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Eugene Hutz thread that may include lesbianism

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    people have insinuated i was gay for talking about how awesome the marilyn monroe sex tape must have been

    they were like "it's just her and a dude's dick. gross."

    and i'm like "what the ffffffffff"

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    eugene hutz is a cool dude and I saw Gogol Bordello last year and it was a pretty rockin show

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  • Fire TruckFire Truck I love my SELFRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    people have insinuated i was gay for talking about how awesome the marilyn monroe sex tape must have been

    they were like "it's just her and a dude's dick. gross."

    and i'm like "what the ffffffffff"

    It's marilyn "motherfucking" monroe! Who gives a shit what else is in the picture with her?!

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    Captain K wrote: »
    haha, that's another thing


    girl-girl sex is so hot to guys


    and guys all want to hook up with girls that find girl-girl sex as hot as they do


    but the girls that think girl-girl sex is hot are hooking up with girls and not guys





    woe is mankind

    find a sexually open bisexual

    listen I'm trying to channel low-quality stand-up here

    don't allow logic to enter into this discussion

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    i don't like lesbian porn

    need a dick in there

    I said this too Meissnerd.
    This means we're pals!

    It sure does!

    I mean how'm I supposed to pretend it's me sleeping with this girl if there's no dick? It's like, ok, if there are two lesbians, and I try and get in there, they're just going to kick me out of the bed and cuss me out.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    There are so many bisexual girls all of the sudden

    Its like the new fad

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    Captain K wrote: »
    haha, that's another thing


    girl-girl sex is so hot to guys


    and guys all want to hook up with girls that find girl-girl sex as hot as they do


    but the girls that think girl-girl sex is hot are hooking up with girls and not guys





    woe is mankind

    find a sexually open bisexual

    y helo thar

    (i am not sexually open likethat though sorry duders)

    i am a one person at a time kinda gal

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  • iStevoiStevo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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    He does sport a rakish moustache.

    Rapscallion isn't the right word, but its the first that comes to mind.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Belruel wrote: »
    find a sexually open bisexual
    I love sexually open bisexuals of all stripes.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Women are fucking nuts

    It's true

    fucking batshit, the lot of them.

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    i don't like lesbian porn

    need a dick in there

    I said this too Meissnerd.
    This means we're pals!

    It sure does!

    I mean how'm I supposed to pretend it's me sleeping with this girl if there's no dick? It's like, ok, if there are two lesbians, and I try and get in there, they're just going to kick me out of the bed and cuss me out.

    Yeah, I mean, they seem busy. I don't want to interrupt. It'd just be a whole load of hassle for them.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    some university study indicated, if i remember correctly, that all women are technically bisexual in that they are aroused by either straight or gay porn

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    eugene hutz is a cool dude and I saw Gogol Bordello last year and it was a pretty rockin show
    Yeah, it was alright.

    The finish went on for about three hours longer than necessary.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    eugene hutz is a cool dude and I saw Gogol Bordello last year and it was a pretty rockin show
    Yeah, it was alright.

    The finish went on for about three hours longer than necessary.

    I saw them this year and they only did one encore and it was still pretty short.

    Like a wonderful, musical punch to the face.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Women have boobies


    ...which is nice.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    some university study indicated, if i remember correctly, that all women are technically bisexual in that they are aroused by either straight or gay porn

    Ok this needs explaining

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    There are so many bisexual girls all of the sudden

    Its like the new fad

    man fuck that shit. sexuality is not a fad and i hate how all the trendy sluts have trivialized sexual preference to the status of a trend.

    they give all the bigots the ammunition they need to call bisexuals sluts, and i despise everything about that.

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  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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    Eugene Hutz thread

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    a slut fucks errbody

    a bitch fucks errbody BUT YOU

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Quoth wrote: »
    some university study indicated, if i remember correctly, that all women are technically bisexual in that they are aroused by either straight or gay porn

    Ok this needs explaining

    first link i found

    http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2003/06/030613075252.htm

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    eugene hutz is a cool dude and I saw Gogol Bordello last year and it was a pretty rockin show
    Yeah, it was alright.

    The finish went on for about three hours longer than necessary.
    they're not for everyone, but I thoroughly enjoyed the show

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    In contrast to men, both heterosexual and lesbian women tend to become sexually aroused by both male and female erotica, and, thus, have a bisexual arousal pattern.

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  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    as president and founder of my school feminism club, I object to the premise of this thread

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The Northwestern study strongly suggests this is true. The Northwestern researchers measured the psychological and physiological sexual arousal in homosexual and heterosexual men and women as they watched erotic films. There were three types of erotic films: those featuring only men, those featuring only women and those featuring male and female couples. As with previous research, the researchers found that men responded consistent with their sexual orientations. In contrast, both homosexual and heterosexual women showed a bisexual pattern of psychological as well as genital arousal. That is, heterosexual women were just as sexually aroused by watching female stimuli as by watching male stimuli, even though they prefer having sex with men rather than women.

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  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    as president and founder of my school feminism club, I object to the premise of this thread

    it's about eugene hutz now anyway

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I had never heard of eugene hutz before now but now i fucking hate him

    thanks

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  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Damn Bemis

    Was just about to post that one

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    okay
    I'm cool with Eugene Hutz

    we cool

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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  • KajustaKajusta Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    WHAT DO DRUM MACHINES HAVE NONE OF


    I MUST KNOW

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    listen I'm trying to channel low-quality stand-up here

    don't allow logic to enter into this discussion

    speaking of low-quality comedy, lewis black's comedy central show is absolutely terrible

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I just keep thinking of Lionel Hutz.
    And how the Simpsons should have really learned to hire a better lawyer after the first time.

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