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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    So I am going to guess the horrible thread got even more horrible?

    Logic7 posted about how he banged his asshole roommate's girlfriend a couple times because asshole roommate was macking on logic7's girlfriend.

    Some other poster posted about how in college one roommate was banging a girl against her will because her boyfriend owed a gambling debt and one time three of his roommates gangbanged a girl then threw out in the snow naked.

    Leads to big argument about women as objects and whether or not it's rape and yadda yadda just stay out of the thread.

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  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    DUDE SHE WAS TOTALLY PASSED OUT SO I DON'T SEE HOW THERE COULD HAVE BEEN A BIGGER INVITATION TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ALL HER HOLES BRAH

    Seriously.

    And here I am, on the opposite end of the spectrum. Picked up a girl from school cause her car is impounded, drove her around for 4 hours, got her coffee, made her dinner, rented a movie to watch, let her use my shower, gave her my PJs and let her sleep in my room. Never made a move on her once, even though she's very attractive. Why? I didn't want to make her feel vulnerable or in a hostile environment and I didn't want to make her feel pressured or like she owed it to me just because I did her a favor.

    Thats because you're the fucking man quis.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    ronaldo you won't have sex with drunk chicks?

    what a pussy

    MikeMan on
  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    bowen wrote: »
    mrflippy wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Is it irony that we are also on page 69?

    No.

    Maybe a coincidence though.
    :winky:

    You just watched that comedian who did the Alanis joke didn't you?

    Nope, just doing the whole standard response to irony thing.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    GOTTA POST IN PAGE 69

    and I didn't make it

    I've lost all my misogyny cred haven't I

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  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I think the worst part about logic's post was the way he wrote it.

    It was like a cultural epic fail.

    Kagera on
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    ronaldo you won't have sex with drunk chicks?

    what a pussy

    I'll only have sex with a drunk chick only if I know that they'd have sex with me sober, or I guess would like to have sex with me sober but what the confidence alcohol brings.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I can't have sex with drunken women.

    I am in college.

    This rules all of them out.

    Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    Easy.

    Get them to crash drunk at your place and them wake them up with cuddling when they are now sober....
    :P

    No, I only go out drinking with friends and I don't have secks with friends, sigh.

    Also a bar is a terrible place to pick up chicks.

    Also, I lost my leather pants and other comical clothing items so I can't be one wild and crazy dude to attract all the lay dees.

    Etc.

    I don't want any women sleeping at my apartment. They're filthy creatures! Also, my bed is only large enough for three, and where will Mr. Fluffers and Willington B. Willingtonsonworth sleep?

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    damnit, work is getting in the way of my [chat]ing.

    i walk away for 10 minutes and there are 4 pages of awesome and all i can do is smile at them before i go to eat lunch and miss out on more fun.

    :(

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    He just posted some picture. With a black dude.

    I don't know what to make of it.

    bowen on
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    GOTTA POST IN PAGE 69

    and I didn't make it

    I've lost all my misogyny cred haven't I

    Just say something about bitches not knowing they want it and I can cover up for you

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Thats because you're the fucking man quis.

    Dawww <3

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I slept over at a girl's place monday and we shared a bed and not once did I try anything.

    I am a horrible sexist person.
    Did I do this right?

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    aahhh fuck I just got to logic's posts

    I think the rage is pouring out my ears at this point

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I slept over at a girl's place monday and we shared a bed and not once did I try anything.

    I am a horrible sexist person.
    Did I do this right?

    Shared a bed?

    Man, were you just not attracted or was it pretty clear there was no interest on her part?

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  • verpakeyesverpakeyes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Here is a terrible thing:

    What is rape
    Baby don't hurt me
    Don't hurt me
    no more
    Baby don't hurt me
    Don't hurt me
    no more
    What is rape
    Yeah
    Oh I don't know
    why you're not fair
    I give you my rape
    but you don't care
    So what is right
    and what is wrong
    gimme a sign

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  • enderwiggin13enderwiggin13 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Kagera wrote: »
    I think the worst part about logic's post was the way he wrote it.

    It was like a cultural epic fail.

    I always find that "holler at" is a good acid test of whether or not I will dislike a person.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I slept with girls who were recently drunk twice. I was like, "You aren't drunk, right?" and they were like, "No" and I was like, "YOU ARE LYING NO SOBER WOMAN WILL LOVE ME" and then I cried all night.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Seriously guys, what the fuck?

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yeah I got nothing.

    Edcrab on
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I slept over at a girl's place monday and we shared a bed and not once did I try anything.

    I am a horrible sexist person.
    Did I do this right?

    Shared a bed?

    Man, were you just not attracted or was it pretty clear there was no interest on her part?

    I dunno she was pretty drunk/not feeling well and I didn't want to try and do anything I would regret later on.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm not sure he hates women so much as just doesn't really consider them to be people.

    The latter is the former, really.

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  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh god, now he's talking about how hemp ethanol makes sense.


    Next he'll be posting pictures of his Puca shell neclace.

    Jokerman on
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I want some lasagna for breakfast

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I've slept in the same bed as a woman (once two women) a couple of times without anything happening. Sleeping with someone doesn't inherently imply that you are having sex with them.

    Maybe they thought I was gay.

    Awesome.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I dunno she was pretty drunk/not feeling well and I didn't want to try and do anything I would regret later on.

    Ah well good call due to the her being drunk thing.

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2009
    You have been designated playa-haters in the mind of logic7.

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I have definitely slept in girls beds with absolutely nothing happening.

    One time some friends and I were on a road trip and crashed at this girl's place we are friends with and she said one of us could sleep with her. I won the rock-paper-scissors tournament to see who got that prize.


    She put up a pillow barrier so I wouldn't try to spoon her in the middle of the night.

    :(

    Gooey on
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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I want some lasagna for breakfast

    I still feel like having noodles.

    NOOOOOOOOOODDDDDLLLLLLEESSSSSSSS

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Gooey wrote: »
    I have definitely slept in girls beds with absolutely nothing happening.

    One time some friends and I were on a road trip and crashed at this girl's place we are friends with and she said one of us could sleep with her. I won the rock-paper-scissors tournament to see who got that prize.


    She put up a pillow barrier so I wouldn't try to spoon her in the middle of the night.

    :(

    Probably because you guys treated sleeping with her as some kind of prize. :P

    Queue Jasmine: "I am not a prize to be won!"

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I dunno she was pretty drunk/not feeling well and I didn't want to try and do anything I would regret later on.

    Ah well good call due to the her being drunk thing.

    I also didn't have condoms on me.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Guys,

    Logic is the best church alt yet.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I also didn't have condoms on me.

    Just because you made a move didn't mean you were gonna fuck.

    Don't give yourself too much credit son.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Gooey wrote: »
    She put up a pillow barrier so I wouldn't try to spoon her in the middle of the night.

    :(

    Ahahahah hi5 barrier buddy!

    A friend casually did this with her spare sleeping bag once, I thought maybe I'd got myself a reputation as being too handsy, but I guess it's just common sense so you don't get accidentally groped in your sleep...

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I should go into the horrible things I have done thread, and post "The most horrible thing I have done ... IS READ THIS THREAD MWAHAHAHAAHAHA"

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Gooey wrote: »
    I have definitely slept in girls beds with absolutely nothing happening.

    One time some friends and I were on a road trip and crashed at this girl's place we are friends with and she said one of us could sleep with her. I won the rock-paper-scissors tournament to see who got that prize.


    She put up a pillow barrier so I wouldn't try to spoon her in the middle of the night.

    :(

    Atleast you got a bed. Your friends probably wound up on the couch or the floor.

    My friend Nikki is a lesbian and she used to hang out with this kid Jay we used to work with. She said once they both passed out on her bed and she woke up with his hand up her shirt. Said it weirded her the fuck out.

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  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I also didn't have condoms on me.

    Just because you made a move didn't mean you were gonna fuck.

    Don't give yourself too much credit son.

    Oh yeah how about I get a time machine and prove you wrong?

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Fucking hell if you view ladies as objects with which to get back at other men, like i dunno, equivalent to slashing their tires or whatnot, then you are a fucking misogynist.

    And you want to talk about personal fucking responsibility? How about the personal responsibility of knowing that when two people are in a relationship you might have the intelligence to keep your dick in your pants and not in the cheating lady who is eschewing her responsibility by fucking cheating? When you say "Oh it's not my fault what am I supposed to do when a naked lady walked into my room and asks for it" you could display your OWN self-control. What am I supposed to do when a naked dude walks into my room and asks for it? Shit. I say no, no matter how goddamn horny I am (unless he is my boyfriend because then hell yes. Or James McAvoy.). The idea that men just caaaan't controool themselves is a bullshit stereotype, because they can. Using that as an excuse is pathetic.

    [/Cat]

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I also didn't have condoms on me.

    Just because you made a move didn't mean you were gonna fuck.

    Don't give yourself too much credit son.

    Oh yeah how about I get a time machine and prove you wrong?

    Son.

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  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I've been pillow-barriered too, by a guy.

    Apparently I climb over pillow barriers in my sleep like nothing.

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