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I got my first credit card...

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    spamrat wrote:
    The_Dciple wrote:
    you could buy a dildo.

    The Humiliator?

    I was thinking the "Dual Action Fantasy Butt Sword" but that's good too.

    I quote it, because it actually exists.

    Seriously?

    oh totally serious, I found it in a porn shop in New Hampshire. I would totally find it for sale somewhere online and send you the link if I wasn't at work.

    Captain Cthulhu on
  • KaennethKaenneth Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh man, a few months ago I was checking out at costco, and in the lane next to me...

    A woman with short spikey hair, in her late 30's I would guess, along with 2 men in leather pants. Piling random stuff into a pair of carts, with the stated intention of filling up the new credit card she just got.

    Poor financail planning at it's best.

    Kaenneth on
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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith I dont know if I'm ever going to pick up my copy of Emerald again.

    If when D/P comes out you still want a copy and haven't gotten one yet, let me know and I'll just mail it.

    Nucsh on
    [SIGPIC]GIANT ENEMY BEAR[/SIGPIC]
  • Malo HanMalo Han Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Malo Han wrote:
    Malo Han wrote:
    The_Dciple wrote:
    you could buy a dildo.

    The Humiliator?

    are dildos covered by visa?
    i want to see your bill someday
    hello malo han what do you think of vg cats

    and what of anime

    tell me

    vgcats is okay, and im not an anime fan and probably never wil be
    but why do you ask?
    okay then tell me what you think of halo

    It may be obvious, as my concealment skills are less than nine thousand but yes i do love halo, and im gonna go get halo 2 vista whenever those microsoft suits get around to making it

    Malo Han on
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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Malo Han wrote:
    Malo Han wrote:
    The_Dciple wrote:
    you could buy a dildo.

    The Humiliator?

    are dildos covered by visa?
    i want to see your bill someday
    hello malo han what do you think of vg cats

    and what of anime

    tell me

    vgcats is okay, and im not an anime fan and probably never wil be
    but why do you ask?
    okay then tell me what you think of halo
    Are you trying to figure out his name, TFS?

    Captain Cthulhu on
  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Buy internet porn. Tons of it

    DrIanMalcolm on
  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The_Dciple wrote:
    you could buy a dildo.

    The Humiliator?

    I was thinking the "Dual Action Fantasy Butt Sword" but that's good too.

    I quote it, because it actually exists.

    What about Thor?

    jimninja on
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  • The_DcipleThe_Dciple Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    Buy Keith pokemon emerald

    It's like $30 U.S.

    Who do you think I am, Rich Uncle Pennybags?

    The_Dciple on
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You're the one with the credit card.

    Kadith on
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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The_Dciple wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    Buy Keith pokemon emerald

    It's like $30 U.S.

    Who do you think I am, Rich Uncle Pennybags?

    if you can manage to get a credit card, then yes.

    Captain Cthulhu on
  • The_DcipleThe_Dciple Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    who?

    The_Dciple on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    buy me a really good drum set

    Fallout on
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  • AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    solicit the services of a male escort

    Axim on
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    and then become one to pay off that bill

    Kadith on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    buy the moon

    bongi on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    The_Dciple wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    Buy Keith pokemon emerald

    It's like $30 U.S.

    Who do you think I am, Rich Uncle Pennybags?

    It's like $18 from an Amazon reseller

    Garlic Bread on
  • MathildaMathilda Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Meissnerd wrote:
    Buy Keith pokemon emerald

    Fine.

    Jesus.

    Or maybe not.

    I haven't decided yet.

    Mathilda on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    Nucsh wrote:
    Keith I dont know if I'm ever going to pick up my copy of Emerald again.

    If when D/P comes out you still want a copy and haven't gotten one yet, let me know and I'll just mail it.

    thx but no thx

    I really just want it to catch some pokemans on my way to/from school until D/P comes out.

    Garlic Bread on
  • askask Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    hookers and blow

    ask on
  • AximAxim Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ask is on to something now, i would say maybe take a quick stroll down to compton and tell some dudes you'd like to buy crack from them. make sure to ask if they accept visa beforehand!

    Axim on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    buy the moon and all the stars

    every last speck and atom

    bongi on
  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    buy the rights to some song by some unknown band and pray they make it big.

    Captain Cthulhu on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    you can do that with a credit card right

    bongi on
  • StoverStover Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    bongi wrote:
    you can do that with a credit card right

    I sure hope so.

    Stover on
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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You can buy anything with a credit card.

    Even love

    buy me love

    Kadith on
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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kadith wrote:
    You can buy anything with a credit card.

    Even love

    buy me love

    Ya can't buy me love.

    rockmonkey on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2007
    when i grow up i want to have a credit card and buy the universe

    bongi on
  • Robert KhooRobert Khoo Registered User, ClubPA staff
    edited February 2007
    dude dude dude.

    I hear there is a firesale going on.

    I mean, that's just what i heard.

    Robert Khoo on
    Some guy.
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    PLANT.

    Jordyn on
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    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You should buy a small country, like Luxembourg. Not like they're using it anyway.

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Credit cards are the devil's playthings.

    naporeon on
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    dude dude dude.

    I hear there is a firesale going on.

    I mean, that's just what i heard.

    Man is there any chance of it to still be going by the 15th

    Kadith on
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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    dude dude dude.

    I hear there is a firesale going on.

    I mean, that's just what i heard.


    best plant.

    although he's half kidding and half serious. Khoo, if he tried, could sell you anything.

    rockmonkey on
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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Why do they call it a firesale anyway?

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Has Khoo ever had an av?

    naporeon on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Should we have a "make Khoo an av" contest?

    Jordyn on
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    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    Should we have a "make Khoo an av" contest?
    I like this.

    I am not a mod, but I approve of this plan.

    Get on it.

    STAT.

    naporeon on
  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    Should we have a "make Khoo an av" contest?
    I like this.

    I am not a mod, but I approve of this plan.

    Get on it.

    STAT.

    Make mully do it.

    Sheri on
  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    khoo is khoo he doesn't need an avatar cuz he's just that khoo

    The Otaku Suppository on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh lord.

    naporeon on
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