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Things You Want, But Will Never Have

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I really wish for some ambition.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    The great thing is that as long as it's just rich old fat people, Moby, yourself and Paris. You have an almost guaranteed shot at entry to the sixty-two mile high club.

    8-)

    but who wants to fuck Moby?

    The music industry? Oh heyoooooo

    Why you gotta make his heart feel so bad?

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    man we need to get a moon base going. it's like, right there

    wouldn't it be hilarious if they built this gigantic moon base and it would imbalance the moon's orbit and crash it into earth or send it drifting away?

    (i realise that is highly improbable, still i find the thought amusing)

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    If you are in space with Paris Hilton you are obligated to sabotage the fuck out of the reentry sequence.

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    IskanderIskander Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    for the greater good

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I think i'd like Paris Hilton.
    Also, we'd all fuck her shut up.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    I think i'd like Paris Hilton.
    Also, we'd all fuck her shut up.
    for me it would definitely be a hate fuck
    I'd hate fuck her mouth just to fucking shut her up

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    To be fair, i think she'd hate it too, Dru


    spoilerheart?

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    back to the mines slave!

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'd fuck her to say I fucked her, at very least

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    man I wouldn't fuck her, what if you caught something?

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    ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    man I wouldn't fuck her, what if you caught something?

    Like a cheque for $1m? Oh, awful, wah wah waaah

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ascot wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    man I wouldn't fuck her, what if you caught something?

    Like a cheque for $1m? Oh, awful, wah wah waaah
    man she has never seen a check in her life and I don't have a credit card machine attached to my belt

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i would like a very small elephant

    like, one the size of a chihuahua

    Quoth on
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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    i would like a very small elephant

    like, one the size of a chihuahua
    quoth did you not learn the lesson from jurassic park?

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    i would like a very small elephant

    like, one the size of a chihuahua

    And you will have it, thanks to the wondrous world of robots. It will also vacuum your floor with it's trunk.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I would run through her vagina like a hedge maze

    #pipe on
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    I would run through her vagina like a hedge maze

    Don't be silly Pipe

    She's got that shit waxed

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    As7 wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    i would like a very small elephant

    like, one the size of a chihuahua

    And you will have it, thanks to the wondrous world of robots. It will also vacuum your floor with it's trunk.

    ITS

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    i would like a very small elephant

    like, one the size of a chihuahua

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    #pipe on
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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    i would like a very small elephant

    like, one the size of a chihuahua
    quoth did you not learn the lesson from jurassic park?

    there were no tiny elephants in jurassic park, what are you talking about

    do you mean that we shouldn't tamper with nature or whatever

    because i thought this was the thread where we asked for unrealistic stuff, not the thread where we figure out how to get things using dangerous science

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Quoth lays the smack down

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I wish people would stop this panty-waste PC bullshit whereby saying any sort of insult is OBVIOUSLY a continuation of the sexist/homophobic/anti-minority sentiments.

    Y'know what? When I call someone a stupid twat I ain't referring to your cunt, shut up.

    Callius on
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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    callius are you taking the term porch monkey back

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    callius are you taking the term porch monkey back
    That brings me to number two.

    I want a helper monkey pal. Wouldn't that be rad?

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    I wish people would stop this panty-waste PC bullshit whereby saying any sort of insult is OBVIOUSLY a continuation of the sexist/homophobic/anti-minority sentiments.

    Y'know what? When I call someone a stupid twat I ain't referring to your cunt, shut up.

    I have long felt the same way about so called phallic symbols

    no, 1st year feminism student, it's not a giant dick, it's just a building.

    #pipe on
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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    callius are you taking the term porch monkey back
    That brings me to number two.

    I want a helper monkey pal. Wouldn't that be rad?

    YES

    the kind with a prehensile tail because then it can grab much more stuff

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    i would like a very small elephant

    like, one the size of a chihuahua

    Holy shit

    I've been saying this for years

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    I wish people would stop this panty-waste PC bullshit whereby saying any sort of insult is OBVIOUSLY a continuation of the sexist/homophobic/anti-minority sentiments.

    Y'know what? When I call someone a stupid twat I ain't referring to your cunt, shut up.

    I have long felt the same way about so called phallic symbols

    no, 1st year feminism student, it's not a giant dick, it's just a building.

    i think that tells you that the first year feminism student is not getting enough phallus in her life

    maybe if she wasn't a double bagger she wouldn't be so preoccupied with seeing dongs everywhere

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    YES

    the kind with a prehensile tail because then it can grab much more stuff
    "Why don't you go and get us some raisin bran, little buddy?

    Whoop! Good job, and here's a little somethin' somethin' for your troubles."

    SO CUTE!

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    BoredGamerBoredGamer Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    1969 Dodge Charger
    Mr Fusion
    Time Machine
    Half Life 2 Arcade Machine

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    callius are you taking the term porch monkey back
    That brings me to number two.

    I want a helper monkey pal. Wouldn't that be rad?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pFv8CAniYQ

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Quoth wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    i would like a very small elephant

    like, one the size of a chihuahua
    quoth did you not learn the lesson from jurassic park?

    there were no tiny elephants in jurassic park, what are you talking about

    do you mean that we shouldn't tamper with nature or whatever

    because i thought this was the thread where we asked for unrealistic stuff, not the thread where we figure out how to get things using dangerous science
    obviously you didn't read the same jurassica park i did.

    Old john hammond used to run around exhibiting a tiny elephant to raise money. It had a ferocious temper and was prone to infection around the tusks.

    also I am very proud of that monkey.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Callius wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    callius are you taking the term porch monkey back
    That brings me to number two.

    I want a helper monkey pal. Wouldn't that be rad?

    This is a necessary step in my path to fully becoming a character from a comic book

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    BoredGamer wrote: »
    1969 Dodge Charger
    Mr Fusion
    Time Machine
    Half Life 2 Arcade Machine

    You could only go back in time to watch NASCAR or drink moonshine.

    Hunter on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Straightzi wrote: »
    This is a necessary step in my path to fully becoming a character from a comic book
    Hrmmmm, you could always make one from papier mache and pretend.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    callius are you taking the term porch monkey back
    That brings me to number two.

    I want a helper monkey pal. Wouldn't that be rad?

    This is a necessary step in my path to fully becoming a character from a comic book

    You could already be a character from a Daniel Clowes comic book.

    Do you have a terrible sense of ennui?

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    callius are you taking the term porch monkey back
    That brings me to number two.

    I want a helper monkey pal. Wouldn't that be rad?

    This is a necessary step in my path to fully becoming a character from a comic book

    You could already be a character from a Daniel Clowes comic book.

    Do you have a terrible sense of ennui?

    Eh.

    Maybe.




    Does it matter?

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I liked Ice Haven

    it was pretty good

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