Old Pop Music ('cause new pop music is all about ho's and shit)

SuMa.Lustre · January 2009

This thread is hereby dedicated to old pop music in all its glory, so terrible yet beautiful. What are some of your favourites/most despised?

Brought back to fame by a certain site. It is so catchy you still listen to it despite the returning mental image.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJv5qLsLYoo

So bad it's good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cdk1gwWH-Cg

The high pitched falsetto still haunts my dreams.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCAjmuA1HDk

What are some songs you're proud to say you've lived through?

Sara Lynn · January 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKqp8OuyaIY

lostwords · January 2009

the best songs to come out of the late 90s/early double aughts pop explosion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e4e-eXWbbs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgH-jWCny9U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG_m6h-XvMo

Rankenphile · January 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5WFc08czjo

Silmaril · January 2009

Sara Lynn wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKqp8OuyaIY

That is the official worst song ever.

ascot · January 2009

Was mandy moore ever that young, really?

Faricazy · January 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdD0j6wmMNc

Belruel · January 2009

Garlic Bread · January 2009

every pop song is about hos

no matter the time period

lostwords · January 2009

Keith wrote: »

every pop song is about hos

no matter the time period

in different area codes?

Garlic Bread · January 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oH70Y5B4dI

Faricazy · January 2009

lostwords wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

every pop song is about hos

no matter the time period

in different area codes?

in different provincial districts of the Empire.

Monkeyfeet · January 2009

Do not name your band Huey Lewis and the News

Mysst · January 2009

Silmaril wrote: »

Sara Lynn wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKqp8OuyaIY

That is the official worst song ever.

the weird al one is fucking hilarious though

mully · January 2009

i think we're alone now

there doesn't seem to be anyone aro-ound

Aneurhythmia · January 2009

Keith wrote: »

Aneurhythmia wrote: »

Callius wrote: »

You had better as fuck provide us with dance musics.

What's wrong with your computer?

Just in case Cap has some trouble getting it together, Stale and I have been compiling a playlist for reference.

Only break glass in case of emergency.
(12:47:06 AM) Aneurhythmia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7gZfx4bmxo
(12:48:41 AM) rippledcripple: and I counter
(12:48:42 AM) rippledcripple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJH7IxGmDDc
(12:50:36 AM) Aneurhythmia: Argh.
(12:50:41 AM) Aneurhythmia: Let's see what else is in my deck.
(12:50:46 AM) Aneurhythmia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HR4hp_-kSI
(12:51:58 AM) Aneurhythmia: I'm not sure there's a gayer music video in existence.
(12:52:10 AM) rippledcripple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDNfYdXEgOY
(12:52:29 AM) rippledcripple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEzh10_xoqw
(12:52:49 AM) rippledcripple: I can sing every lyric, in time, with no music
(12:53:00 AM) Aneurhythmia: Ooooh. I forgot about that one.
(12:53:01 AM) rippledcripple: thats how many times I've listened to that shit
(12:53:17 AM) rippledcripple: I have 14 versions, in 7 languages
(12:55:23 AM) Aneurhythmia: I don't even know if I can remove the mental blocks on early 90s euro trash necessary to respond to that.
(12:55:33 AM) rippledcripple: hahahaha
(12:55:59 AM) Aneurhythmia: This is the softball lob.
(12:56:00 AM) Aneurhythmia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCFgtgLLXW4
(12:56:03 AM) rippledcripple: I used to blast that shit out of my truck, Blaupunkt head unit, MTX truck boxes
(12:56:31 AM) rippledcripple: C&C, shit yes
(12:57:29 AM) rippledcripple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctZLPE153x4
(12:57:54 AM) Aneurhythmia: Oh God, really?
(12:58:09 AM) Aneurhythmia: They used to play this at raves all the time.
(12:58:13 AM) Aneurhythmia: Not, uh, that I would know.
(12:58:18 AM) rippledcripple: that and Rotterdam
(12:58:54 AM) Aneurhythmia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxrWRN0aq2c
(12:58:58 AM) Aneurhythmia: I'm gonna need another drink.
(12:59:15 AM) Aneurhythmia: brb
(1:00:01 AM) rippledcripple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCUrSF-fBIM&feature=PlayList&p=49404226A7006276&playnext=1&index=24
(1:00:10 AM) rippledcripple: gah
(1:00:12 AM) rippledcripple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCUrSF-fBIM
(1:01:00 AM) Aneurhythmia: Get out.
(1:01:13 AM) rippledcripple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKaVBVikysw
(1:02:08 AM) Aneurhythmia: Hey wait, Shoop is a good song.
(1:02:43 AM) rippledcripple: yes it is
(1:02:44 AM) rippledcripple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz3qDu0WemM
(1:02:46 AM) Aneurhythmia: Spinderella cuttin' on the 1's and 2's dog.
(1:02:47 AM) rippledcripple: so is that
(1:03:30 AM) Aneurhythmia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqHdbJXxrIc
(1:04:37 AM) rippledcripple: ohh shit
(1:04:48 AM) rippledcripple: jr. high all up in my shit
(1:04:53 AM) Aneurhythmia: haha
(1:04:57 AM) Aneurhythmia: We might be too old, man.
(1:05:15 AM) Aneurhythmia: I kinda want to make an early 90s music thread now.
(1:05:18 AM) Aneurhythmia: No grunge allowed.
(1:05:31 AM) rippledcripple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eXw47qb4U0
(1:05:51 AM) Aneurhythmia: Man, someone actually brought them up the other day.
(1:05:55 AM) Aneurhythmia: I was baffled.
(1:06:12 AM) rippledcripple: she had an amazing voice
(1:06:21 AM) rippledcripple: especially since she did both parts
(1:08:23 AM) rippledcripple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpJy46o_7b0
(1:09:02 AM) Aneurhythmia: hahahaha yeah
(1:09:07 AM) Aneurhythmia: I saw that in the related videos.
(1:09:14 AM) Aneurhythmia: I haven't seen that movie in a while.
(1:10:28 AM) rippledcripple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ufaw7OWu4EU
(1:16:14 AM) Aneurhythmia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfNef6E5Jno
(1:16:45 AM) rippledcripple: ohhhh shiiiiiiit
(1:17:34 AM) Aneurhythmia: Man, why did I even think of this?
(1:17:35 AM) Aneurhythmia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JDTAqsMNEM
(1:18:15 AM) Aneurhythmia: I probably don't remember how to integrate most functions now, but that shit.
(1:20:17 AM) Aneurhythmia: YESSSSSSSSSSSS
(1:20:19 AM) Aneurhythmia: This shit!
(1:20:20 AM) Aneurhythmia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9c5otT-RUA
(1:21:44 AM) rippledcripple: ohhhhh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
(1:22:04 AM) Aneurhythmia: I have to go cut my dick off now.
(1:22:04 AM) rippledcripple: I am cranking this shit right now
(1:22:15 AM) Aneurhythmia: Would it be a waste of Grey Goose to use it to sterilize the wound?
(1:23:14 AM) rippledcripple: yes
(1:23:49 AM) rippledcripple: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCjtRJkS85w

I'll regret this when I'm sober.

i approve of that conversation

i add
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BD8jZDoB3U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY9Wdq6XPxM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kp8twY_C8o&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjjGwi5579w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbxi9hxctk8&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHBwDYyyGxs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lBsZj1mhw8&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZcH2A7X-xQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7_caV4Ko2E

maybe i'll have some more!

edit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QjTPuvxZIw

This probably belongs in here or something.

Rankenphile · January 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYpzurYsHWw

lostwords · January 2009

one band that i still love from my childhood are the eagles. my dad would listen to them nonstop saturday mornings, and they are the best.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScG0ilS0dgI

the key is to sing along to everything as loud as you can with a fake southern twang

SuMa.Lustre · January 2009

One time my cousins, brother, and I took our shirts off inside a car and sang/screamed Queen songs as loud as possible.

Needless to say the toll booth person was taken aback.

Garlic Bread · January 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4a2MpCu_Do

ascot · January 2009

SuMa.Lustre wrote: »

One time my cousins, brother, and I took our shirts off inside a car and sang/screamed Queen songs as loud as possible.

Needless to say the toll booth person was taken aback.

seems kinda gay

dammit keith, always in my way

SuMa.Lustre · January 2009

ascot wrote: »

SuMa.Lustre wrote: »

One time my cousins, brother, and I took our shirts off inside a car and sang/screamed Queen songs as loud as possible.

Needless to say the toll booth person was taken aback.

seems kinda gay

dammit keith, always in my way

in fact it was manly

in a spartan sort of way

as in very gay but so manly you forgive it

no nail polish here nosiree

crwth · January 2009

am i

your fire

your one

desire

ChicoBlue · January 2009

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=4FV5JgiGr-s

PikaPuff · January 2009

old pop n' music?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY21hkUef6E

ascot · January 2009

Keith I know you posted that in jest but
you like Kelly Clarkson

vapor · January 2009

im not sure if it counts as "old", but its not all about ho's and shit and ive had it on repeat for about 10 minutes so enjoy

a teens!

Kazhiim · January 2009

oh wow

I did not know that dudes sung Stayin' Alive

crwth · January 2009

how could you not have known that

Garlic Bread · January 2009

ascot wrote: »

Keith I know you posted that in jest but
you like Kelly Clarkson

posted what in jest

simple plan? the only jest is that they're not really old, but i still like them!

also what's wrong with kelly clarkson

ascot · January 2009

you're essentially saying you don't know who the beegees are

Garlic Bread · January 2009

the new Kelly Clarkson single is awesome

Monkeyfeet · January 2009

is E.L.O pop music?

ascot · January 2009

Keith wrote: »

ascot wrote: »

Keith I know you posted that in jest but
you like Kelly Clarkson

posted what in jest

simple plan? the only jest is that they're not really old, but i still like them!

also what's wrong with kelly clarkson

Oh well I thought you were posting it like emo lol
Simple Plan caught an awful lot of shit for that song when really if like, Maraiah Carey sang it or something everyone'd be like omg ballad! Kelly Clarkson was going to be my comparison, but it dunt matter now!

Garlic Bread · January 2009

no one has posted any beatles yet

ascot · January 2009

No Britney? Ow my heart

lostwords · January 2009

Keith wrote: »

the new Kelly Clarkson single is awesome

i was just gonna post this. my life would suck without you is excellent, the dang thats a long title. i like that its still catchy as hell, and a little more upbeat than her older stuff, kinda.

crwth · January 2009

ascot wrote: »

No Britney? Ow my heart

does your heart hurt because britney played with it?

got lost in the game?

oh baby baby?

Kazhiim · January 2009

ascot wrote: »

you're essentially saying you don't know who the beegees are

they were a little before my time

Garlic Bread · January 2009

ascot wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

ascot wrote: »

Keith I know you posted that in jest but
you like Kelly Clarkson

posted what in jest

simple plan? the only jest is that they're not really old, but i still like them!

also what's wrong with kelly clarkson

Oh well I thought you were posting it like emo lol
Simple Plan caught an awful lot of shit for that song when really if like, Maraiah Carey sang it or something everyone'd be like omg ballad! Kelly Clarkson was going to be my comparison, but it dunt matter now!

Now I want Mariah to cover it

and I want Kelly Clarkson to marry me

ascot · January 2009

crwth wrote: »

ascot wrote: »

No Britney? Ow my heart

does your heart hurt because britney played with it?

got lost in the game?

oh baby baby?

/swoon

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