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Bitch, where's my umbrella

HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of AuRegistered User regular
edited March 2009 in Social Entropy++
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2009/02/09/la_times_reports_chris_brown_was_arreste

This takes "I'm hittin' that" to a whole new level.

Really, you're banging this and you decide to smack it around in public. Also, you lose your advertising gig with Wrigley's gum. What a dumbass. GG Chris Brown, some R&B singer I've never heard of. Way to keep it real.

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    this does not matter

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    redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    holy shit look at all those goddam flowers

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    redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    fark.com

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I am very surprised you made this thread, Hunter.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    the eternal music success story

    small beginnings, rise to stardom, fall from grace upon smacking one's bitch up

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Who the hell is Chris Brown?

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2009
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Chris Brown is Usher jr.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    A duck! wrote: »
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
    I don't. Please clarify.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    this does not matter

    Violence is a pretty shitty thing.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    I am very surprised you made this thread, Hunter.

    I find it hilarious

    Especially after I recently watched a video of Sean Connery talking about slapping women being OK.

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
    I don't. Please clarify.
    I would engage in the act of sexual congress with the female presented in the first post of this thread, if you know what I'm sayin'.

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    MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Disturbia!!!!

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    Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    A duck! wrote: »
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.

    Draw us a diagram.

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
    I don't. Please clarify.
    I would engage in the act of sexual congress with the female presented in the first post of this thread via a picture linked by Hunter, if you know what I'm sayin'.
    I... I think I do. You're not being terribly explicit, though, so I could be misinterpreting your intended message.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Quality fucking title

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
    I don't. Please clarify.
    I would engage in the act of sexual congress with the female presented in the first post of this thread, if you know what I'm sayin'.
    I... I think I do. You're not being terribly explicit, though, so I could be misinterpreting your intended message.
    I'd stick my gee-willikers in her hoo-hah and shimmy about until we made babies.

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
    I don't. Please clarify.
    I would engage in the act of sexual congress with the female presented in the first post of this thread, if you know what I'm sayin'.
    I... I think I do. You're not being terribly explicit, though, so I could be misinterpreting your intended message.
    I'd stick my gee-willikers in her hoo-hah and shimmy about until we made babies.
    whoa

    gross

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    <insert some sort of witty statement using a hilarious yet subtle changing of song lyrics>

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    HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Esq. Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
    I don't. Please clarify.
    I would engage in the act of sexual congress with the female presented in the first post of this thread, if you know what I'm sayin'.
    I... I think I do. You're not being terribly explicit, though, so I could be misinterpreting your intended message.
    I'd stick my gee-willikers in her hoo-hah and shimmy about until we made babies.
    So you're saying you'd stick your sausage in her apple fritter and pump her full of creme brulee?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
    I don't. Please clarify.
    I would engage in the act of sexual congress with the female presented in the first post of this thread, if you know what I'm sayin'.
    I... I think I do. You're not being terribly explicit, though, so I could be misinterpreting your intended message.
    I'd stick my gee-willikers in her hoo-hah and shimmy about until we made babies.

    It's getting hot in here

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i had no idea this thread was about rihanna at all

    so i clicked on it, ready to post a youtube link of the umbrella music video

    only to find out such a link would be topical

    now i don't want to do it

    Pony on
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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    i had no idea this thread was about rihanna at all

    so i clicked on it, ready to post a youtube link of the umbrella music video

    only to find out such a link would be topical

    now i don't want to do it

    Do it or I'll smack you around before a large industry gathering

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    We shouldn't judge the guy harshly. We don't know the whole story.

    Maybe she refused to pay for gas.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    instead i will post a white girl doing a really weird acoustic cover

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=589Mvlz6LWE

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Bloods End wrote: »
    <insert some sort of witty statement using a hilarious yet subtle changing of song lyrics>

    If anyone knew any of his fucking lyrics.

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
    I don't. Please clarify.
    I would engage in the act of sexual congress with the female presented in the first post of this thread, if you know what I'm sayin'.
    I... I think I do. You're not being terribly explicit, though, so I could be misinterpreting your intended message.
    I'd stick my gee-willikers in her hoo-hah and shimmy about until we made babies.
    So you're saying you'd stick your sausage in her apple fritter and pump her full of creme brulee?
    I think what I'm saying is that I'd put my Rod of Power in her Heward's Handy Haversack until there was a random enounter of a gelatinous cube.

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    101101 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Isn't she covering the Biffy Clyro (sp?) cover?

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    instead i will post a white girl doing a really weird acoustic cover

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=589Mvlz6LWE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMB6YOWzQMY

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    And it's only fair I post the

    reeeeemix


    So much for being his cinderella.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
    I don't. Please clarify.
    I would engage in the act of sexual congress with the female presented in the first post of this thread, if you know what I'm sayin'.
    I... I think I do. You're not being terribly explicit, though, so I could be misinterpreting your intended message.
    I'd stick my gee-willikers in her hoo-hah and shimmy about until we made babies.
    you had me up until the baby part

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Live Your Life is a pretty good song

    not just as a catchy pop song

    but it's actually got a decent message behind it

    Pony on
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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
    I don't. Please clarify.
    I would engage in the act of sexual congress with the female presented in the first post of this thread, if you know what I'm sayin'.
    I... I think I do. You're not being terribly explicit, though, so I could be misinterpreting your intended message.
    I'd stick my gee-willikers in her hoo-hah and shimmy about until we made babies.
    So you're saying you'd stick your sausage in her apple fritter and pump her full of creme brulee?
    I think what I'm saying is that I'd put my Rod of Power in her Heward's Handy Haversack until there was a random enounter of a gelatinous cube.

    gonna kill myself for actually understanding all of this now

    PiptheFair on
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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
    I don't. Please clarify.
    I would engage in the act of sexual congress with the female presented in the first post of this thread, if you know what I'm sayin'.
    I... I think I do. You're not being terribly explicit, though, so I could be misinterpreting your intended message.
    I'd stick my gee-willikers in her hoo-hah and shimmy about until we made babies.
    So you're saying you'd stick your sausage in her apple fritter and pump her full of creme brulee?
    I think what I'm saying is that I'd put my Rod of Power in her Heward's Handy Haversack until there was a random enounter of a gelatinous cube.

    gonna kill myself for actually understanding all of this now
    Lets make that a suicide pact.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    A duck! wrote: »
    I'd probably stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
    I don't. Please clarify.
    I would engage in the act of sexual congress with the female presented in the first post of this thread, if you know what I'm sayin'.
    I... I think I do. You're not being terribly explicit, though, so I could be misinterpreting your intended message.
    I'd stick my gee-willikers in her hoo-hah and shimmy about until we made babies.
    you had me up until the baby part

    hey

    i might be hungry in 9 months

    you never know

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    wook you can simply eat a tree

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    I'd Fuck Chuck Lidell UpI'd Fuck Chuck Lidell Up Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ooh my god kieth i love you. i was so gonna link that. so gay for many moore, if it could be called gay to like a girl.


    Also does anyone think it's just a name thing?

    Bobby Brown AND Chris Brown both date some of the biggest RnB stars of their respective time periods and both slap em around a bit.

    We're caught in a time vortex

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    Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The more details that come out of this, the more depressing it really is.

    He allegedly took the keys and left her in the car on the side of the road.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    wook you can simply eat a tree

    i don't want no tree

    i want something tender and succulent, like veal, but with the potential for intelligence

    the wook on
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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ain't got no time for no hatahs just live your life

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