your period monthly?

    i take a type of birth control that only gives me a period once every 3 months
    i started taking them because my body goes crazy, and the rollercoastering emotions/hormones was destroying me at the once a month rate
    cause it's not like you're on that rollercoaster just for the one week
    the week before and after your period are fucked too
    so it's really just one week out of the month that i was having an alright week

    I know a girl who started birth control a while ago and her boobs got bigger

    she is ecstatic.

    Javen on
  • Options
    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    Endomatic wrote: »
    What's this about every 3 or 4 months?

    Isn't this an abomination of nature?
    Are you not supposed to get your period monthly?

    i take a type of birth control that only gives me a period once every 3 months
    i started taking them because my body goes crazy, and the rollercoastering emotions/hormones was destroying me at the once a month rate
    cause it's not like you're on that rollercoaster just for the one week
    the week before and after your period are fucked too
    so it's really just one week out of the month that i was having an alright week

    I know a girl who started birth control a while ago and her boobs got bigger

    she is ecstatic.

    This is a fairly common occurence apparently

    Straightzi on
  • Options
    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    Endomatic wrote: »
    What's this about every 3 or 4 months?

    Isn't this an abomination of nature?
    Are you not supposed to get your period monthly?

    i take a type of birth control that only gives me a period once every 3 months
    i started taking them because my body goes crazy, and the rollercoastering emotions/hormones was destroying me at the once a month rate
    cause it's not like you're on that rollercoaster just for the one week
    the week before and after your period are fucked too
    so it's really just one week out of the month that i was having an alright week

    walk it off sissy

    rub some dirt on it

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • Options
    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Well, the party I had planned just washed up, so I'm staying at home with two kilos of chicken wings and booze.

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
  • Options
    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Well, the party I had planned just washed up, so I'm staying at home with two kilos of chicken wings and booze.

    that's sounding like my new years plans sans anything in my body other than lonely, lonely liquor.

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • Options
    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    got me a sack of dro yesterday night

    got me a bottle of vodka yesterday night

    gonna make some bad choices

    Clint Eastwood on
  • Options
    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    There's a silver lining to everything. That lining is whisky.

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
  • Options
    WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    There's a silver lining to everything. That lining is whisky.

    It's been said by many that Jack is the cure to all that ails you ...

    and by many, I just mean me.

    WilDPanthA05 on
  • Options
    langfor6langfor6 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    watching the birthin' aint no thang

    Friend, it's definitely some thang.

    Maybe if you're a doctor and they are a stranger it ain't no thang.

    But when it's yours and you're just a cement worker...

    it's a thang.

    langfor6 on
  • Options
    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    im not a doctor and my wife wasnt a stranger

    i even caught the kid

    it aint no thang

    CrackedLens on
    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
  • Options
    langfor6langfor6 Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Well I guess you're cooler than me because I was hopped up six ways to Sunday

    i don't know why i put that cement worked thing in there, because i'm not one

    shit im drunker than i thought

    langfor6 on
  • Options
    Winston ChurchillWinston Churchill __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    I disagree, good sir. My wife may be the life support for the vagina, but it is my vagina. I do not like seeing it stretched to such ungodly proportions. On the plus side, my wife didn't like the idea of being a moo-cow to the baby, so her boobies are still mine.

    Winston Churchill on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] If you're Jesus and you know it, clap your hands.
  • Options
    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I watched my sister give birth. It ain't no thang.

    I mean, it was for her, what with the screaming and blood and intense pain. But whatever, comes with the territory.

    Callius on
    tonksigblack.png
  • Options
    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2008
    oh god, I need to tell this story

    I just went to the bathroom, unzipped my pants and went to, you know, pull Shankles Jr. out of his hideaway. Wearing boxer briefs and jeans, no buttons, it's usually a pretty simple affair - reach in, pull out.

    This time, the head got somehow stuck at the cleft in the hole at the front of the boxer briefs, so my junk actually looped out of my pants with the head and base (naturally) still in my pants. For some reason, things were pretty well stuck in there, and no matter how I pulled nothing happened. I had my hand about halfway along the shaft and was pulling for maybe seven or eight seconds, and nothing was happening except for some significant discomfort. Oh, also, I had already primed my system for leakage and needed to urinate. Now.

    It came down to the wire and I basically pushed the reset button. Pushed everything back inside, drew it back out and just barely managed to avoid wetting myself.

    Phew.

    Shankusu on
  • Options
    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I blacked out and slept with a girl I was seein's friend last night

    Whoooooops.jpg

    scarlet st. on
    japsig.jpg
  • Options
    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    oh god, I need to tell this story

    I just went to the bathroom, unzipped my pants and went to, you know, pull Shankles Jr. out of his hideaway. Wearing boxer briefs and jeans, no buttons, it's usually a pretty simple affair - reach in, pull out.

    This time, the head got somehow stuck at the cleft in the hole at the front of the boxer briefs, so my junk actually looped out of my pants with the head and base (naturally) still in my pants. For some reason, things were pretty well stuck in there, and no matter how I pulled nothing happened. I had my hand about halfway along the shaft and was pulling for maybe seven or eight seconds, and nothing was happening except for some significant discomfort. Oh, also, I had already primed my system for leakage and needed to urinate. Now.

    It came down to the wire and I basically pushed the reset button. Pushed everything back inside, drew it back out and just barely managed to avoid wetting myself.

    Phew.

    dogg one time I had a fever before winter break so I stayed home from school the day before, then on Saturday I woke up and went to the bathroom to take care of Scarlet Jr. and bam blood came out.

    Turns out God's gift to me on Christmas was a UTI.

    scarlet st. on
    japsig.jpg
  • Options
    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I blacked out and slept with a girl I was seein's friend last night

    Whoooooops.jpg
    AWHOOPS!

    Callius on
    tonksigblack.png
Sign In or Register to comment.