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Clint Eastwood · February 2009

VS

The Rick Ross/50 Cent feud is reaching the boiling point, folks. Oh, what's that, you didn't know they were beefing? Well they are. Mister RAWSE dropped a street single called Mafia Music that dissed 50 and made light of Curtis's house burning down, and ever since then it's been on like Donkey Kong. Because I love rap beefs so much, I've been following this one intently. Both of these guys are pretty awful and it's nice to see two of the shittiest rappers in the game trying to tear each other's throats out to drum up some interest in their terrible new albums.

This is the part of the post where I link you to the myriad diss tracks that have come out of each camp.

RICK ROSS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rET0KA2TnQs
Mafia Music, the song that started off this whole beef.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRcGUfu8gn0
Kiss my Pinky Ring, Officer RAWSE's followup track where he calls Curtis a monkey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uge1RqB-V00
Push 'Em Over The Edge, a questionable one that calls out the whole G-Unit posse.

50 CENT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XSbg2c6TZU
Try Me (Officer Ricky), 50's initial response track.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHPUN0YeuuY
50 interviews Rick Ross's baby momma. Perhaps they had sexual intercourse after filming this video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6QiF616zHw
Officer Ricky PART ONE, depicting Ricky's prison work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQt2r5UPzD4
Officer Ricky PART TWO, depicting Ricky's record deal and audition for Jay-Z.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch5OIOca6QI
Tia Told Me, the most recent salvo from Fiddy. This shit is vicious.

So what's the verdict, SE++? Who is the true boss and who is the bitch? Who's gonna win this beef, not that it isn't obvious already?

Also, we can talk about other famous beefs in this thread, like Nas VS Jay-Z. They don't even have to be rap beefs. Musicians hating on each other are amusing regardless of genre.

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potatoe · February 2009

boss

Ness445 · February 2009

I don't know anything about any of this beef shit.

But Rick Ross is awesome. I love his beats so much. So much.

He is the motherfucking boss.

Clint Eastwood · February 2009

I hate to say it but Rick Ross is getting torn apart by 50. That new 50 track, Tia Told Me, blows away any of the honorable Officer's output thus far.

Cold Salmon and Hatred · February 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPHPYWQS5bc

Butler · February 2009

Is Rick Ross wearing two watches?

Ness445 · February 2009

Butler wrote: »

Is Rick Ross wearing two watches?

one of them is set to tokyo time so he knows when to drift race.

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Fiz · February 2009

I hate how much attention we give celebrities. These guys are laughing their asses off at us about how much of a profit they are making off of this.

When one literally shoots the other I will care.

ETA - The same goes for Miley Cyrus

Ness445 · February 2009

The Far Side wrote: »

The Far Side wrote: »

RICK FUCKING ROSS

Look at that fucking chain

if he shaves his beard off does he have to change his medallion?

Clint Eastwood · February 2009

at the rate this is going, I wouldn't be surprised to see some violence soon.

Word on the street is that 50 sent some of his crew over to Ross's mom's house to make a video.

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Butler · February 2009

Fiz wrote: »

I hate how much attention we give celebrities. These guys are laughing their asses off at us about how much of a profit they are making off of this.

When one literally shoots the other I will care.

ETA - The same goes for Miley Cyrus

Is Miley Cyrus involved in a rap feud?

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Clint Eastwood · February 2009

Miley VS Taylor Swift

WHO WINS???

Ness445 · February 2009

The Far Side wrote: »

of course

you'd think he'd just bronze (gold. engolden?) his actual beard.

Harrier · February 2009

Butler wrote: »

Fiz wrote: »

I hate how much attention we give celebrities. These guys are laughing their asses off at us about how much of a profit they are making off of this.

When one literally shoots the other I will care.

ETA - The same goes for Miley Cyrus

Is Miley Cyrus involved in a rap feud?

I want this to happen now.

Clint Eastwood · February 2009

The only advantage Rick Ross has in this beef is that his thick layer of fat protects him from bullets.

Then again 50 already got shot 9 times and didn't die so maybe they're even on that front.

Butters · February 2009

So what we get a new rap thread every other day now?

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Clint Eastwood · February 2009

Butters, butters, butters.

This is DEEPER THAN RAP, IN STORES MARCH 24th

Straightzi · February 2009

The Far Side wrote: »

Fiz wrote: »

I hate how much attention we give celebrities. These guys are laughing their asses off at us about how much of a profit they are making off of this.

When one literally shoots the other I will care.

ETA - The same goes for Miley Cyrus

look is Miley Cyrus involved in a rap feud.

Dude you didn't hear?

Huge fuckin' thing, her and Hannah Montana

Killjoy · February 2009

the first fifty cent response really actually put me to sleep.

like i'm posting this after dozing off for about ten minutes since listening to all of that

Butters · February 2009

The Far Side wrote: »

Butters wrote: »

So what we get a new rap thread every other day now?

What's the matter, not enough Lacrosse threads for you, whitey

Don't be silly, teefs, lacrosse was invented by native Americans. I'd never play a heathen game like that.

Sars_Boy · February 2009

Cloudman wrote: »

Miley VS Taylor Swift

WHO WINS???

Taylor Swift is leagues finer

Doodmann · February 2009

I don't think I would fuck with 50 Cent. I don't know too much about Rick Ross but still.

lostwords · February 2009

Sars_Boy wrote: »

Cloudman wrote: »

Miley VS Taylor Swift

WHO WINS???

Taylor Swift is leagues finer

seriously, this isn't even a fair competition.

Butters · February 2009

The winner is

Clint Eastwood · February 2009

fuck YOU, wyclef!

Scudo · February 2009

hasn't 50 already been on the losing end of some rap feuds?

my money's on ross

Clint Eastwood · February 2009

When I approach these rap feuds, I try to limit myself (at first) to just listening to the diss tracks and then going off into all the other feud material.

Based only on the diss tracks, 50 is the clear winner. If you include all the "extra credit" like the interview with Tia or stalking RR's mom, then it tilts even more in Curtis's favor.

But that's just my fifty cents olol.

PiptheFair · February 2009

man all I know is a miss regina spektor would tell these negro fellows a new bullet hole

Butters · February 2009

Dylan

Zephyr · February 2009

let's talk about lil wayne instead

lil wayne is great

PiptheFair · February 2009

lil wayne is shit

fuck the wheezy

Zephyr · February 2009

A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI

Clint Eastwood · February 2009

yeah seriously fuck lil wayne

dude's new cd is going to be terribad

Zephyr · February 2009

lil wayne, great artist, or greatest artist of this generation and beyond?

2 Marcus 2 Ravens · February 2009

I don't know anything about Rick Ross but that is some damn fine beard happening right there.

Garlic Bread · February 2009

I'm so excited for 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

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