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DoW2 Beta: Eldar claims to have been raped by patch, gripping details inside.

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  • TheBogTheBog Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So then nothing the good guys do matters.

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  • king awesomeking awesome Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ahhhhh suicide

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  • GalagaGalaxianGalagaGalaxian Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Damn WarpSpider Exarch is such an annoying git. Teleporting around like a sissy.

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  • TheBogTheBog Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hahahaha! Andy Helms? It's Andy Helms isn't it? I fucking love Andy Helms.

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  • AkiraAkira Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    My favorite part of that comic is the space marine in panel 3.

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  • valiancevaliance Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    It's too bad you guys use ventrillo instead of skype other wise id totally play with you all.

    whats wrong with vent? its certainly better than the built in GFWL voice system D:

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  • RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I take offence at this WS bashing.

    I remember reading how the death spinner/harlequinn's kiss worked in one of the stories in the Eldar codex back when I used to play TT.

    It's the most awesome weapon ever, it's cutting their internal organs up into tiny pico-slices and then a few minutes later they realise they're dead.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hey uh, guys, why is it that I cannot find any online matches? I go multiplayer, and then team match and it just searches forever. :|

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  • randombattlerandombattle Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    valiance wrote: »
    It's too bad you guys use ventrillo instead of skype other wise id totally play with you all.

    whats wrong with vent? its certainly better than the built in GFWL voice system D:
    I don't have vent and I play with other people who use skype.

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  • ElementalorElementalor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hey uh, guys, why is it that I cannot find any online matches? I go multiplayer, and then team match and it just searches forever. :|

    It's because they can't find someone to lag out on you before the game even starts.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    okay, so how are you guys organizing games together?

    Also: Does the retail version REQUIRE steam to be installed? :/

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  • SJSJ College. Forever.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Did someone say something about hilarious comics?

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  • CanisAquilusCanisAquilus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    TheBog wrote: »
    So then nothing the good guys do matters.

    Who the hell are the good guys?

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  • valiancevaliance Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    TheBog wrote: »
    So then nothing the good guys do matters.

    Who the hell are the good guys?

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  • KinderpartyKinderparty Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm turning on the Orks.

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  • SepahSepah Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    TheBog wrote: »
    So then nothing the good guys do matters.

    Who the hell are the good guys?

    Whoever wins that also has historians, typically.

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  • Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Once an Asshole. Trying to be better. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    How do you effectively use wartrukks and razorbacks?

    Do you use them like a movable machine gun nest? Can they even suppress infantry? I use them a few times, but they're so clunky that it became a chore to move around.

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  • TheCrumblyCrackerTheCrumblyCracker Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Most of the 40k universe is depicted from Impreium POV.

    Cause Orkz don't really keep records.
    Tyranids just eat people.
    Eldar write books but don't tell anyone about them.
    Dark Eldar stick dicks in books.
    Tau write in jiberish.
    etc.

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  • KinderpartyKinderparty Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Chaos eat the books.

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  • ihdihd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Chaos eat the books.

    More like Tzeentch hoards all the books. :P

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  • PolloDiabloPolloDiablo Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ihd wrote: »
    Chaos eat the books.

    More like Tzeentch hoards all the books. :P

    Slaanesh really enjoys books.

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  • GoombaGoomba __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    The many ways to have sex with books, maybe. And then giving the books boobs and penises.

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  • CroakCroak Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    In Imperium of Man, books read you.

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  • GalagaGalaxianGalagaGalaxian Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ihd wrote: »
    Chaos eat the books.

    More like Tzeentch hoards all the books. :P

    Slaanesh really enjoys books.

    I'm sure she/he has a first edition printing of the Karmasutra at least. :winky:

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  • UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Yes I will play as Chaos Space Marines till death.

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  • RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So I had 3 games of 3v3 with some guys on vent, not sure what their forum names are. It was awesome anyway, we lost the first game pretty hard and then we won the next two pretty convincingly. This game is really fun and i'm glad there's no base-ing.

    Knockdown at the moment seems a bit over the top, I mean yeah i've been enjoying knocking people down left right and centre, but it's obviously too powerful. Especially because one squad of terms or horms, I can't remember, were attacking my exarch and he was literally knocked down as soon as he stood up, it was so bad I could never get a teleport off and he ends up dying to it.

    I've yet to see a squad fall back from my banshees as well. They're lightning fast (and they should be) but they knock em down every second so they can never get anywhere.

    Overall though, it seems like it will be worth buying when it's released.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ihd wrote: »
    Chaos eat the books.

    More like Tzeentch hoards all the books. :P

    Slaanesh really enjoys books.

    I'm sure she/he has a first edition printing of the Karmasutra at least. :winky:

    That and probably the handbook to torture.

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  • RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ps guess who the champ that loses no units is
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    Our opponents were so bad

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  • SonarSonar Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Actually it was some brutal fighting, the eldar had platforms covering platforms. Brute force in the end.

    Just had a pubbie game with Seppah which we lost because our pubbie didn't leave the base, just ran back and forth.

    D:

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  • RamiRami Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Haha, yeah you guys did most of the hardwork.

    I took my 4 squads and ran endless circles around the other eldar player who was in the south. I think he was a bit taken back when I destroyed his wrath lord without taking a scratch and from then on all he could throw up were some guardians and warp spiders.

    It was a bit like being an engie in TF2, everytime he came back i'd put my shuriken platform in a different place and had the banshees waiting to jump out of a hedge. I like how he got 3x my rank points despite clearly being awful though.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    This game is so God damn great 3v3.

    1v1 can suck my ass

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  • UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Pretty much.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Assault Dreadnoughts are fucking fantastic, too.

    Just get them the fuck away from walkers and brightlance teams.

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  • verpakeyesverpakeyes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    sp006, Endomatic, and I just got fished playing some 3v3s and the last game was ridiculously epic. Multiple Avatars epic.

    Here is the replay I definitely think its worth a watch, a huge variety of different strategies were used. But more importantly stuff exploded.
    http://www.gamereplays.org/dawnofwar2/replays.php?game=47&tab=upcoming&show=details&id=66917

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm with Kinder on annoying Dareth and Croak until they make the Predator better.

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  • verpakeyesverpakeyes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm with Kinder on annoying Dareth and Croak until they make the Predator better.

    I will join that bandwagon

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  • DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I don't get the obsession with 3v3. It takes me forever to get a game. Part of the problem, I guess, is I rarely have the patience to find people in vent to play with. Everyone is always already playing.

    Edit: However, that doesn't chance that I don't see what's better about it. Usually it's just an exercise in frustration as I wonder why my teammates take those objectives, when the other ones closer to their base, etc. I don't see the added strategy.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    3v3 allows me to do retarded shit like make six ranger squads and pick off commanders while not worrying about winning

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  • CanisAquilusCanisAquilus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I kinda like the predator.

    Take it over a walker any day of the week.

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  • Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    You'd take a 600 hp tank that gets raped in three hits over a walker?

    I guess it costs less, so that's a plus.

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