So I am going to guess the horrible thread got even more horrible?
Logic7 posted about how he banged his asshole roommate's girlfriend a couple times because asshole roommate was macking on logic7's girlfriend.
Some other poster posted about how in college one roommate was banging a girl against her will because her boyfriend owed a gambling debt and one time three of his roommates gangbanged a girl then threw out in the snow naked.
Leads to big argument about women as objects and whether or not it's rape and yadda yadda just stay out of the thread.
DUDE SHE WAS TOTALLY PASSED OUT SO I DON'T SEE HOW THERE COULD HAVE BEEN A BIGGER INVITATION TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ALL HER HOLES BRAH
Seriously.
And here I am, on the opposite end of the spectrum. Picked up a girl from school cause her car is impounded, drove her around for 4 hours, got her coffee, made her dinner, rented a movie to watch, let her use my shower, gave her my PJs and let her sleep in my room. Never made a move on her once, even though she's very attractive. Why? I didn't want to make her feel vulnerable or in a hostile environment and I didn't want to make her feel pressured or like she owed it to me just because I did her a favor.
I'll only have sex with a drunk chick only if I know that they'd have sex with me sober, or I guess would like to have sex with me sober but what the confidence alcohol brings.
Get them to crash drunk at your place and them wake them up with cuddling when they are now sober....
:P
No, I only go out drinking with friends and I don't have secks with friends, sigh.
Also a bar is a terrible place to pick up chicks.
Also, I lost my leather pants and other comical clothing items so I can't be one wild and crazy dude to attract all the lay dees.
Etc.
I don't want any women sleeping at my apartment. They're filthy creatures! Also, my bed is only large enough for three, and where will Mr. Fluffers and Willington B. Willingtonsonworth sleep?
What is rape
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
no more
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
no more
What is rape
Yeah
Oh I don't know
why you're not fair
I give you my rape
but you don't care
So what is right
and what is wrong
gimme a sign
I slept with girls who were recently drunk twice. I was like, "You aren't drunk, right?" and they were like, "No" and I was like, "YOU ARE LYING NO SOBER WOMAN WILL LOVE ME" and then I cried all night.
I've slept in the same bed as a woman (once two women) a couple of times without anything happening. Sleeping with someone doesn't inherently imply that you are having sex with them.
I have definitely slept in girls beds with absolutely nothing happening.
One time some friends and I were on a road trip and crashed at this girl's place we are friends with and she said one of us could sleep with her. I won the rock-paper-scissors tournament to see who got that prize.
She put up a pillow barrier so I wouldn't try to spoon her in the middle of the night.
I have definitely slept in girls beds with absolutely nothing happening.
One time some friends and I were on a road trip and crashed at this girl's place we are friends with and she said one of us could sleep with her. I won the rock-paper-scissors tournament to see who got that prize.
She put up a pillow barrier so I wouldn't try to spoon her in the middle of the night.
Probably because you guys treated sleeping with her as some kind of prize. :P
She put up a pillow barrier so I wouldn't try to spoon her in the middle of the night.
Ahahahah hi5 barrier buddy!
A friend casually did this with her spare sleeping bag once, I thought maybe I'd got myself a reputation as being too handsy, but I guess it's just common sense so you don't get accidentally groped in your sleep...
I have definitely slept in girls beds with absolutely nothing happening.
One time some friends and I were on a road trip and crashed at this girl's place we are friends with and she said one of us could sleep with her. I won the rock-paper-scissors tournament to see who got that prize.
She put up a pillow barrier so I wouldn't try to spoon her in the middle of the night.
Atleast you got a bed. Your friends probably wound up on the couch or the floor.
My friend Nikki is a lesbian and she used to hang out with this kid Jay we used to work with. She said once they both passed out on her bed and she woke up with his hand up her shirt. Said it weirded her the fuck out.
Just because you made a move didn't mean you were gonna fuck.
Don't give yourself too much credit son.
Oh yeah how about I get a time machine and prove you wrong?
Look Out it's Sabs! on
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
edited February 2009
Fucking hell if you view ladies as objects with which to get back at other men, like i dunno, equivalent to slashing their tires or whatnot, then you are a fucking misogynist.
And you want to talk about personal fucking responsibility? How about the personal responsibility of knowing that when two people are in a relationship you might have the intelligence to keep your dick in your pants and not in the cheating lady who is eschewing her responsibility by fucking cheating? When you say "Oh it's not my fault what am I supposed to do when a naked lady walked into my room and asks for it" you could display your OWN self-control. What am I supposed to do when a naked dude walks into my room and asks for it? Shit. I say no, no matter how goddamn horny I am (unless he is my boyfriend because then hell yes. Or James McAvoy.). The idea that men just caaaan't controool themselves is a bullshit stereotype, because they can. Using that as an excuse is pathetic.
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Logic7 posted about how he banged his asshole roommate's girlfriend a couple times because asshole roommate was macking on logic7's girlfriend.
Some other poster posted about how in college one roommate was banging a girl against her will because her boyfriend owed a gambling debt and one time three of his roommates gangbanged a girl then threw out in the snow naked.
Leads to big argument about women as objects and whether or not it's rape and yadda yadda just stay out of the thread.
Thats because you're the fucking man quis.
what a pussy
Nope, just doing the whole standard response to irony thing.
and I didn't make it
I've lost all my misogyny cred haven't I
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It was like a cultural epic fail.
I'll only have sex with a drunk chick only if I know that they'd have sex with me sober, or I guess would like to have sex with me sober but what the confidence alcohol brings.
No, I only go out drinking with friends and I don't have secks with friends, sigh.
Also a bar is a terrible place to pick up chicks.
Also, I lost my leather pants and other comical clothing items so I can't be one wild and crazy dude to attract all the lay dees.
Etc.
I don't want any women sleeping at my apartment. They're filthy creatures! Also, my bed is only large enough for three, and where will Mr. Fluffers and Willington B. Willingtonsonworth sleep?
i walk away for 10 minutes and there are 4 pages of awesome and all i can do is smile at them before i go to eat lunch and miss out on more fun.
I don't know what to make of it.
Just say something about bitches not knowing they want it and I can cover up for you
Dawww
I am a horrible sexist person.
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I think the rage is pouring out my ears at this point
NNID: Hakkekage
Shared a bed?
Man, were you just not attracted or was it pretty clear there was no interest on her part?
What is rape
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
no more
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
no more
What is rape
Yeah
Oh I don't know
why you're not fair
I give you my rape
but you don't care
So what is right
and what is wrong
gimme a sign
I always find that "holler at" is a good acid test of whether or not I will dislike a person.
I dunno she was pretty drunk/not feeling well and I didn't want to try and do anything I would regret later on.
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The latter is the former, really.
Next he'll be posting pictures of his Puca shell neclace.
Maybe they thought I was gay.
Awesome.
Ah well good call due to the her being drunk thing.
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One time some friends and I were on a road trip and crashed at this girl's place we are friends with and she said one of us could sleep with her. I won the rock-paper-scissors tournament to see who got that prize.
She put up a pillow barrier so I wouldn't try to spoon her in the middle of the night.
I still feel like having noodles.
NOOOOOOOOOODDDDDLLLLLLEESSSSSSSS
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Probably because you guys treated sleeping with her as some kind of prize. :P
Queue Jasmine: "I am not a prize to be won!"
I also didn't have condoms on me.
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Logic is the best church alt yet.
Just because you made a move didn't mean you were gonna fuck.
Don't give yourself too much credit son.
Ahahahah hi5 barrier buddy!
A friend casually did this with her spare sleeping bag once, I thought maybe I'd got myself a reputation as being too handsy, but I guess it's just common sense so you don't get accidentally groped in your sleep...
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Atleast you got a bed. Your friends probably wound up on the couch or the floor.
My friend Nikki is a lesbian and she used to hang out with this kid Jay we used to work with. She said once they both passed out on her bed and she woke up with his hand up her shirt. Said it weirded her the fuck out.
Oh yeah how about I get a time machine and prove you wrong?
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
And you want to talk about personal fucking responsibility? How about the personal responsibility of knowing that when two people are in a relationship you might have the intelligence to keep your dick in your pants and not in the cheating lady who is eschewing her responsibility by fucking cheating? When you say "Oh it's not my fault what am I supposed to do when a naked lady walked into my room and asks for it" you could display your OWN self-control. What am I supposed to do when a naked dude walks into my room and asks for it? Shit. I say no, no matter how goddamn horny I am (unless he is my boyfriend because then hell yes. Or James McAvoy.). The idea that men just caaaan't controool themselves is a bullshit stereotype, because they can. Using that as an excuse is pathetic.
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Son.
Apparently I climb over pillow barriers in my sleep like nothing.