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    CyberJackalCyberJackal Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Frequent Shoppers Discount - 14

    On my first try, too!

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    ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Just wanted to say turn will probably be Sat, working day & night til then. Also, currently have a tie between PTA and New Dawn.

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    TalonrazorTalonrazor Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=866809

    Got a 13 on Guns don't kill.

    My Irishmobsters getting exploding bullets fuck yea.

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    JacquesCousteauJacquesCousteau Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Except that my roll beats yours (the re-rolled d10). Face!

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    TalonrazorTalonrazor Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Except that my roll beats yours (the re-rolled d10). Face!

    You are adopted and your parents don't love you.

    They told me so. And the forums agree.

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    -SPI--SPI- Osaka, JapanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Guns don't kill People
    16

    http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=866941

    TIME TO SMASH SOME HIJACKING, GUN SMUGGLING SCUMBAGS! HOUUGHHHHHH!

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    TalonrazorTalonrazor Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    HOORAY. WE ARE BACK!

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    AcidSerraAcidSerra Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    We are back, woohoo, and IT's official arbee gets my roll.

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    ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    So, I totally did not work on updating the turn during the downtime. With NA canceled though I'll see about getting that today.

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    ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    thecitymapmedium3.JPG


    Rewards:
    Guns Don't Kill People, Bullets Kill People - Arcadian Wrestling Revolution, +1 Violence
    Everywhere You Want To Be - Black Mask, 50 Points
    I Cream, You Cream - Black Alley Studios, 50 Points
    Frequent Shoppers Discount - Arcadian Watchdog, 50 points
    Can You Hear Me Now - Materium Energy, Territory - NIGHTCRAWLER Facility, Apex Park (Good, +1 Anarchy)

    Remember to do IC posts before these officially count.


    Standings:

    Score balance: 100
    Good Total: 80 (50)
    Good Leader: The Arcadian Wrestling Revolution - 80
    Evil Total: 180 (100)
    Evil Leader: The Veil Children - 80

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    ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Arcadia Post, Jan 15th, 2007 (Turn 3):

    - The Arcadian Wrestling Revolution gave another amazing, if somewhat mind-boggling, performance this week as they removed dozens of crates worth of high-explosive ammunition off the streets and returned them to Tracer Industrial...


    - Mayor Helms announced a new crackdown yesterday on illegal gun sales, saying many shops are not doing required background checks in exchange for bribes...

    Secret Shopper (Violence):
    Good Mission: These shops need to be shut down, and hard, before they flood the streets with weapons. There've been reports of a particularly bad violator in Central Square that would make an excellent example.
    Reward: 80 Points
    Evil Mission: A shop that can count on you for protection could be sure to provide exceptional merchandise at even more exceptional prices.
    Reward: Territory - Lou's Guns & Pawn, Central Square(Evil, +1 Violence)


    - Federal authoritities are excited about the construction of a new 'X-Ray Dock' nearing completetion in Bluewaters Docks. The new equipment will allow for much faster examining of suspicious cargo, increasing the number of shipments than can be searched...

    I See What You Did There (Smuggling):
    Good Mission: These machines can catch almost anything, but they'll need to be intact for you to make any use of them. Make sure the installation goes smoothly.
    Reward: Territory - 'X-Ray Dock', Bluewaters Docks (Good, +1 Smuggling)
    Evil Mission: Bluewaters is tough enough to use at it is. Better that these machines be destroyed...or even better, diverted and sold on the black market in China.
    Reward: 80 Points

    - GarageSale.com went down for several hours yesterday and had much of its sensitive data stolen, at least according to the message that took its place. It was signed by an individual going by the name "Pack Rat"...

    Pack Rat (Electronic):
    Good Mission: Does this guy think this sort of thing is funny? Hacking just isn't cool, and hard time in prison would teach this punk a lesson.
    Reward: 80 Points
    Evil Mission: This "Pack Rat"'s name has been coming up a lot lately. Maybe it'd be worth your while tracking him down and adding him to your payroll.
    Reward: +1 Electronic


    - Investigations are continuing into reports of a "black market porn" industry. An unidentified source said there have been increasing cases of "black markets selling pornography involving rape, beastality, and if you can believe it, worse"...

    Rub One Out (Sexual):
    Good Mission: Pornographers aren't just in it for the gratification - they need money, too. There's a source willing to talk on where and how the videos get moved, but he'll need safety.
    Reward: +1 Sexual
    Evil Mission: A source!? Maybe he's in your organization, maybe not, but if he can hurt your ability to get product to customers, he needs to be shut up.
    Reward: 80 points


    - Anarchist Harry "Hairy" Temson was killed last Wednesday, when he opened one of his own letter bombs that had been returned to him due to insufficient postage...

    Blew Up The Bucket (Anarchy):
    Good Mission: Hairy was said to have left behind a large stash of hidden explosives. They need to be found and disposed of before something goes wrong.
    Reward: 50 points
    Evil Mission: Old Hairy was a genius bombmaker and a complete idiot at everything else. Still, if you can get your hands on his stash, it'll be a hot time in the old town tonight.
    Reward: 50 points.

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    ArdentArdent Down UpsideRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Secret Shopper (Violence) (1d10+8=17)

    I'm guessing the date on your post is wrong (i.e. Jan 15).

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    Steam ID | Origin ID: ArdentX | Uplay ID: theardent | Battle.net: Ardent#11476
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    ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    In game time, it started Jan 1st, and each turn moves it one week.

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    GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Rub one out with the PTA!

    Finally, a good roll! 1d10+8 = 18.

    http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=880229

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    JacquesCousteauJacquesCousteau Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I See What You Did There (Smuggling) (1d10+2=7)

    Thought I'd try something new. This game just isn't going well.

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    One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    After stumbling upon this game last night, I've decided to throw my hat into the ring.

    Name/Description:

    The Diamond Dogs

    The newest member of the musically-themed VVN (Vinyl Vigilante Network) crime-fighting organization, the Diamond Dogs set up shop in Arcadia as a response to the chaos breaking out over the last couple of weeks. Funded by an anonymous organization, the Dogs have two objectives: 1) reduce criminal activity in the area as much as possible and by any means necessary; 2) prevent efforts to undermine the economic systems of the area.

    Their members are few, and their abilities untested, but the Diamond Dogs shouldn't be taken lightly. Keep a friend serene, because here they come.

    Alignment: Beneficial

    Violence: 8
    Corporate: 8

    Location: An abandoned building in Faded Jade

    Logo:
    45rpmft9.jpg
    This picture of a record will do nicely enough.

    Edit:
    I'll start out with Secret Shopper.
    1d10+8=15
    http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=880440

    Not the best start, but let's see what happens.

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    -SPI--SPI- Osaka, JapanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I don't trust them, apparently:

    The diamond dogs are poachers and they hide behind trees
    Hunt you to the ground they will, mannequins with kill appeal.

    Or so I hear.

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    ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Just thought I'd remind people that now that there's points to be stolen and territory to blow up, it might be worthwhile to try direct attacks if there's no events you want to try for.

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    GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I totally forgot about that mechanic. It's a direct opposed roll, right? I'll keep it in mind for next time.

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    One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Regarding the map, what are the symbols that represent each vice in a territory? Like, is the little dollar sign in an area representing corporate or corruption? That sort of thing.

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    ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The symbols represent the district type. $ = Corporate, Smokestack = Industrial, Bench = Park, etc.

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    GrimmyTOA wrote: »
    Rub one out with the PTA!

    Finally, a good roll! 1d10+8 = 18.

    http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=880229
    You suck. D:<
    So Orchid of Black Alley Studios orders one of her cronies to frame one of your people for possession of the tape procured in the first event.
    http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=881331

    Sexual, 12.

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    GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    As in a direct attack on the PTA? Such insolence will not stand!

    Uh oh. A ten.

    http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=881343

    Maybe it'll stand after all.

    So what happens here?

    EDIT: Apparently you steal 80 of my Nice Points. Um. Do you accept IOUs?

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    AcidSerraAcidSerra Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I know I'm going to lose this, but I had to try anyway, besides I don't have to prtoect against a point gain in anarchy this time.

    Rub one out:
    http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=881368

    Roll of: 7

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    ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    With no points to be stolen, nothing actually happens.

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Scooter wrote: »
    With no points to be stolen, nothing actually happens.

    He totally won this round's event. There's nobody else except me who can hit 18.

    I should get to rob his victory. :O

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    GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hells no. That would totally screw up the game. People would just wait until their competition had rolled and if -- as in this case -- their competition was unbeatable, they'd launch an attack.

    This would mean that whoever got their turn in first would have to win two rolls to really win an event. They'd have to win roll 1 in order to get the prize, and then roll 2 in order to defend it.

    People who got their rolls in late could survey the situation and launch attack rolls against people who seemed to be in unassailable positions -- essentially penalizing people for getting good rolls initially.

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    ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Attacks can take unconfirmed points (just in case anyone gets the idea of waiting to do their IC posts in order to keep points locked up), but no taking from future turns.

    Here's the full rankings, which I'll post with turns from here on.

    Good Ranks:
    Arcadian Wrestling Revolution - 80
    Arcadia Watchdog - 0 (50)
    PSFU - 0
    Huddled Masses Union - 0
    GHOST - 0
    The Freemen - 0
    Materium Energy - 0
    PTA - 0
    Diamond Dogs - 0


    Evil Ranks:
    The Veil Children - 80
    Black Alley Studios - 50 (50)
    Black Mask - 50 (50)
    Yogis - 0
    Irish Mob - 0
    The New Dawn - 0
    Middle Finger Tech - 0

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    INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    GrimmyTOA wrote: »
    Hells no. That would totally screw up the game. People would just wait until their competition had rolled and if -- as in this case -- their competition was unbeatable, they'd launch an attack.

    This would mean that whoever got their turn in first would have to win two rolls to really win an event. They'd have to win roll 1 in order to get the prize, and then roll 2 in order to defend it.

    People who got their rolls in late could survey the situation and launch attack rolls against people who seemed to be in unassailable positions -- essentially penalizing people for getting good rolls initially.

    Nah, you're absolutely right, I was just trying to avoid missing out on a roll because I hadn't considered that (and thus wasted my turn entirely).

    Scoots saids I could retarget it though just for this turn because I am dumb and he loves me and we will all learn from my mistake but.

    I won't, because that would be a dick move and also because there's no one I can justify IC attacking.

    I'll IC the whole framing your dudes thing anyway, because I won the roll, but it just won't effect the game.

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Pack rat - 8

    http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=881453

    I should have gone for the anarchy event.

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    ArdentArdent Down UpsideRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Is SPI going to roll!?

    Ardent on
    Steam ID | Origin ID: ArdentX | Uplay ID: theardent | Battle.net: Ardent#11476
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    -SPI--SPI- Osaka, JapanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Is SPI gonna roll? Is SPI gonna roll? I'll tell you!

    YEAH I'M GONNA ROLL! HOOUUGGGHHHAAAAAAAAA!

    http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=881654

    10 for secret shopper. Guess the AWR spent too long in makeup or something. I'll do the IC post for the previous round tomorrow after I've had some sleep.

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    GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'll IC the whole framing your dudes thing anyway, because I won the roll, but it just won't effect the game.

    Fair enough. I'm going to IC it too. If you're looking to put the tape in someone specific's hands, (as opposed to just mailing it to the PTA in general) you can target Michel Froucher, if you'd like. I'll then deal with him in a nicely public manner.

    If not, do whatever you'd like and I'll react appropriately.

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    PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I see what you did there for the Huddled Masses
    http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=881931
    10

    you'd think 8 points in a vice would actually help

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    JacquesCousteauJacquesCousteau Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You didn't even have to roll to beat me. That hurts kind of.

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    One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    -SPI- wrote: »
    Is SPI gonna roll? Is SPI gonna roll? I'll tell you!

    YEAH I'M GONNA ROLL! HOOUUGGGHHHAAAAAAAAA!

    http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=881654

    10 for secret shopper. Guess the AWR spent too long in makeup or something. I'll do the IC post for the previous round tomorrow after I've had some sleep.
    We're gonna get our shit owned by the Spetsnaz. D:

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    ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=883746

    Pack Rat - 15

    Let's continue with the dominance!

    I'll make an IC post later today.

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    CyberJackalCyberJackal Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Well, seeing as none of the events are my forte, I decided to try to get a little revenge on Black Mask for round one.

    http://invisiblecastle.com/find.py?id=883827

    Woo, an 8. Oh yeah, I'm sure those hackers are quaking in their boots now! :P

    I'll make my IC post tomorrow. Feeling a bit run down today... (which probably explains the roll of 1)

    Edit: Oh, forgot to mention - this would be a corporate attack I attempted. I guess my boys are investigating finances? Whatever, I'll think of something.

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    ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Planning to do the turn tomorrow night, giving it the full 5 days since not everyone may have been aware the forums went back up. Still lacking IC posts for last week's winners.

    Edit: I've added short NPC bios to the wiki, as well as a sneak peek at the next events.

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    ScooterScooter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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    Rewards:
    Secret Shopper - PSFU, 80 Points
    I See What You Did There - Huddled Masses Union, X-Ray Dock (+1 Smuggling)
    Pack Rat - Black Mask, +1 Electronic
    Rub One Out - PTA, +1 Sexual
    Blew Up The Bucket - Unchallenged, bomb stash confiscated by police.
    Corporate attack on Black Mask from Arcadia Watchdog - 60 Points for Watchdog
    Sexual attack on PTA by Black Alley Studios - 0 Points for Black Alley Studios

    Still waiting on IC posts from last turn (which is why NIGHTCRAWLER is still unmarked on the map, putting x-Ray Dock up early was a mistake but I don't feel like loading Photoshop back up), so don't be letting these stack up on you. Also, for attacks; my current policy on unrolled defense is this: If the attack is declared more than 24 hours before the turn, your defense will be your base stat. If it is less than 24 hours, I will roll your defense, if only to keep anyone from doing their attacks when it's no longer possible to react.


    Standings:

    Score balance: 50

    Good Total: 80 (170)
    Good Ranks:
    Arcadian Wrestling Revolution - 80
    Arcadia Watchdog - 0 (50,60)
    PSFU - 0 (80)
    Huddled Masses Union - 0
    GHOST - 0
    The Freemen - 0
    Materium Energy - 0
    PTA - 0
    Diamond Dogs - 0

    Evil Total: 130 (90)
    The Veil Children - 80
    Black Alley Studios - 50 (50)
    Black Mask - 0 (40)
    Yogis - 0
    Irish Mob - 0
    The New Dawn - 0
    Middle Finger Tech - 0

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