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US Airways plane crashes in the Hudson river

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    geckahngeckahn Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yeah I'd imagine they thaw them. "dead" is probably the word you're looking for.

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    iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Cornfield? Cornfield.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I believe only on Mythbusters do "frozen" fowl get shot into engines. :wink:

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    CommunistCowCommunistCow Abstract Metal ThingyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Obs wrote: »
    They shoot frozen chickens into plane engines for testing.

    I think you are thinking of a myth busters episode and not ....um actual NTSB/FAA testing.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Obs wrote: »
    They shoot frozen chickens into plane engines for testing.

    I think you are thinking of a myth busters episode and not ....um actual NTSB/FAA testing.
    And that was bird strike on windshields too, not engines. And on windshields that weren't even rated for bird strike.

    Basically that whole episode was loaded with failures.

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    Zilla360Zilla360 21st Century. |She/Her| Trans* Woman In Aviators Firing A Bazooka. ⚛️Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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    RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I shall return when the plane crashes again?

    Reported for Awesome

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    geckahngeckahn Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Obs wrote: »
    They shoot frozen chickens into plane engines for testing.

    I think you are thinking of a myth busters episode and not ....um actual NTSB/FAA testing.
    And that was bird strike on windshields too, not engines. And on windshields that weren't even rated for bird strike.

    Basically that whole episode was loaded with failures.

    I frequently find that the case with the show.

    They'll "disprove" some myth by completely doing it wrong. and I'll be like, are your typical viewers really this stupid?

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Zilla360 wrote: »
    It is named after its unusual projectile: a whole dead standard-sized chicken, as would be used for cooking. This has been found to accurately "simulate" a fairly large bird (as it actually is one).
    *snerk*

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    geckahn wrote: »
    Obs wrote: »
    They shoot frozen chickens into plane engines for testing.

    I think you are thinking of a myth busters episode and not ....um actual NTSB/FAA testing.
    And that was bird strike on windshields too, not engines. And on windshields that weren't even rated for bird strike.

    Basically that whole episode was loaded with failures.

    I frequently find that the case with the show.

    They'll "disprove" some myth by completely doing it wrong. and I'll be like, are your typical viewers really this stupid?
    Yeah, but they're good at owning up to their mistakes. I think they get caught up in the "fun" aspect of it too often. Plus a lot of the "myths" tend to be pretty weird and difficult to bust in the first place.

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Ganluan wrote: »
    That pilot is a badass.

    I wonder what will happen when he's on flights in the future.

    "Hello everyone, this is Capt. Sullenberger speaking"

    The whole cabin just shouts "FUCK YEAH"

    Only problem: from now on he will be expected to end every flight with a heroic crash landing.

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    Safety StickSafety Stick Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    No, next time he's expected to do a 'split s' and then barrel roll before putting it in the drink.

    Dude's set the bar high for the next guy.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    No, next time he's expected to do a 'split s' and then barrel roll before putting it in the drink.

    Dude's set the bar high for the next guy.
    Next time he'll just go back and pull-start the engines, and continue the flight.

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I shall return when the plane crashes again?
    Forar wrote: »
    He should collaborate with the fire marshall from the burning flag story to create the most badass buddy movie ever made.

    High5

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    CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I shall return when the plane crashes again?
    Forar wrote: »
    He should collaborate with the fire marshall from the burning flag story to create the most badass buddy movie ever made.

    High5

    You guys beat me to it, winning this thread.

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    ObsObs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Supposedly the pilot also has a Genius Level IQ and shit. And apparently everything he ever studied prepared him well for this very event.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Does he shit thunder? i bet he does

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    tsmvengy wrote: »
    Also, landing in Hong Kong is a fucking bitch. Those pilots are crazy.

    If you're referring to Kai Tak, which had some kind of hellacious and famous approach procedure, I don't think it's open anymore.

    Yeah, it's closed. The main approach had pilots doing a crazy turn right before landing.

    Wheeeee


    Man that is pretty crazy. From the wiki article it sounds like despite the difficulty of the maneuver, pilots had a sentimental love affair with the uniquely challenging approach.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Obs wrote: »
    Supposedly the pilot also has a Genius Level IQ and shit. And apparently everything he ever studied prepared him well for this very event.

    Pretty much guaranteed that he'll never have one of those "have I wasted my life?" moments ever again.

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    ObsObs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Are pilots smarter than doctors?

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Obs wrote: »
    Supposedly the pilot also has a Genius Level IQ and shit. And apparently everything he ever studied prepared him well for this very event.

    Pretty much guaranteed that he'll never have one of those "have I wasted my life?" moments ever again.

    Seriously... for the rest of his life he can look back at pretty much everything he did leading up to that day and say to himself "Well I may have regretted that at one point but it led me to be the person I was, flying that plane on that day, when it could have been someone else and the results could have been tragedy".

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    ProPatriaMoriProPatriaMori Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    jeepguy wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Obs wrote: »
    Supposedly the pilot also has a Genius Level IQ and shit. And apparently everything he ever studied prepared him well for this very event.

    Pretty much guaranteed that he'll never have one of those "have I wasted my life?" moments ever again.

    Seriously... for the rest of his life he can look back at pretty much everything he did leading up to that day and say to himself "Well I may have regretted that at one point but it led me to be the person I was, flying that plane on that day, when it could have been someone else and the results could have been tragedy".

    It would be really interesting to hear, in a few years, how he does think of it.

    For some reason I imagine he'd say something like "well, I landed the plane." Like he just did what he was supposed to do.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    jeepguy wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Obs wrote: »
    Supposedly the pilot also has a Genius Level IQ and shit. And apparently everything he ever studied prepared him well for this very event.

    Pretty much guaranteed that he'll never have one of those "have I wasted my life?" moments ever again.

    Seriously... for the rest of his life he can look back at pretty much everything he did leading up to that day and say to himself "Well I may have regretted that at one point but it led me to be the person I was, flying that plane on that day, when it could have been someone else and the results could have been tragedy".

    It would be really interesting to hear, in a few years, how he does think of it.

    For some reason I imagine he'd say something like "well, I landed the plane." Like he just did what he was supposed to do.

    Well the man is pretty much the hero of the hour for the nation, so it's natural to unconsciously ascribe virtues to him that he hasn't displayed (not to say that he doesn't possess them), such as humility.

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    ProPatriaMoriProPatriaMori Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    jeepguy wrote: »
    jeepguy wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Obs wrote: »
    Supposedly the pilot also has a Genius Level IQ and shit. And apparently everything he ever studied prepared him well for this very event.

    Pretty much guaranteed that he'll never have one of those "have I wasted my life?" moments ever again.

    Seriously... for the rest of his life he can look back at pretty much everything he did leading up to that day and say to himself "Well I may have regretted that at one point but it led me to be the person I was, flying that plane on that day, when it could have been someone else and the results could have been tragedy".

    It would be really interesting to hear, in a few years, how he does think of it.

    For some reason I imagine he'd say something like "well, I landed the plane." Like he just did what he was supposed to do.

    Well the man is pretty much the hero of the hour for the nation, so it's natural to unconsciously ascribe virtues to him that he hasn't displayed (not to say that he doesn't possess them), such as humility.

    Actually, you know what? The man's a pilot. I now doubt humility is one of his traits.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    jeepguy wrote: »
    jeepguy wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Obs wrote: »
    Supposedly the pilot also has a Genius Level IQ and shit. And apparently everything he ever studied prepared him well for this very event.

    Pretty much guaranteed that he'll never have one of those "have I wasted my life?" moments ever again.

    Seriously... for the rest of his life he can look back at pretty much everything he did leading up to that day and say to himself "Well I may have regretted that at one point but it led me to be the person I was, flying that plane on that day, when it could have been someone else and the results could have been tragedy".

    It would be really interesting to hear, in a few years, how he does think of it.

    For some reason I imagine he'd say something like "well, I landed the plane." Like he just did what he was supposed to do.

    Well the man is pretty much the hero of the hour for the nation, so it's natural to unconsciously ascribe virtues to him that he hasn't displayed (not to say that he doesn't possess them), such as humility.

    Actually, you know what? The man's a pilot. I now doubt humility is one of his traits.


    An USAF pilot at that. ;-)

    I'm sure at the very least that he has excellent self-esteem.

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    jeepguy wrote: »
    jeepguy wrote: »
    jeepguy wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Obs wrote: »
    Supposedly the pilot also has a Genius Level IQ and shit. And apparently everything he ever studied prepared him well for this very event.

    Pretty much guaranteed that he'll never have one of those "have I wasted my life?" moments ever again.

    Seriously... for the rest of his life he can look back at pretty much everything he did leading up to that day and say to himself "Well I may have regretted that at one point but it led me to be the person I was, flying that plane on that day, when it could have been someone else and the results could have been tragedy".

    It would be really interesting to hear, in a few years, how he does think of it.

    For some reason I imagine he'd say something like "well, I landed the plane." Like he just did what he was supposed to do.

    Well the man is pretty much the hero of the hour for the nation, so it's natural to unconsciously ascribe virtues to him that he hasn't displayed (not to say that he doesn't possess them), such as humility.

    Actually, you know what? The man's a pilot. I now doubt humility is one of his traits.


    An USAF pilot at that. ;-)

    I'm sure at the very least that he has excellent self-esteem.

    Heck, at this point he's earned the right to be cocky.

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    mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    tsmvengy wrote: »
    Also, landing in Hong Kong is a fucking bitch. Those pilots are crazy.

    If you're referring to Kai Tak, which had some kind of hellacious and famous approach procedure, I don't think it's open anymore.

    Yeah, it's closed. The main approach had pilots doing a crazy turn right before landing.

    Man, that shit's crazier than the approach the Air Force used to get into Kirkuk...and that was to dodge enemy fire.

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    Mike DangerMike Danger "Diane..." a place both wonderful and strangeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I flicked through USA Today's article on this at breakfast today. Apparently it's only the fourth time someone's successfully pulled off a water landing with a modern plane.

    Also:
    Obs wrote: »
    Supposedly the pilot also has a Genius Level IQ and shit. And apparently everything he ever studied prepared him well for this very event.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Well I'm stuck at the Lansing airport right now working a flight that shouldn't be here. MD 83 made it to about 1000ft and something happened to one of the engines. It's on the ground now and they didn't see any feathers, so they don't think it was a birdstrike. Some of the blades are a little bent but no feathers and they got de-iced so the mechanics are scratching their heads. Hopefully we didn't miss a loose screw when we did the walk around.

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    GrimReaperGrimReaper Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    What I find funny is that at the moment there's talk of replacing Air Force One. Supposedly the US gov is pissed off with Boeing for some reason so have also requested a tender from Airbus, how funny would it be for Airbus to include a little ditty in the tender along the lines of "unlike Boeing jets ours don't break up on crash landing".

    Of course, like all national prestige projects the US gov will never actually choose Airbus in a million years. I think they're doing it to piss off and humiliate Boeing a little.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    GrimReaper wrote: »
    What I find funny is that at the moment there's talk of replacing Air Force One. Supposedly the US gov is pissed off with Boeing for some reason so have also requested a tender from Airbus, how funny would it be for Airbus to include a little ditty in the tender along the lines of "unlike Boeing jets ours don't break up on crash landing".

    Of course, like all national prestige projects the US gov will never actually choose Airbus in a million years. I think they're doing it to piss off and humiliate Boeing a little.
    Actually, they did choose Airbus to replace the aging fleet of airborne tankers for the Air Force. Then Boeing pitched a 4 year old girl's fit over losing the bidding process, and sued to get the contract.

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    DalbozDalboz Resident Puppy Eater Right behind you...Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Obs wrote: »
    So not even one person got this all on film? Really?

    Or are they still shopping the video around to the news networks?

    CNN has the video of the crash in the Hudson.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9CZivaR0tU

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    AridholAridhol Daddliest Catch Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It's nice to see a story that turned out positive. Everyone's alive, the pilot is a hero and it's just nice to get some good news on CNN once in a while.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    oh wait turns out the pilot used to molest girls and then beat them up

    dangit!

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    ObsObs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    oh wait turns out the pilot used to molest girls and then beat them up

    dangit!



    Some puppies in the cargo hold also died.

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    GrimReaperGrimReaper Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    GrimReaper wrote: »
    What I find funny is that at the moment there's talk of replacing Air Force One. Supposedly the US gov is pissed off with Boeing for some reason so have also requested a tender from Airbus, how funny would it be for Airbus to include a little ditty in the tender along the lines of "unlike Boeing jets ours don't break up on crash landing".

    Of course, like all national prestige projects the US gov will never actually choose Airbus in a million years. I think they're doing it to piss off and humiliate Boeing a little.
    Actually, they did choose Airbus to replace the aging fleet of airborne tankers for the Air Force. Then Boeing pitched a 4 year old girl's fit over losing the bidding process, and sued to get the contract.

    Air tankers is one thing, but the plane to carry the president of the USA? It is very much a national prestige thing, I don't see them ever choosing Airbus. The only way I see them choosing Airbus is if all American plane makers suddenly went bankrupt and stopped making those types of planes.

    Hell, googling up the tanker thing it looks like it has gone down a shit storm. If they choose Airbus for air force one I wouldn't be surprised if there was a bloody revolution.

    Oh, looking up that Airbus tanker thing is quite interesting. Looks like it isn't yet set in stone according to wikipedia:
    On June 18, 2008, the United States Government Accountability Office sustained a protest by The Boeing Company on the award of the contract to Northrop Grumman and EADS.[11] The status of the KC-45A is in doubt and the Air Force may have to rebid the contract, potentially reversing their earlier decision.[12]

    On 10 September 2008, bidding was canceled. A new competition between the KC-45 and KC-767 (or possibly the KC-777, a 777 derivative which had been considered previously) will be opened sometime in 2009.[13]

    Northrop Grummen renamed the A330 the KC-45. (to help explain the above)

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    GrimReaperGrimReaper Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
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    DemiurgeDemiurge Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Apart from the wing debris and the torn engine it looks completely undamaged, gotta say I'd fly with Sullenberger anytime.

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    Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    Aridhol wrote: »
    It's nice to see a story that turned out positive. Everyone's alive, God is a hero and it's just nice to get some good news on CNN once in a while.

    Fix'd that for you. As we all know, the pilot had nothing to do with the safe landing of that plane; it was God's doing.

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    Willy-Bob GracchusWilly-Bob Gracchus Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Aridhol wrote: »
    It's nice to see a story that turned out positive. Everyone's alive, God is a hero and it's just nice to get some good news on CNN once in a while.

    Fix'd that for you. As we all know, the pilot had nothing to do with the safe landing of that plane; it was God's doing.

    edit - whoops, got me too, only watched half of it.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Aridhol wrote: »
    It's nice to see a story that turned out positive. Everyone's alive, God is a hero and it's just nice to get some good news on CNN once in a while.

    Fix'd that for you. As we all know, the pilot had nothing to do with the safe landing of that plane; it was God's doing.

    That video is beyond satire.
    :edit: Dammit, wasn't listening to the beginning where he says "Hello, I'm Edward Current." It is satire.

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