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[Mini-Phalla] Nightmare in Corwell-VILLAGE WINS

OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
edited February 2009 in Critical Failures
Entry from the diary of Ethan Black

October 1st 2009
Dear Diary,
At midnight the power suddenly went out here in the town of Corwell,
I was awake suffering from a bout insomnia when it happened, the familiar hum of my computer whirring away in the corner suddenly came to a stop and the streetlamps outside went out. With nothing better to do and with me not falling asleep anytime soon I finally decided to start writing this diary with my flashlight.
I have been having some disturbing dreams lately, maybe that’s whats causing this wretched insomnia. But they’re not really that scary I just hear some ominous chanting sneaking in to my dreams with an incredible feeling of complete loneliness.
Maybe I should just try continuing to sleep lingering on it isn’t going to fix anything.

October 2nd 2009
I finally got to bed last night but I was woken up by a blood curdling scream from across the street. I’m going to go check it out before going to work.

October 12th 2009
Blood,
Blood Everywhere

Welcome to my first Mini-Phalla
Nightmare in Corwell
Standard phalla rules apply post your vote in RED and your retractions in Lime as well as gameplay questions in orange.

Vote close will be 8:00 PM Central time

No using PMs to prove anything and everyone will receive a villager boilerplate.

No talking with dead people unless you yourself are dead

No using anonymous communications. You must always let who you are communicating with know who you are. If you
start a proboard I want an invite to it.

No trying to use screencaps as proof

You may or may not have additional rules to follow in your role pms BEWARE

Yes there is an order of actions, no you have to figure it out on your own.

In this game there is a character called a mercenary, every night you may bid items of value (everyone starts with 3) to try and hire the merc to kill someone of your choice. Pm the person and the bid to me to be sent to the mercenary. He will then choose from the list whom he wishes to kill.

Everyone also has the ability to pm me to say that they scavenge the town for various weapons, protective implements and extra items of value. You may only hold one item and if you choose to search you lose the item you are holding (doesn't count items of value) whether you find anything or not.

Some mechanics are untested and as such may be game-breaking in unforseeable ways

INACTIVUS HUNGERS- If you aren’t going to be able to vote or do actions on a fairly consistent basis please don’t bother signing up. I will remove anyone who has 2 days of no meaningful posting or voting

Sign-up in any color. Sign-ups will end within 24 hours of this post if we have enough reserves by signup close I’ll add more slots within reason

Players
1. The Lawninator - Red Cultist - Dead
2. Kime - Paparazzi - Dead
3. The_Reflection - Mercenary - Survived
4. Andrew Ryan - Townsperson - Dead
5. Crimsoncoyote - Red Cultist - Dead
6. Toxic Toys - Soothsayer - Dead
7. Jaysonfour - Townsperson - Dead
8. Garroad_ran - Townsperson - Dead
9. Zandracon - Parent - Dead
10. shinkyo00 - Blue Cultist - Dead
11. abotkin - Mayor - Dead
12. B:L - Townsperson - Dead
13. MacGuffin - Red Cultist - Dead
14. Scrivenerjones - Townsperson - Dead
15. Micro - Townsperson - Dead
16. Mr. Defecation - Blue Cultist - Dead
17. The Lord of Hats - Townsperson - Dead
18. TehSpectre - Blue Cultist - Dead
19. Warban - Politician - Survived
20. NATIK - Cop - Dead
21. FrostMist - Red Cultist - Dead
22. DasUberEdward - Townsperson - Dead
23. Malkor - Townsperson Dead
24. Wildcat - Red Cultist - Dead
25. jackisreal - Hobo - Dead

Reserves
1. kuhlmeye
2. WilDPanthA05
3. GrimmyTOA
4. Cold Salmon and Hatred (Zot)
5.

Day 1 Opener

Day 2
Day 3
Day 4
Day 5
Day 6

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Sign up

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    kime signs up! (I'm still in the vote-cyan-for-myself mode.)

    If we bid our some number of our three "items of value" and lose the bid, do we lose what we bid? If two people tie the merc bid, how is that resolved?

    "You may only hold one item." Is that not counting the three "items of value"?

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    OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    kime wrote: »
    kime signs up! (I'm still in the vote-cyan-for-myself mode.)

    If we bid our some number of our three "items of value" and lose the bid, do we lose what we bid? If two people tie the merc bid, how is that resolved?

    "You may only hold one item." Is that not counting the three "items of value"?

    The Mercenary gets to choose whom he kills from those who bid for his services so even if you're the highest bidder he might not kill the person you're trying to kill

    Your one item doesn't count the IOVs

    If he doesn't pick your bid you'll get them back

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    ooooo That sounds cool. I want to be the mercenary!! Can I bribe you?

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    The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    sign up

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    Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Interesting.. Mighty interesting. Sign Up!

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm down.
    I'll actually read through the OP in the morning!

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm in.

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    JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Eh, why not.

    Sign me up.

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    garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sign up!

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    ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Huh, sounds interesting.
    !sign up

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    shinkyo00shinkyo00 Registered User new member
    edited January 2009
    !Sign up

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    abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I don't have the time to keep investing in these, I'm getting too stretched out amongst everything. At the same time though, I can't help but to !sign up when I get the chance.

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    [size=+3]!SOULS[/size]

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    MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !sign up

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    scrivenerjonesscrivenerjones Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !signing up. I hope my expert play in the BSG PbP doesn't make me too easy of a target in this :(

    also I have never done a phalla before, so expect lots of stupid questions.

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    MicroMicro Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Yep, I'm in

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    grumble me in

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    The Lord of HatsThe Lord of Hats Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Sign up

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Sign up - if only to Abstain from every vote because what a terrible idea.

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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !signup

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    ACE ✰ PONY ✰ DETECTIVE!
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    NATIKNATIK DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Sign up, sounds interesting.

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    FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !sign up

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !sign up

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    MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !sign up too

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    warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    !Sign up - if only to Abstain from every vote because what a terrible idea.

    Hey more red votes for the rest of us.

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Sign up, please!

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    jackisrealjackisreal Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !sign up

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    OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    We have 25 people the game should start at 9 pm central time
    For every 5 reserves who join before then I'll add more slots

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    kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Reserve on up

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    WilDPanthA05WilDPanthA05 Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !Reserve this

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    GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Ah! Missed it! !Reserve up!

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    OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Two more people joining or nine cst
    Whenever one of those two is reached I'll begin sending out pms

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    man you want the reserves filled too, that is hella crazy I would just start

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    OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    man you want the reserves filled too, that is hella crazy I would just start

    Well it was because I was thinking having 30 overall would be nice and change the current reserves to players but yeah I'm going to go ahead and start getting everything sent out

    When you get your PM and you don't exactly understand something PM me or orange ask in the thread

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    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    oh in that case you should jsut change reserves to players and say you need 2 more, sorry wasn't trying to rush that there just thoguh t you wanted reserves cause of your inactivus thing

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    Cold Salmon and HatredCold Salmon and Hatred __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2009
    !Sign up for reserves or whatever

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    OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    All Pms out will have narration up sometime in the next 15 minutes
    No more posting except for signing up for reserves until then

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    OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Day 1
    The Red Cloaks





    October 13th 2009
    The stench .
    This town smells of death now.

    For the past week I’ve been running from house to house slowly making progress back home
    Those maniacs in red cloaks have been ritualistically murdering everyone.
    The police tried their best but they were all swiftly cut down from traitors within their own ranks.
    At last count there are 25 of us left out of a town of 3500

    We know there are still some maniacs left. Some townspeople have made mention of people in both blue and red cloaks and now the mayor has suggested we all vote everyday to kill one of our number.
    That’s the worlds worst mayor for you only able to come up with a simple witch hunt.
    All people will do is gang up on the accused all he is doing is helping the damn red cloaks.

    Even worse is a mercenary who has shown up. No one knows who he is but he posted a message in the town square saying to leave objects of value in a tree with an anonymous note saying who you want him to kill.
    THIS IS SICKENING
    Why would someone take advantage of this. How selfish and sick could you be to care about money when you could protecting others.
    In any case I’ve stayed here too long
    I have to keep moving
    I just don’t trust anyone in this town anymore.


    Alright the first day has begun
    Vote in RED
    Send me any mercenary target or role pms
    You cannot Abstain

    Good Luck and Have Fun

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    B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    !JAYSONFOUR whispers dark rituals in the night.

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