the episode where he is out on a ship. everyone's getting all sea sick at night in the sleeping quarters. mike gets up and has a pretty hefty flop and sway to his boxers
especially considering the conditions he was in
all boat jokes aside, that's no time for a man to be going half-mast
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Seriously, Kindergartners are so sticky you can pick them up and press them against the wall and they'll just stay there
I know from experience
I like that they're able to get more popsicle shit on their face and hands than in their mouth.
Xhaztol, I have no idea if the shit in your sig is from some specific dialog, but the reference is awesome. That's one of my favorite games of all time.
Son, that's from my normal LIFE.
(I'm actually re-playing it right now on VC, kicked the shit out of that guy, too)
I like how a lot of the time on dirty jobs he's just belittling their occupation and they only realise it like half the time
Yeah, he seems like a dick to me. That's the impression I get whenever I watch anyway.
"You know, when I'm really down in the shit like this, it's easy to forget how much more money I make than you guys, just for pretending to do your actual jobs for a while.
It's a lot, though. I mean, like, a whole lot. I could pretty much purchase the two of you and use you as coffee tables."
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I love mike rowe for pretty much the same reason I love bourdain
I like the story... not sure if it's true... that he was fired because they hated him just shitting on the products, but kept hiring him again because everyone loved him.
During a volunteer job at a retirement home, i had to talk to a woman with a dent in her head the size of a walnut. I also had to pick up and carry some disgusting old lady. the alzheimer's ward people is fucking TRAUMATIC.
like there was someone with NO LOWER JAW so they couldn't even talk in actual words, just "UH NUAH NUH NUH"
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During a volunteer job at a retirement home, i had to talk to a woman with a dent in her head the size of a walnut. I also had to pick up and carry some disgusting old lady. the alzheimer's ward people is fucking TRAUMATIC.
like there was someone with NO LOWER JAW so they couldn't even talk in actual words, just "UH NUAH NUH NUH"
I worked at a place that rented out and serviced porta-potties for a summer
fucking terrible.
At the park, the natives here will practically live in them for a few days - no joke. One time there was even a little shelf built inside one.
We would use a giant hose to suck out all the crap and pee and stuff, but it would get clogged with:
panties
diapers
bottles
a sweater
dead cat
and we'd have to kick out the natives sleeping in them and they'd get pissed like we were foreclosing on their home or something.
I worked at a pretty questionable butcher shop when I was in high school
The worst part was cleaning the meat saw. When meat saws do their thing, you get meat sawdust. And then about once a week we'd clean out the saw, which would be caked with week-old meat sawdust. It's like a whole new level of rotten meat.
Oh, and the first thing that needed to be done every morning: Collect all the expired meat and smell it. Throw it out if it smells rotten, repackage it if it smells ok.
I know he was a groomer once on the show, but they didn't get anywhere near how dirty that job can be. Cleaning up dog vomit from a van that's been sitting out in the summer sun for hours? Shoving pills down the throat of a Pit bull? Not to mention the occasional 11 hour day with no lunch break. And no bathroom, I got to pick between going in a port-a potty and a horse stall.
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how do you think he applied that stuff dumb dumb
It should be mentioned that Mike Rowe is also well hung.
Mike Rowe is well hung.
can I acquire it as well
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/07/08/0000040708_20070626143429.jpg
No it was a specifically made for a butt hand.
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the episode where he is out on a ship. everyone's getting all sea sick at night in the sleeping quarters. mike gets up and has a pretty hefty flop and sway to his boxers
especially considering the conditions he was in
all boat jokes aside, that's no time for a man to be going half-mast
first result when you GIS "Mike Rowe's Penis"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0CSG4adkUw
dang it
Son, that's from my normal LIFE.
(I'm actually re-playing it right now on VC, kicked the shit out of that guy, too)
kpop appreciation station i also like to tweet some
This is the true reason I love Mike Rowe.
It is the same reason that I love Kojo Nnamdi (but with callers instead of guests.)
Yeah, he seems like a dick to me. That's the impression I get whenever I watch anyway.
"You know, when I'm really down in the shit like this, it's easy to forget how much more money I make than you guys, just for pretending to do your actual jobs for a while.
It's a lot, though. I mean, like, a whole lot. I could pretty much purchase the two of you and use you as coffee tables."
they just do not give a fuck
I'm guessing you've seen the videos of mike on youtube hosting that shopping channel with the cat sack and shit?
no no, this makes him awesome
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Not big/criminal enough.
I did a bunch of tree thinning with the forest service in Colorado, never did actual logging but massacring trees is perhaps my favorite job.
I mean, just look:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbd2DucRe1M
Mike Rowe vs. The Doll Collector
like there was someone with NO LOWER JAW so they couldn't even talk in actual words, just "UH NUAH NUH NUH"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUJWpIj_4ps&feature=related
oh god
what a terrible way for a cat to die
The emotion that is not quite rage is for the people at work who break items and run off leaving a mess usually with shards of glass
I hate cleaning up nacho cheese and glass
The worst part was cleaning the meat saw. When meat saws do their thing, you get meat sawdust. And then about once a week we'd clean out the saw, which would be caked with week-old meat sawdust. It's like a whole new level of rotten meat.
Oh, and the first thing that needed to be done every morning: Collect all the expired meat and smell it. Throw it out if it smells rotten, repackage it if it smells ok.
I know he was a groomer once on the show, but they didn't get anywhere near how dirty that job can be. Cleaning up dog vomit from a van that's been sitting out in the summer sun for hours? Shoving pills down the throat of a Pit bull? Not to mention the occasional 11 hour day with no lunch break. And no bathroom, I got to pick between going in a port-a potty and a horse stall.