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Debate and Discourse: AWESOME POST in "Ultimate Nerd Games", by Duffel

Zilla360Zilla360 21st Century.Surreal. Immersive. Earth.Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in [2008-2012] Awesome Posts?
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On levels of nerdosity:
Forum: Debate and Discourse
Post: Ultimate Nerd Games
Posted by: Duffel


Original Content:
One day I was really bored and I found myself contemplating which House I would be sorted into.

I figured that was the nerdiness equivalent of getting gangbanged by six coked-up drag queens in a bathroom stall at Mardi Gras. Once that happens you just really can't pretend anymore.

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  • A steak!A steak! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited January 2009
    And I thought Thanatos reported bad posts.

  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    stupid post

    you can get like, 3 drag queens in a standard stall, tops

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    stupid post

    you can get like, 3 drag queens in a standard stall, tops

    if they're really coked up, you can get 4, maybe 5, but there's no room for banging

  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Everybody on these forums would end up in Ravenclaw because they're a nerd of Hufflepuff because they're a lardass.

  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    the wook wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    stupid post

    you can get like, 3 drag queens in a standard stall, tops

    if they're really coked up, you can get 4, maybe 5, but there's no room for banging

    If you'd gone for the handicap stall, you wouldn't have had that problem.

  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    contemplating which house you'd be sorted into is what everybody does when they read those books

    that is hardly a crippling level of nerdery

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  • darleysamdarleysam UKRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Everybody on these forums would end up in Ravenclaw because they're a nerd of Hufflepuff because they're a lardass.

    Is this sentence supposed to make sense?

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I always ended up in Robot House anyways.

    CHEESE IT!

    scarab you have mental problems
  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    darleysam wrote: »
    Everybody on these forums would end up in Ravenclaw because they're a nerd of Hufflepuff because they're a lardass.

    Is this sentence supposed to make sense?

    If you're of a certain age and therefore read any Harry Potter, yes.

  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    well, it would help if that 'of' were an 'or' like it's supposed to be.

    by the by, I would end up in Slytherin 'cause I'm a dick

  • bowenbowen beso el culo shitlord in residenceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I unfortunately ended up halfway between slytherin and gryffindor. But apparently defaulted to gryffindor on every single one of those online tests.

    Warning: I am a programmer/sysop. Do not take my word as law in any other fields, it is not professional advice.
  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    contemplating which house you'd be sorted into is what everybody does when they read those books

    that is hardly a crippling level of nerdery

    I've never done it. D:

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
  • ForarForar #432 Toronto, Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I did nerdier things on my walk to work this morning.

    Yeah, this is by no means the turning point of nerdity. Nerdism. Nerdocrity?

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    contemplating which house you'd be sorted into is what everybody does when they read those books

    that is hardly a crippling level of nerdery

    I've never done it. D:

    Yeah, neither. Pretty sure it was just this guy and you, WaM.

  • darleysamdarleysam UKRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    By the time you've read the books, it's already too late.

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  • CyvrosCyvros Some nerd AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    bowen wrote: »
    I unfortunately ended up halfway between slytherin and gryffindor. But apparently defaulted to gryffindor on every single one of those online tests.
    Haven't taken them for years, but I kept getting sorted into Hufflepuff.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i've never tried one of those

    http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Reviews/HarryPotter/Docs/Quiz-House.html

    oh, gryffindor

    Your in-depth results are:

    Gryffindor - 12
    Ravenclaw - 12
    Hufflepuff - 9
    Slytherin - 9

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  • CyvrosCyvros Some nerd AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Evidently, I'm not as much of a dick in real life as I am online.

    Hufflepuff - 16
    Ravenclaw - 13
    Gryffindor - 11
    Slytherin - 6

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  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    i've never tried one of those

    http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Reviews/HarryPotter/Docs/Quiz-House.html

    oh, gryffindor

    Your in-depth results are:

    Gryffindor - 12
    Ravenclaw - 12
    Hufflepuff - 9
    Slytherin - 9

    That test is inaccurate.
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