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Chinese New Year, year of the ox!

PolagoPolago Registered User regular
edited January 2009 in Social Entropy++
That's right, it's Chinese new year and a few of our resident forumers will be partaking in who knows what kind of devil's regalia. American tales tell of bloodletting, ritualistic murders of capitalist pigs in the name of their lord mao, and the annual black market missile show and family picnic (only one child per family allowed).

While they sate their thirst for mortal souls, lets celebrate by seeing what animal in the Chinese calender represents us, and if this is YOUR year Mister or Missus Ox!

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I'm a boar! That may or may not be good or bad based on their bizarre tarot card definitions of each animal. How rare!

After you've found your animal, let us share in the joy of chinese cartoons and green tea while our comrades out east celebrate like kings and horribly subjugated queens!

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=PxymwN7nYQQ

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    20 bucks says viv is drunk.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    El Toro Fuerte Never removes his mask!

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    20 bucks says viv is drunk.

    it's, like, noon there

    you know what

    you're right

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited January 2009
    20 bucks says viv is drunk.
    That's like every day though!

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    oh hey, my sign is the ox

    I guess this is my year?

    fancy that

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I am a mighty rabbit

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2009
    I am a boar because I was born in 1947.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm a Tigger

    Tiger, I mean Tiger

    That's the one that bounces, right?

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  • Punsie McKalePunsie McKale Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    If you get drunk and spin around on chinese new year, are you oxcillating?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2009
    YEAR OF THE TIGER

    REPRESENT

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm a horse.


    ladies

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm a dog I guess. Quite telling actually.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Rat all up ins

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I was born in the year of the heat beam eye vision talisman animal

    And I'm watching some great cartoons right now

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    year of the snake up ins

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  • Darth_MogsDarth_Mogs Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Oh, hey, I'm another Rabbit.

    We're multiplying.

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  • Punsie McKalePunsie McKale Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I should have said what I am sooner

    I guess I was dragon my feet

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    YEAR OF THE TIGER

    REPRESENT

    YEAH! REPRESENT!

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited January 2009
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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    i am a dragon 8-)

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is
    I'm the only one

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  • ubernekouberneko Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    WTF THE CHINESE NEW YEAR ONLY GOES TO 2018, ARE WE DOOMED?!

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Year of The Horse isn't until 2014 :(

    does that mean my life will suck for 5 more years

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    oh hey, I just came home from a chinese new year thing

    there was a bunch of really delicious food

    I'm a ram

    Oh man, that means Panda Express is doing Firecracker Chicken right now. I love that stuff so much

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    I'm a Rooster.
    [cock joke]

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    All duh horses in the room say "OOOOOOOH!"

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Fiz wrote: »
    Koshian wrote: »
    oh hey, I just came home from a chinese new year thing

    there was a bunch of really delicious food

    I'm a ram

    Oh man, that means Panda Express is doing Firecracker Chicken right now. I love that stuff so much

    Godammit. You made me hungry.

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Zombie hi5 we are horses

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited January 2009
    buncha youngins

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  • Punsie McKalePunsie McKale Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    you'd really be getting a lot of bang for your cluck!

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Panda Express tastes alright. It's not the best or most authentic Chinese food by any stretch, but it's edible. The orange chicken is delightful.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    what is a firecracker chicken

    do they pack it with explosives

    that would be rad

    It's got red, yellow, and green bell peppers, onions, and thai peppers

    A bit of sauce

    I love bell peppers and thai peppers.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Dragons are, scientifically speaking, the best

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    I did not realise this until just now, but I am an aries, born in the year of the ram

    my astrological nonsense corresponds!

    I am some horrible mutant fish rat according to my astrological voodoo bullshit.

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  • Punsie McKalePunsie McKale Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Dragons are, scientifically speaking, the best

    I've always wanted a little one.

    You know, maybe 1/100 scale.

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  • bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    the salt lake city airport has the worst chinese food ever. it's completely irredeemable.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    Most of the panda expresses in the area are awful, but there's one on my old campus that always had a huge line so the food was constantly having to be made. When it isn't sitting in the heat tray the food is much better

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited January 2009
    the salt lake city airport has the worst chinese food ever. it's completely irredeemable.

    Really, I would have thought that the the Chinese food from an airport in Salt Lake City would have been great.

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