i revealed one of my greatest secrets to my college friends, that not only can I shimmy like a motherfucker but I can move my hips better than most girls
it's like the worst talent on account of if I do it for longer than like three seconds I just start craving a dick in my butt
i can't shimmy or move my hips but i can run up invisible walls pretty well
do you
(A) have a robot hand
(B) not have a robot hand
i revealed one of my greatest secrets to my college friends, that not only can I shimmy like a motherfucker but I can move my hips better than most girls
it's like the worst talent on account of if I do it for longer than like three seconds I just start craving a dick in my butt
i can't shimmy or move my hips but i can run up invisible walls pretty well
do you
(A) have a robot hand
(B) not have a robot hand
Heading to Austin tomorrow. Maybe I'll go the long way and stop there. But Luling smells so bad of natural gas or something....how can the barbecue be so good?
Heading to Austin tomorrow. Maybe I'll go the long way and stop there. But Luling smells so bad of natural gas or something....how can the barbecue be so good?
*POUT*:x
well maybe if you weren't doing stuff you could come down and DL could drive his stoned ass up here and we could all party.
man why would TS get you jailed? rock on you glorious motherfucker
I've always had a grand idea for a a zombie flick that was nothing but music; Twisted Sister (We're Not Gonna Take It) was the one where a bunch of gutter punks and goths and metalheads stormed the streets with molotov cocktails and baseball bats and fucked up some undead with a vengeance before they got themselves eaten.
I have more, if anyone's curious.
more more more
especially if it is set to any more of dee snyder's classic tracks
Heading to Austin tomorrow. Maybe I'll go the long way and stop there. But Luling smells so bad of natural gas or something....how can the barbecue be so good?
*POUT*:x
well maybe if you weren't doing stuff you could come down and DL could drive his stoned ass up here and we could all party.
Only if you bring the barbecue.
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Heading to Austin tomorrow. Maybe I'll go the long way and stop there. But Luling smells so bad of natural gas or something....how can the barbecue be so good?
*POUT*:x
well maybe if you weren't doing stuff you could come down and DL could drive his stoned ass up here and we could all party.
Only if you bring the barbecue.
there's a rudy's right across the street from my house, I can take barbecue anywhere
What I want to know is, why did she keep looking back when she was on top?
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El SkidThe frozen white northRegistered Userregular
edited February 2009
Wow. I totally missed this thread.
Well, I'm a bit late, but I'll give the highlights of my bachelor party in detail, as a man who does not drink and was asked not to do the stripper thing.
- I was dressed up in a prisoner outfit, complete with plastic ball and chain.
- We played a few games of lasertag (one of my favorite things).
- We went to a chinese buffet (one of my favorite things).
- We went and shot pool the rest of the night. (one of my favorite things).
All in all, I had an excellent time. We did all male-type things, and we all had a blast. And there was a distinct lack of naked flesh, so my wife-to-be was happy. People did drink to excess (they just didn't force it on me), so the guys were happy.
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FishmanPut your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain.Registered Userregular
edited February 2009
Damn. Someone from that list of top men must like me enough to hook a brother up.
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I bet insurance covered that
*POUT*:x
more more more
especially if it is set to any more of dee snyder's classic tracks
Nuzak edit: It'll have to be later; I have all of my faves on the laptop at home. I may make a thread, if you like.
And you still got it wrong.
Okay.
Fuck.
Yes.
This could get interesting.
really radical.
Only if you bring the barbecue.
you're free to try again
TELL ME SOMETHIN'
WHERE YO BOSS AT
I don't actually care about getting the link. Was just trying to remember anyone else who liked typesetting.
Unless you're Kanye West then you're still a diva.
hey man i'm just going off these study notes
but it's only thursday
And also lamenting the fact that all the PMing around occurred about 30 minutes before I woke up.
What I want to know is, why did she keep looking back when she was on top?
Well, I'm a bit late, but I'll give the highlights of my bachelor party in detail, as a man who does not drink and was asked not to do the stripper thing.
- I was dressed up in a prisoner outfit, complete with plastic ball and chain.
- We played a few games of lasertag (one of my favorite things).
- We went to a chinese buffet (one of my favorite things).
- We went and shot pool the rest of the night. (one of my favorite things).
All in all, I had an excellent time. We did all male-type things, and we all had a blast. And there was a distinct lack of naked flesh, so my wife-to-be was happy. People did drink to excess (they just didn't force it on me), so the guys were happy.
Not that I can look until I get home from work.
i would hook you up but i'm also short one PM
I think we both know the answer to that.
Or, she was checking out her own awesome ass. I know I would.
*cough*Losers*cough*