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To strip or not to strip...

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    She's pretty hot.

    What I want to know is, why did she keep looking back when she was on top?
    I haven't seen it yet, is she cowgirl or reverse? and is the camera behind or in front of her?

    Mysst on
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  • Serenity RoseSerenity Rose Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    She's pretty hot.

    What I want to know is, why did she keep looking back when she was on top?

    I think we both know the answer to that.

    Or, she was checking out her own awesome ass. I know I would.


    Hey! This girl cheated on DW. We're supposed to be talkin' bad about her!

    Red head had something hangin outta her vag towards the end. What was it? It kinda looked like a floppy oyster...

    Serenity Rose on
    I'm not a narcissist. I simply like to watch myself exist.
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  • Serenity RoseSerenity Rose Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    She's pretty hot.

    What I want to know is, why did she keep looking back when she was on top?
    I haven't seen it yet, is she cowgirl or reverse? and is the camera behind or in front of her?

    It's in front and she is facing front. Maybe she's checking to see if his dick was all the way in. After DW used and abused her, I imagine she's pretty loose down there.

    Serenity Rose on
    I'm not a narcissist. I simply like to watch myself exist.
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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I always get disappointed when I get pictures of girls the guys on here think are 'hot.' I think I just have high standards when it comes to women.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    She's pretty hot.

    What I want to know is, why did she keep looking back when she was on top?

    I think we both know the answer to that.

    Or, she was checking out her own awesome ass. I know I would.


    Hey! This girl cheated on DW. We're supposed to be talkin' bad about her!

    Red head had something hangin outta her vag towards the end. What was it? It kinda looked like a floppy oyster...

    Yeah when I saw her equipment 'bacony maw' was the first thing that came to mind

    things hung that should not be hanging.

    Javen on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I always get disappointed when I get pictures of girls the guys on here think are 'hot.' I think I just have high standards when it comes to women.
    well I mean pretty women are great to look at but I am not ashamed to admit that I much prefer a slightly trashy lady

    Mysst on
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    What you're saying is you think you'd make a better girlfriend for them?

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    What you're saying is you think you'd make a better girlfriend for them?

    No?

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Wook and Fishman now have their PM's. Anyone else who wants to laugh at my expense can pester these guys.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    darth why do you think we're laughing at you, that is not the case! man this is something you ought to show everyone she knows.

    Mysst on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    How's the hangover, Dee DoubleU?

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Javen wrote: »
    How's the hangover, Dee DoubleU?

    Surprisingly non-existent at this point. How are you?

    Mysst, I believe you may be right, sir.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    After DW used and abused her, I imagine she's pretty loose down there.

    I'm certain that I have no idea what you're talking about.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    After DW used and abused her, I imagine she's pretty loose down there.

    I'm certain that I have no idea what you're talking about.
    that you were up to both elbows in that pussy

    Mysst on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    i'm laughing at that man because he has a funny penis

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    According to my inbox, there are several top gentlemen around who deem me worthy of recognition. Your patronage humbles me, gentlemen. I look forward to this enterprise in the name of personal inquiry.

    Sadly, not for another 6 hours, yet.

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    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    After DW used and abused her, I imagine she's pretty loose down there.

    I'm certain that I have no idea what you're talking about.
    that you were up to both elbows in that pussy

    Okay, now I know what you're talking about.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    After DW used and abused her, I imagine she's pretty loose down there.

    I'm certain that I have no idea what you're talking about.
    that you were up to both elbows in that pussy

    Okay, now I know what you're talking about.
    one of the lessons I learned early in life was that subtlety can only be taken so far.

    Mysst on
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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    After DW used and abused her, I imagine she's pretty loose down there.

    I'm certain that I have no idea what you're talking about.
    that you were up to both elbows in that pussy

    Okay, now I know what you're talking about.
    let's go do some crazy fisting come on let's go!

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  • Serenity RoseSerenity Rose Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I always get disappointed when I get pictures of girls the guys on here think are 'hot.' I think I just have high standards when it comes to women.

    I am the same way. We obviously see through different eyes. I mean I know guys that would fuck girls missing teeth as long as they have nice tits.

    Serenity Rose on
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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fishman wrote: »
    According to my inbox, there are several top gentlemen around who deem me worthy of recognition. Your patronage humbles me, gentlemen. I look forward to this enterprise in the name of personal inquiry.

    Sadly, not for another 6 hours, yet.

    REQ PM PLS

    ACK?

    Ruckus on
  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    The last 5 pages are weird as hell.

    This place is amazing.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I mean I know guys that would fuck girls missing teeth as long as they have nice tits.

    I would fuck girls missing teeth as long as they were missing teeth.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fishman is totally hot.

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I mean I know guys that would fuck girls missing teeth as long as they have nice tits.

    I would fuck girls missing teeth as long as they were missing teeth.

    What, and not just hiding them from you?

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  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Fishman is totally hot.
    Insert a Seaman joke here.

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Fishman is totally hot.

    I've heard that you've said the same about Lucky Cynic.

    There is some weird taste out there.

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fishman is a total babe. He also swears in front of children. <3

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I always get disappointed when I get pictures of girls the guys on here think are 'hot.' I think I just have high standards when it comes to women.

    I am the same way. We obviously see through different eyes. I mean I know guys that would fuck girls missing teeth as long as they have nice tits.
    well that depends, which teeth are missing?

    Mysst on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I am the same way. We obviously see through different eyes. I mean I know guys that would fuck girls missing teeth as long as they have nice tits.

    Look, she was much hotter seven years ago.

    Also, more private.

    Maybe it was the barbells she had through both nipples at the time.....Hmmmmmm.....

    Holy crap, story time.

    So, when Skank and I were together, she had terrible body issues, even though I told her and demonstrated to her that she be bangin' (seriously, her body after six months of yoga made me want to cry). Anyway, one day she decided to get barbells through both nips and we had to lay off the boobie touching for a while, which I wasn't pleased about, but I dealt with because, hey, she explained that they would get more sensitive later and I figured sex with a bra on would be fun and there's a payoff later on down the road.

    Stupid of me.

    We were going at it one day when I notice, her on top, that my chest is wet. Ooooops. She bled through her bra. She also freaked the fuck out for the next hour. The barbells stayed but we didn't have sex for about another three weeks because of it. She also got kinda pissed at me for jerking off in the interim. Weird, huh?

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    women

    bongi on
  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Fishman is a total babe. He also swears in front of children. <3

    I was up in Chicago doing some community service work. Teaching low income family kids how to use the internet and library and all the other resources out there.

    One of our crazy guys on the team (Holy shit crazy, like this dude is lucky to still be alive) gets the bright idea to start flipping us off non-challant throughout his lecture portion. Thing is though he doesn't get caught at all. Not by the director or the kids, just us. He is flipping us off like twenty times in front of kids and families and no one fuckin notices.

    Then someone else tries it and gets completely busted. Guy had some skill.

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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I am the same way. We obviously see through different eyes. I mean I know guys that would fuck girls missing teeth as long as they have nice tits.

    Look, she was much hotter seven years ago.

    Also, more private.

    Maybe it was the barbells she had through both nipples at the time.....Hmmmmmm.....

    Holy crap, story time.

    So, when Skank and I were together, she had terrible body issues, even though I told her and demonstrated to her that she be bangin' (seriously, her body after six months of yoga made me want to cry). Anyway, one day she decided to get barbells through both nips and we had to lay off the boobie touching for a while, which I wasn't pleased about, but I dealt with because, hey, she explained that they would get more sensitive later and I figured sex with a bra on would be fun and there's a payoff later on down the road.

    Stupid of me.

    We were going at it one day when I notice, her on top, that my chest is wet. Ooooops. She bled through her bra. She also freaked the fuck out for the next hour. The barbells stayed but we didn't have sex for about another three weeks because of it. She also got kinda pissed at me for jerking off in the interim. Weird, huh?

    That would be weird as fuck.

    Bleeding from the nipples? Holy shit.

    Jigrah on
  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I really want to start doing yoga. Pretty much a win/win situation with that shit.

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    yoga is a spectator sport.

    Ruckus on
  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I need to start doing yoga, my body is not limber and it needs to get there. I would feel like such a lame ass though doing Yoga in my living room.

    Jigrah on
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Jigrah please.

    Ruckus on
  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    women

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  • Serenity RoseSerenity Rose Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    I am the same way. We obviously see through different eyes. I mean I know guys that would fuck girls missing teeth as long as they have nice tits.

    Look, she was much hotter seven years ago.

    Also, more private.

    *snip*

    We were going at it one day when I notice, her on top, that my chest is wet. Ooooops. She bled through her bra. She also freaked the fuck out for the next hour. The barbells stayed but we didn't have sex for about another three weeks because of it. She also got kinda pissed at me for jerking off in the interim. Weird, huh?

    I am sure she was hotter 7 years ago, hey who wasn't. What I am saying that I am very picky when it comes to me getting in the sack with a woman.

    Why would she get mad at you for jerkin' it? Did you like just whip it out and do it right in front of her or maybe spooge on her face in the morning while she's sleeping. lol At least you weren't out getting sex somewhere else.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm hoping the gym close to my house does yoga classes, I need to rearrange my chi and open my third eye

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