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How do I be a daddy, daddy?

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    OH GOD IT'S COMING

    THE STARS ARE RIGHT AND AN ANCIENT EVIL IS ABOUT TO BE UNLEASHED UPON THE EARTH.

    I need someone to come hold my hand while I pass this.
    I will hold your hand.

    bongi on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    He's not a dog Dee Dub

    No shit. Really? His opposable thumbs must have thrown me off.

    Darth Waiter on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    i will be a canine for you

    bongi on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bongi knows how to work a rubber ball in his mouth

    Mysst on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    God, is my food ready yet? Awww, yeah, bitches! Noodle time!

    Darth Waiter on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi knows how to work a rubber ball in his mouth
    in an arousing, erotic way not a hurf durf i'm a stupid dog nom nom i'm dumb kind of way

    bongi on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi knows how to work a rubber ball in his mouth
    in an arousing, erotic way not a hurf durf i'm a stupid dog nom nom i'm dumb kind of way
    well that's what I was suggesting. anyone that acts so much like a dog that they play fetch is, uh...

    well let's just say I don't know anyone that does that.

    Mysst on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi knows how to work a rubber ball in his mouth
    in an arousing, erotic way not a hurf durf i'm a stupid dog nom nom i'm dumb kind of way
    well that's what I was suggesting. anyone that acts so much like a dog that they play fetch is, uh...

    well let's just say I don't know anyone that does that.
    WELL LET'S GET TO THE DICK SUCKING

    bongi on
  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bongi is not one to beat around the bush.

    Bad-Beat on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    He's not a dog Dee Dub

    No shit. Really? His opposable thumbs must have thrown me off.

    Just checking

    I mean you are a jarhead

    Me Too! on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi knows how to work a rubber ball in his mouth
    in an arousing, erotic way not a hurf durf i'm a stupid dog nom nom i'm dumb kind of way
    well that's what I was suggesting. anyone that acts so much like a dog that they play fetch is, uh...

    well let's just say I don't know anyone that does that.
    WELL LET'S GET TO THE DICK SUCKING
    bongi I was being cougar stalked on saturday and was introduced to a fellow that was 'fucking sexy, right? wouldn't you fuck him? we'd totally watch you two fuck!'

    I am sorry to say I could not figure out the benefit for me in that deal.

    Mysst on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Just checking

    I mean you are a jarhead

    Sorry? I can't hear you over how ugly your uniforms are.

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    Darth Waiter on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Just because it's not as superfancy (read: gay) as yours doesn't make it ugly

    It's a blue suit

    oooooh

    Me Too! on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    haha he looks like feris beuller on the day he got into his dads closet

    Meissnerd on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi knows how to work a rubber ball in his mouth
    in an arousing, erotic way not a hurf durf i'm a stupid dog nom nom i'm dumb kind of way
    well that's what I was suggesting. anyone that acts so much like a dog that they play fetch is, uh...

    well let's just say I don't know anyone that does that.
    WELL LET'S GET TO THE DICK SUCKING
    bongi I was being cougar stalked on saturday and was introduced to a fellow that was 'fucking sexy, right? wouldn't you fuck him? we'd totally watch you two fuck!'

    I am sorry to say I could not figure out the benefit for me in that deal.
    the fellow wanted to bone you?

    bongi on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    do marines wear the black one with the red stripes

    bongi on
  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »

    I am sorry to say I could not figure out the benefit for me in that deal.

    You could work it into a funny anecdote. One to tell the kids maybe.

    Bad-Beat on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    do marines wear the black one with the red stripes

    that's them

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    do marines wear the black one with the red stripes

    that's them
    those ones look kinda dumb

    who wears the white ones

    bongi on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi knows how to work a rubber ball in his mouth
    in an arousing, erotic way not a hurf durf i'm a stupid dog nom nom i'm dumb kind of way
    well that's what I was suggesting. anyone that acts so much like a dog that they play fetch is, uh...

    well let's just say I don't know anyone that does that.
    WELL LET'S GET TO THE DICK SUCKING
    bongi I was being cougar stalked on saturday and was introduced to a fellow that was 'fucking sexy, right? wouldn't you fuck him? we'd totally watch you two fuck!'

    I am sorry to say I could not figure out the benefit for me in that deal.
    the fellow wanted to bone you?
    no I'm pretty sure he was straight, too. these ladies just like to see men fuck each other I guess

    Mysst on
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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    He's not a dog Dee Dub

    No shit. Really? His opposable thumbs must have thrown me off.

    Just checking

    I mean you are a jarhead

    When I was 18 I went to sign up for the Marines. The first thing that I was asked was if I was a dumb ass. I said no but wasn't sure why they asked that. After showing the guy that I could actually do more than one pull up off of that death platform he told me that they needed intelligent people in the Marines. Something about needed to be able to count on sound decisions and capable of understanding many things.

    I went home and got high as hell after that and forgot about the whole thing.

    Macro9 on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    now i've started googling pictures of various formal uniforms and suits, it's dangerous boner territory

    bongi on
  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi knows how to work a rubber ball in his mouth
    in an arousing, erotic way not a hurf durf i'm a stupid dog nom nom i'm dumb kind of way
    well that's what I was suggesting. anyone that acts so much like a dog that they play fetch is, uh...

    well let's just say I don't know anyone that does that.
    WELL LET'S GET TO THE DICK SUCKING
    bongi I was being cougar stalked on saturday and was introduced to a fellow that was 'fucking sexy, right? wouldn't you fuck him? we'd totally watch you two fuck!'

    I am sorry to say I could not figure out the benefit for me in that deal.
    the fellow wanted to bone you?
    no I'm pretty sure he was straight, too. these ladies just like to see men fuck each other I guess
    well who doesn't?

    bongi on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    do marines wear the black one with the red stripes

    that's them
    those ones look kinda dumb

    who wears the white ones

    Navy gets dress whites and I don't think anybody else does but I'm not sure

    Dress whites are the best thing

    I watched Officer And A Gentleman last night and god I love Richard Gere in that uniform at the end

    Me Too! on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi knows how to work a rubber ball in his mouth
    in an arousing, erotic way not a hurf durf i'm a stupid dog nom nom i'm dumb kind of way
    well that's what I was suggesting. anyone that acts so much like a dog that they play fetch is, uh...

    well let's just say I don't know anyone that does that.
    WELL LET'S GET TO THE DICK SUCKING
    bongi I was being cougar stalked on saturday and was introduced to a fellow that was 'fucking sexy, right? wouldn't you fuck him? we'd totally watch you two fuck!'

    I am sorry to say I could not figure out the benefit for me in that deal.
    the fellow wanted to bone you?
    no I'm pretty sure he was straight, too. these ladies just like to see men fuck each other I guess
    well who doesn't?
    well I mean, I don't.

    not really. I mean, I wouldn't turn away. depending on the people, of course, I mean woman or man, no one wants to see ugly people fuck.

    well, most don't.

    Mysst on
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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi knows how to work a rubber ball in his mouth
    in an arousing, erotic way not a hurf durf i'm a stupid dog nom nom i'm dumb kind of way
    well that's what I was suggesting. anyone that acts so much like a dog that they play fetch is, uh...

    well let's just say I don't know anyone that does that.
    WELL LET'S GET TO THE DICK SUCKING
    bongi I was being cougar stalked on saturday and was introduced to a fellow that was 'fucking sexy, right? wouldn't you fuck him? we'd totally watch you two fuck!'

    I am sorry to say I could not figure out the benefit for me in that deal.
    the fellow wanted to bone you?
    no I'm pretty sure he was straight, too. these ladies just like to see men fuck each other I guess
    well who doesn't?
    well I mean, I don't.

    not really. I mean, I wouldn't turn away. depending on the people, of course, I mean woman or man, no one wants to see ugly people fuck.

    well, most don't.

    I do sometimes enjoy seeing a fat, ugly, old man bone a top model.

    Klyka on
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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    tube's facebook is probably blowing up with friend requests

    tugga on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Navy gets dress whites and I don't think anybody else does but I'm not sure

    We do too, but only for superformal dinners and events.

    Darth Waiter on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    I guess there's two versions of the air force's superfancy shit: one that's the equivalent of black-tie and one that's the equivalent of white-tie

    it's the same damn thing the only difference is on one something is blue and on the other it's white

    Me Too! on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Klyka wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    bongi knows how to work a rubber ball in his mouth
    in an arousing, erotic way not a hurf durf i'm a stupid dog nom nom i'm dumb kind of way
    well that's what I was suggesting. anyone that acts so much like a dog that they play fetch is, uh...

    well let's just say I don't know anyone that does that.
    WELL LET'S GET TO THE DICK SUCKING
    bongi I was being cougar stalked on saturday and was introduced to a fellow that was 'fucking sexy, right? wouldn't you fuck him? we'd totally watch you two fuck!'

    I am sorry to say I could not figure out the benefit for me in that deal.
    the fellow wanted to bone you?
    no I'm pretty sure he was straight, too. these ladies just like to see men fuck each other I guess
    well who doesn't?
    well I mean, I don't.

    not really. I mean, I wouldn't turn away. depending on the people, of course, I mean woman or man, no one wants to see ugly people fuck.

    well, most don't.

    I do sometimes enjoy seeing a fat, ugly, old man bone a top model.
    glad you spent the money on that mirror, hey?

    Mysst on
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  • bongibongi regular
    edited February 2009
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Navy gets dress whites and I don't think anybody else does but I'm not sure

    We do too, but only for superformal dinners and events.
    hi there

    white uniform you say

    let me show you my boner

    bongi on
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    It's only white when they get it

    Then it's red

    with blood

    Me Too! on
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    tugga wrote: »
    tube's facebook is probably blowing up with friend requests

    this is totally in the wrong thread

    tugga on
  • BlitzkriegBlitzkrieg Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Are we still talking about the kid and the baby, or has the intervening 80 pages drifted off into a toxic stream of consciousness?

    I wonder how many people in this thread actually have kids and see the kid as more than just an immediate burden (or something to be terrified of)...

    I'm not pro or against aborting the baby, mind you, I'm just curious. I imagine most of you are in college and the idea of having a baby yourselves it terrifying. So, it's a small step to pass judgment over someone else outside the norm...

    Blitzkrieg on
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Blitzkrieg wrote: »
    Are we still talking about the kid and the baby, or has the intervening 80 pages drifted off into a toxic stream of consciousness?

    I wonder how many people in this thread actually have kids and see the kid as more than just an immediate burden (or something to be terrified of)...

    I'm not pro or against aborting the baby, mind you, I'm just curious. I imagine most of you are in college and the idea of having a baby yourselves it terrifying. So, it's a small step to pass judgment over someone else outside the norm...

    The kid is alive. Are you suggesting that they kill it?

    Macro9 on
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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Blitzkrieg wrote: »
    Are we still talking about the kid and the baby, or has the intervening 80 pages drifted off into a toxic stream of consciousness?

    I wonder how many people in this thread actually have kids and see the kid as more than just an immediate burden (or something to be terrified of)...

    I'm not pro or against aborting the baby, mind you, I'm just curious. I imagine most of you are in college and the idea of having a baby yourselves it terrifying. So, it's a small step to pass judgment over someone else outside the norm...

    The kid is alive. Are you suggesting that they kill it?
    well with all those fathers they're probably going to have to king solomon it

    Mysst on
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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    at least consider giving it up for adoption..

    im pro choice all the way, but now that the baby is here you cant really do anything now

    its not a good thing for the baby

    tugga on
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    tugga wrote: »
    tugga wrote: »
    tube's facebook is probably blowing up with friend requests

    this is totally in the wrong thread

    way to be a sucka

    FAQ on
  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    no one is "pro aborting the baby" because that would be insane. pro-choice does not mean "abortion is great and we will make you have one if we feel you should," it means pro-choice

    redhead on
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Macro9 wrote: »
    Blitzkrieg wrote: »
    Are we still talking about the kid and the baby, or has the intervening 80 pages drifted off into a toxic stream of consciousness?

    I wonder how many people in this thread actually have kids and see the kid as more than just an immediate burden (or something to be terrified of)...

    I'm not pro or against aborting the baby, mind you, I'm just curious. I imagine most of you are in college and the idea of having a baby yourselves it terrifying. So, it's a small step to pass judgment over someone else outside the norm...

    The kid is alive. Are you suggesting that they kill it?

    Also the kid is 13 and has a child with a cave troll. It is very easy for people to pass judgment. My name is Samson after all.

    Macro9 on
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