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The first thing you did this year; EAST COAST YEAH!

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    first things I did in 2009

    called Australia
    dealt with friend drama
    walked home in the freezing fucking cold because there were no cabs while dealing with more friend drama
    slept
    woke up
    had cybersex
    took a shower
    overdosed on junk food

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    How do I use spellcheck on mozilla?

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    first things I did in 2009

    woke up
    had cybersex
    took a shower
    overdosed on junk food

    it's not fair that this would make me a laughing stock but all you'll get are "oohhh tell me more"'s

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I got really faggy emo for a few minutes, then did shots and lit fireworks in the street

    #pipe on
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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    On reflection, that is a fair point Evander. We've had random breath-testing for so long I've never really thought about it as a restriction of liberty before.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I added more things because I forgot 2009 started at midnight

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    well what do you want me to do about it

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The Black Hunter wrote: »
    How do I use spellcheck on mozilla?

    direct Mozilla to http://www.google.com/chrome/thankyou.html?oneclickinstalled=&statcb= and click the link in the middle of the page

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    cybersex

    Wren on
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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    sexbercyb

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i can't do that, wren

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    what is the big deal with humping a computer anyway?

    it is cold and metallic
    like my heart

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    what is the big deal with humping a computer anyway?

    it is cold and metallic
    like my heart

    dont think anyone was planning on screwing your heart

    just your warm, moist holes

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    what is the big deal with humping a computer anyway?

    it is cold and metallic
    like my heart

    I don't know, my laptop is kind of warm...

    and cuddly...

    and kind of sexy...

    uhhhh what?

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    what is the big deal with humping a computer anyway?

    it is cold and metallic
    like my heart

    dont think anyone was planning on screwing your heart

    just your warm, moist holes

    but I've filled them with caulk

    anti-cock caulk

    Evander on
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    what is the big deal with humping a computer anyway?

    it is cold and metallic
    like my heart

    you gotta install the fleshlight under the CD drive so it vibrates just a little

    #pipe on
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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    CD drive? I thought that was a dick holder!



    for my dicks

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    ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    CD drive? I thought that was a dick holder!



    for my dicks

    don't be too rough or you'll cause a head crash

    Butler on
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Butler wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    CD drive? I thought that was a dick holder!



    for my dicks

    don't be too rough or you'll cause a head crash

    :whistle:

    Meissnerd on
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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    be careful or all of your ejaculate will get on your fragile computer chips

    get it?

    Wren on
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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Butler wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    CD drive? I thought that was a dick holder!



    for my dicks

    don't be too rough or you'll cause a head crash

    dude, I'm not FUCKING a CD drive. What do you think I am, some kind of barbarian?

    I am just using it to HOLD my dicks. Gently

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited January 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    be careful or all of your ejaculate will get on your fragile computer chips

    get it?

    Not very often.

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    s7apsters7apster Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I did that thing I do 5 times a day when I'm away from my girlfriend like I am now...oh ya I jacked off. How could I have forgotten.

    Christmas break needs to end.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    A duck! wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    be careful or all of your ejaculate will get on your fragile computer chips

    get it?

    Not very often.

    I don't get it

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited January 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    be careful or all of your ejaculate will get on your fragile computer chips

    get it?

    Not very often.

    I don't get it

    Neither does your mom!

    Anymore.

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    be careful or all of your ejaculate will get on your fragile computer chips

    get it?

    Not very often.

    I don't get it

    Duck is implying that I do not have intercourse on a regular basis.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    what

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    the first thing i did this year was to frantically light another cigarette with my first one before the clock rolled over

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    what

    when a man and a lady love each other very much, they do a special kind of hugging where the lady uses her vagina to hug the man's penis



    also, the lady is usually your mother

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evander wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    what

    when a man and a lady love each other very much, they do a special kind of hugging where the lady uses her vagina to hug the man's penis



    also, the lady is usually your mother

    huh

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    My first action of 2009 was making a sandwich.
    I was literally putting the turkey on the bread when I looked at the clock to see that it read "12:01"

    B.C. on
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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Wren wrote: »
    Evander wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    what

    when a man and a lady love each other very much, they do a special kind of hugging where the lady uses her vagina to hug the man's penis



    also, the lady is usually your mother

    huh

    your mother likes to hug the penises of strange men

    with her mouth

    Evander on
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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    B.C. wrote: »
    My first action of 2009 was making a sandwich.
    I was literally putting the turkey on the bread when I looked at the clock to see that it read "12:01"

    That might be the most depressing new years I've ever heard.

    The_Scarab on
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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    My first action of 2009 was making a sandwich.
    I was literally putting the turkey on the bread when I looked at the clock to see that it read "12:01"

    That might be the most depressing new years I've ever heard.

    It'd be even more depressing if it were a homeless guy making a sandwich out of nothing but newspaper, cardboard and rainwater.

    And then he gets hit by a car.

    McCly on
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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    My first action of 2009 was making a sandwich.
    I was literally putting the turkey on the bread when I looked at the clock to see that it read "12:01"

    That might be the most depressing new years I've ever heard.

    It'd be even more depressing if it were a homeless guy making a sandwich out of nothing but newspaper, cardboard and rainwater.

    And then he gets hit by a car.

    Driven by Dick Clarke.

    The_Scarab on
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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    My first action of 2009 was making a sandwich.
    I was literally putting the turkey on the bread when I looked at the clock to see that it read "12:01"

    That might be the most depressing new years I've ever heard.

    It'd be even more depressing if it were a homeless guy making a sandwich out of nothing but newspaper, cardboard and rainwater.

    And then he gets hit by a car.

    Driven by Dick Clarke.

    who is passed out at the wheel

    due to blood loss

    from being stabbed by a drifter

    Evander on
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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    My first action of 2009 was making a sandwich.
    I was literally putting the turkey on the bread when I looked at the clock to see that it read "12:01"

    That might be the most depressing new years I've ever heard.

    Everybody I was going to hang out with bailed on me.

    B.C. on
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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    B.C. wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    My first action of 2009 was making a sandwich.
    I was literally putting the turkey on the bread when I looked at the clock to see that it read "12:01"

    That might be the most depressing new years I've ever heard.

    Everybody I was going to hang out with bailed on me.

    same here

    including my asshole little brother, who was my last resort, but who split without telling me that he was leaving, because, as I may have mentioned, he is an asshole

    Evander on
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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Every year for the past two years, our house has been the HQ for my brother and his friends stupid new years shit.
    It's not even entertaining shit. It's just fucking stupid. A bunch of 17 year olds hyped up on Mt. Dew or Redbull quoting Anchorman and trying their damndest to re-enact various scenes from jackass.

    When I came home for this week, I flat out told my brother "Look, you are taking this shit elsewhere. I will not have it this year"

    Thus. A quiet house so my parents may sleep.

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    EvanderEvander Disappointed Father Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    your brother has been 17 for the past two years?

    Evander on
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