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The Grammatical Gauntlet has been thrown!

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I love it when people say "Can I ax you a question?"

    No you can not ask me a question, you filthy pleb.

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    I don't even know if that's right.

    "To whom are you referring?"

    maybe?

    Oh ok I thought you were poking fun, so I did the same by using myself in a situation that doesn't apply.

    I thought I was too, but then I wasn't so sure.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    they know it's ask, you asshole

    that's just a dialect thing

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I love it when people say "Can I ax you a question?"

    No you can not ask me a question, you filthy pleb.

    not as bad as

    "I can ax you a question?"

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    they know it's ask, you asshole

    that's just a dialect thing

    Not where I'm from. Learn to vocalise your words properly.

    e: or pronounce if we're going to get nit-picky.

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    punkpostmodernpunkpostmodern Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    If now we're discussing mispronunciations, my mother changed her pronunciation of "nuclear" to "nuke-u-lar." I think she's making a passive-aggressive stab at my politics.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    If Mr. Monroe's English teacher is correct, then I am going to continue citing "lol" as an appropriate verbal and written response to a semi-humorous situation ... just like how my coworker tried arguing that "conversating" is the appropriate verb form of "conversation" - because people use it more and more in spoken English!

    Which people? I have never heard anyone make that mistake.

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    they know it's ask, you asshole

    that's just a dialect thing

    Not where I'm from. Learn to vocalise your words.

    how about "scrimps" instead of shrimp?

    :x

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    If now we're discussing mispronunciations, my mother changed her pronunciation of "nuclear" to "nuke-u-lar." I think she's making a passive-aggressive stab at my politics.

    Nuke-u-lar!
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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I've lived in New Mexico, Texas, and Oklahoma my entire life. If I let myself worry about dialect-related mispronunciations, I'd never stop screaming.

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Never heard of "scrimp".

    But then again we don't even say that word here.

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    punkpostmodernpunkpostmodern Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I love skrimps!

    The first (and only) time I heard it was in reference to "carpet skrimps," those lively bastards that curl up and die in your shag carpet.

    Man, the dorms at my college were CLASSY.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I find ending a sentence with a proposition to be both preposterous and presumptuous.

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    Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    People who end sentences with propositions usually end up regretting it the next morning.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    McCly wrote: »
    I don't even know if that's right.

    "To whom are you referring?"

    maybe?

    yeah

    To whom are you referring

    or

    Who are you referring to

    Who for the subject, whom for the object. In both of these "you" is the subject so "whom" is the right one for both. Exchange he or him for who and whom and you can tell. Any time you would use "him" instead of "he" it's "whom."

    And have any of you ever been to the southeastern coast of the US?

    I was pretty confused when I was offered some "srimp" on the street.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Never heard of "scrimp".

    But then again we don't even say that word here.

    I've only heard it in that Beatles lyric.

    It means this.

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    I find ending a sentence with a proposition to be both preposterous and presumptuous.

    You're just being pretentious.

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    none of you have ever heard the phrase "to scrimp and save"?

    come on now, read a book or something

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    Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Never heard of "scrimp".

    But then again we don't even say that word here.

    I've only heard it in that Beatles lyric.

    It means this.

    Oh, I've heard it in that context.

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    BusterK wrote: »
    I find ending a sentence with a proposition to be both preposterous and presumptuous.

    You're just being pretentious.

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Campion wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    I find ending a sentence with a proposition to be both preposterous and presumptuous.

    You're just being pretentious.

    BusterK to star in new hit film:
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    For Pedantic

    8-)

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Can I just mention how much I love this thread?

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fishman wrote: »
    Can I just mention how much I love this thread?

    I dunno, can you?

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fishman wrote: »
    Can I just mention how much I love this thread?

    I dunno, can you?

    :wink:

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I would never say this to any kid who asked to go to the bathroom
    Out of fear he'll just piss his pants right there

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    FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh, he's good.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    back in primary school there was this scary outback serial killer looking teacher who was generally an asshole and when he was on playground duty if you went up and asked him something like 'can we play some soccer here' or whatever you had to ask permission for hed be all
    'you can but you may not'

    fucking smartass sonofabitch
    let us play the fucking game

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    McCly wrote: »
    I love it when people say "Can I ax you a question?"

    No you can not ask me a question, you filthy pleb.

    not as bad as

    "I can ax you a question?"

    Which is nowhere near as awful as:

    "Ho brah, I can ax you one question? Where you had fly my keys? I no can find."

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    fly?

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    It's pidgin for "throw".

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Let fly men!
    Let fly!



    Some slang just sounds so archaic to me
    Like gat
    I hear that and my mind conjures 1930's gangsters

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hunh, I never even considered that that might be where it came from. I sorta doubt it, but it would be neat if it were true.

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I saw an advert today

    It was advertising some seminars/lectures that a literary editor was giving

    The advert spent half a page listing this woman's qualifications, which included at least 15 years as an editor for various prestigious establishments

    Then it listed the various topics she would be covering in her seminars under the bold heading:

    TOPIC'S

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Wow.

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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    I saw an advert today

    It was advertising some seminars/lectures that a literary editor was giving

    The advert spent half a page listing this woman's qualifications, which included at least 15 years as an editor for various prestigious establishments

    Then it listed the various topics she would be covering in her seminars under the bold heading:

    TOPIC'S

    haha

    did you get a picture?

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Janson wrote: »
    I saw an advert today

    It was advertising some seminars/lectures that a literary editor was giving

    The advert spent half a page listing this woman's qualifications, which included at least 15 years as an editor for various prestigious establishments

    Then it listed the various topics she would be covering in her seminars under the bold heading:

    TOPIC'S

    maybe her name was linda topic


    maybe it was describing her lectures


    didn't think of that did you ms. smartypants

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Hah :P

    I didn't get a photo, no. It was a loose paper advertisement that I found today amongst the papers I was filing. It would've been cooler had it been a large glossy advert or something

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    FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    I saw an advert today

    It was advertising some seminars/lectures that a literary editor was giving

    The advert spent half a page listing this woman's qualifications, which included at least 15 years as an editor for various prestigious establishments

    Then it listed the various topics she would be covering in her seminars under the bold heading:

    TOPIC'S

    maybe her name was linda topic


    maybe it was describing her lectures


    didn't think of that did you ms. smartypants

    Dude, she's like, married now.

    MRS. Smartypants.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fishman wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    I saw an advert today

    It was advertising some seminars/lectures that a literary editor was giving

    The advert spent half a page listing this woman's qualifications, which included at least 15 years as an editor for various prestigious establishments

    Then it listed the various topics she would be covering in her seminars under the bold heading:

    TOPIC'S

    maybe her name was linda topic


    maybe it was describing her lectures


    didn't think of that did you ms. smartypants

    Dude, she's like, married now.

    MRS. Smartypants.

    look it ain't mori smartypants ok

    that's not the way I roll

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fishman wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    I saw an advert today

    It was advertising some seminars/lectures that a literary editor was giving

    The advert spent half a page listing this woman's qualifications, which included at least 15 years as an editor for various prestigious establishments

    Then it listed the various topics she would be covering in her seminars under the bold heading:

    TOPIC'S

    maybe her name was linda topic


    maybe it was describing her lectures


    didn't think of that did you ms. smartypants

    Dude, she's like, married now.

    MRS. Smartypants.
    Haha

    Mori came in and read this topic over my shoulder (he's been cooking dinner) and said exactly the same thing!

    Janson on
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