3 DAYS! 3 ACRES! 3 THOUSAND MEN!
WATCH MAN DESTROY MAN AT THE 2009 GREAT OUTDOOR PHALLA
Hey there, Barry heads! This is Barry King, blogging from outside the Great Outdoor Phalla! Seeing as my blog's so bleedin' funny, the organizers have agreed to let me in, so this year I'll be able to supply you with all the latest and greatest Phalla news
as it's happening! I'm here with my best mate,
Feckless Ted Cob, and he's looking around for someone to talk about
Arsenal with.
It's looking to be a great Phalla this year. Why, just look at all the great names that are on the roster!
1. One Thousand "Raging" Dicks
2. enlightened "Gonna make you piss through your eyesockets" bum
3. Gosling "of the Sonuvabitch Clan"
4. Jason "Full of Fury" Todd
5. Ohtsam "who will kick your ass so hard you don't even know"
6. Malkor "the merciless man"
7. Astra "Fuck Your Bullshit" Phobia
8. Casual "Ass-Kicker" Eddy
9. Ludious "who has beaten several men to death"
10. HamHam "Eats his Opponents" J
11. The "Big Burly Fucking" Lawinator
12. PRËTËNTIÖüS "who will kill you with umlauts"
13. Power "Gonna Rape your Grandma" Puppies
14. "Holy" JebusUD
15. Zek, "The Man that Might Kill You"
16. LewieP's "Consumed her son to gain his courage" Mummy
17. gundam "you should see what happened to the first 469" 470
18. oldman "Has mauled 3 generations of assholes" ken
19. Oski "who has three testicles"
20. Mike "I don't need a fuckin' nickname" Danger
21. The "the" roo
22. Element "Kickassium" Brian
23. evil "Fought his Way Out of the Womb" bob
24. behemoth, "The Man With a Larger Body Than You"
25. DasUber "Stronger Than His Father" Edward
26. MacGuffin, "The Human Plot Device"
27. FunkyWalt "Destroy a Man with Style" Dogg
28. kime, "The Man Who Did Not Kill His Brother, In Spite of Any Allegations to the Contrary"
29. Speedy "Gonzalez" Swaf
30. Variable, "The Man Who Punches People"
Reserves:
1. Gooey
2. chamberlain
Rumor even has it that one of these blokes is secretly
the son of Rodney Leonard Stubbs, the greatest man to ever grace the Phalla!
I'll keep you posted as the news comes in, Barryheads!
Welcome to The Great Outdoor Phalla! This game is going to play a little differently from a standard Phalla.
Firstly, there is no village and there is no evil organization. Everyone is going to be for themselves. However, two factions will be created shortly after the game forms. Early on, it will be in your favor to work with one of these factions, but ultimately you're going to need to kill every person but yourself.
LIVING PLAYERS:
Element "Kickassium" Brian
Speedy "Gonzalez" Swaf
evil "Fought his Way Out of the Womb" bob
FunkyWalt "Destroy a Man with Style" Dogg
One Thousand "Raging" Dicks
Casual "Ass-Kicker" Eddy
kime, "The Man Who Did Not Kill His Brother, in Spite of Any Allegations to the Contrary"
DasUber "Stronger Than His Father" Edward
enlightened "Gonna make you piss through your eyesockets" bum
Mike "I don't need a fuckin' nickname" Danger
Zek, "The Man that Might Kill You"
oldman "Has mauled 3 generations of assholes" ken
LewieP's "Consumed her son to gain his courage" Mummy
Jason "Full of Fury" Todd
HamHam "Eats his Opponents" J
Gosling "of the Sonuvabitch Clan"
Oski "who has three testicles"
MacGuffin, "The Human Plot Device"
"Holy" JebusUD
Power "Gonna Rape your Grandma" Puppies
Ludious "who has beaten several men to death"
ELIMINATED PLAYERS:
Pretentious, "Who Will Kill You With Umlauts (that I did not bother to type this time)"-Given a Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob by Country Western music star, Cody Travis.
Astraphobia, aka Perfect Ron Sipes- beaten down by enlightenedbum's army
Malkor, "The Mericiless Man"- Busted down to his component pieces by Son of Rodney.
gundam470 was beat down by enlightenedbum's army.
TheLawinator was shown the inside of his lower digestive system by Son of Rodney.
Ohtsam was given a Honky-Tonk-Style Blowjob by Country Western music star Cody Travis.
The "the" Roo was beaten down by the mob.
Behemoth, "The Man Who Is Larger Than You," set the record for the most pain experienced by one person, thanks to Son of Rodney.
We don't talk about what happened to
Variable, "The Man Who Punches People."
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The reason I made this thread was because I was contacted and told to by Richy!
http://www.audioentropy.com/
Maybe one of us will actually be evil! Or a special, though I'm way more likely to be a special in D&D Phallas for whatever reason.
!hella sign up
Oh...right. I fail at reading.
Meowmix meowmix please deliver
Yessssssssss
I am the dude that is excited by this. Plus I !sign up
how about you leave the talking to me this time
suspicious u r
This is the speaking banana. Everyone will get a chance to speak. And only then will we make our decision. Malkor, my friend. You are first.
For I am quite mad you see.
Bring the pain!
This game is off to a suspicious start.
What have I gotten myself into?
!Signup
but they're listening to every word I say
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01252006
http://www.audioentropy.com/
Worst phalla ever! I'm still playing though. :.P
edit: yeah, I just read like seven of those comics. 0 out of seven were funny so far.
but they're listening to every word I say
So how does it feel to have an automatic day one vote-out?
Must feel great.
pft. We all know malkor is evil first of all.
but they're listening to every word I say
shit
shit shit shit
How did you know?
Recognizing things that are good is not your strong suit!
http://www.audioentropy.com/
Shorn told me. I'll make sure to put my redirect on you tonight.
but they're listening to every word I say
I can do that, as long as he's willing to talk about Workington Town, too!
Oh, and sign up!
I hope I don't regret this one.
For paintings in progress, check out canvas and paints
"The power of the weirdness compels me."
!SIGN UP
Hey you got off easy. D:D:D:D:D:D: