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Things You Want, But Will Never Have

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    oh shit, mine was totally emo!

    erm erm erm erm erm

    The wardrobe out of clueless. with the computer aided outfit putter togetherer thing.
    (gaaaayy)

    ascot on
  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The heart of a lion and the wings of a bat

    Ubik on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    Ubik wrote: »
    The heart of a lion and the wings of a bat
    liquid and leather
    in equal measure
    champagne glass?
    mix em together

    Rankenphile on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Publicly acceptable nudity and sexuality.

    Callius on
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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    To be loved :(

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    To punch soccer-moms in the face with no repercussions.

    tardcore on
  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I want the power to summon Van Damme whenever I want

    damn that's good

    MikeRyu on
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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    a nerdy, hot girlfriend

    i've had nerdy girlfriends

    i've had hot girlfriends

    i've never had a combination of the two

    i think i've found my new year's resolution

    fightinfilipino on
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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I want a trained falcon to attack Mormons and teenagers selling newspaper subscriptions.

    Defenestrator on
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    A doomsday device so I can hold Earth ransom

    and then I'll have the money to go travel the world

    but I doubt I'll make it very far seeing as how I would be a supervillain

    Zombiemambo on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    a garage

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited December 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    I want to own & operate the worlds first zeppelin-based floating hotel/casino/luxury/resort. So large that it carries smaller blimps for things like whale watching, nature exploration or safari adventures.
    I get to be Nathan Zachary then!

    Bogey on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    Publicly acceptable nudity and sexuality.

    the ability to filter ugly people's naked bodies from my vision in cal's horrible naked hippie world

    Pony on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    this DS

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    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • itswebitsweb Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    tardcore wrote: »
    The ability to make women's clothes fall of, anytime I wanted.

    and she tries to cover up

    but its too late

    i've already seen everything

    itsweb on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    the reliquary of st. john

    Weaver on
  • tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    To be a mod on this forum.

    tardcore on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    Cloudman wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    the resources and authority to just start offing people if they look at me cock-eyed
    so you want to be a cop then

    hurrrrrrrrr

    don't tell thanatos
    it will be our secret, forever

    Clint Eastwood on
  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    A Seahawks Super Bowl victory.

    Defenestrator on
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    this DS

    honeyds2.jpg

    uhm a white paint brush might do the trick

    Zombiemambo on
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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    itsweb wrote: »
    tardcore wrote: »
    The ability to make women's clothes fall of, anytime I wanted.

    and she tries to cover up

    but its too late

    i've already seen everything
    i'd like the ability to summon Patrick Stewart

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Bogey's love.

    Rinder on
  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    A helper monkey

    Ubik on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    a nerdy, hot girlfriend

    i've had nerdy girlfriends

    i've had hot girlfriends

    i've never had a combination of the two

    i think i've found my new year's resolution
    Nerdy hot girlfriends are the best thing in the entire fucking world.

    ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD

    Callius on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2008
    A Seahawks Super Bowl victory.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Rankenphile on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    a nerdy, hot girlfriend

    i've had nerdy girlfriends

    i've had hot girlfriends

    i've never had a combination of the two

    i think i've found my new year's resolution
    Nerdy hot girlfriends are the best thing in the entire fucking world.

    ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD

    hi5

    Pony on
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    I want George Saint-Pierre to follow me wherever I go, and beat people up when I tell him to

    "GSP, beat up that fat guy in the rascal!"

    and then he'd put him in a triangle




    stupid old fat guy

    Zombiemambo on
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  • tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    The ability to love :cry:

    tardcore on
  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Callius wrote: »
    a nerdy, hot girlfriend

    i've had nerdy girlfriends

    i've had hot girlfriends

    i've never had a combination of the two

    i think i've found my new year's resolution
    Nerdy hot girlfriends are the best thing in the entire fucking world.

    ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD
    i know. they need to grow them on farms or something

    fightinfilipino on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    my youth back

    Weaver on
  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited December 2008
    tardcore wrote: »
    To be a mod on this forum.
    Why do you hate yourself so much?

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    A Seahawks Super Bowl victory.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Hey, fuck you. The officials robbed us of our proper places as Super Bowl champions.

    Defenestrator on
  • FedoraFedora Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Perfect eyesight. Everyone on my mom's side of the family has terrible eyesight, and anyone over the age of 60 is practically blind. In fact, when I was 15 my mother's retina actually detached. So that sucked.

    Right now without my contacts/glasses i'm like Mr. Magoo, I can't even tell if i'm looking at a man or woman half the time.

    And man, drawing is really hard when you can't see. So yeah, i'd just like for my eye's to not continue to degenerate. Cause slowly going blind is awful and heartbreaking.

    Fedora on
  • tardcoretardcore Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fiscal responsibility.

    tardcore on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    callius to stop mashing on his keyboard

    Weaver on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    i know. they need to grow them on farms or something
    No you don't. You couldn't understand what it's like to have sex with someone and halfway through they make a Paper Mario joke.

    You couldn't comprehend the joy.

    Callius on
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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    tardcore wrote: »
    Fiscal responsibility.
    i'm going to get what i want

    shoes

    fightinfilipino on
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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited December 2008
    Rinder wrote: »
    Bogey's love.
    $5. Looooooooooooooooong time!

    Bogey on
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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited December 2008
    Fedora wrote: »
    Perfect eyesight. Everyone on my mom's side of the family has terrible eyesight, and anyone over the age of 60 is practically blind. In fact, when I was 15 my mother's retina actually detached. So that sucked.

    Right now without my contacts/glasses i'm like Mr. Magoo, I can't even tell if i'm looking at a man or woman half the time.

    And man, drawing is really hard when you can't see. So yeah, i'd just like for my eye's to not continue to degenerate. Cause slowly going blind is awful and heartbreaking.

    They have lasers for that now

    Ubik on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2008
    this DS

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    uhm a white paint brush might do the trick

    it's matte black and this is the inside

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    it's sexy

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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