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But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
Captain K
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(in this thread we will communicate solely through iambic pentameter, as in the works of The Bard. each line of your post should contain ten syllables, alternating unstressed/stressed-- da DA da DA da DA da DA da DA. it's harder than it sounds at first)
I thought to make a thread where we could talk
as if we lived four hundred years ago.
Perhaps the lot of you will join with me
and speak in iambs, for to have some laughs!
I thought to make a thread where we could talk
as if we lived four hundred years ago.
Perhaps the lot of you will join with me
and speak in iambs, for to have some laughs!
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He did not test his post before he clicked!
His syllables, they do not add to ten!
That's close, but no cigar. Again, once more!
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
are still asleep (or maybe gone to church?)
The worst i-de-a ev-er cap-tain k
10.
look at this thread
Well, I tired to write in iambic pentameter, at least.
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
I make my posts within a basement deep
beneath the house owned in my parents' name.
I roll d20 every time I fear
a chance of failure possibly exists.
Mostly The Cinnamon Roll
I Ate One Today
I need to go and take a big ol' dump.
don't you fear time?
As your life flows past
growing closer to death
so old that his name fits pentameter
dactylic hexameter be where it is at, my droogs
more like will be o'er ta'en by talk of dongs
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
lata bitches
You bite your thumb at me sir?
Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
shakespeare's metre was rarely consistent
let's do it anyway
'twixt players, perhaps, though most retain their verse
Yet in the Comedies,
not so much
despite the inconsistant syllables
and the occassional trochaic foot
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
I still submit that it is worth your time.
You've suffered threads for "three word internets"
and so I feel that you can suffer this.
directed directly at Captain K,
what did bring forth this idea of yours?
It is interesting, I must admit.
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but somehow never made its way to print.
I can't remember when I first conceived
that it would make a catchy thread idea.
He plaigarized others to write his plays.
Yet we see fit to glorify his work,
while the ones who wrote it are forgotten.
Steam / Bus Blog / Goozex Referral
to end it with a rhyming couplet, no?
Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
communicating in ways abandoned.
Steam / Bus Blog / Goozex Referral
If one thousand monkeys sat at one thousand
keyboards might make come true that old lame joke?
http://lexiconmegatherium.tumblr.com/
a bunch of monkeys typing, not at all.
Though monkeys we be, are we not blessed
with feelings both real and easily hurt?
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each one of them typing without a pause,
for years and years they keep at their task,
they call it the Penny Arcade forums.
Steam / Bus Blog / Goozex Referral
Each new work of lit'rature is built upon
Its ancestors; 'Twould be bootless if one
Discarded all Shakespeare's works as copied,
The sources themselves plagiarized as well.