I've had sex with a girl without sleeping with her but I haven't slept with a girl without having sex with her.
You have no female friends?
Does anyone remember that one guy from a while back who insisted there was no such thing as a platonic relationship, and that one or both parties will always harbour romantic/sexual intent, even if they don't act on it?
I loved that revelation because it meant there are three or four women out there who secretly want to sleep with me, did wonders for my ego
Spooning is great for like 15-20 minutes until you get to that awkward "what do I do with this arm?" part. I guess if you only have one arm, you can spoon indefinitely.
"What are you doing?"
"What does it look like I am doing?" *rip out floorboard* "I'm puking IN this mother."
Heating vent?
That would smell.
So awful.
For -ever-.
EDIT: When I spoon, I am usually the big spoon (always) and I tend to put the one arm (over) around them, and the (under) arm just gets stuffed beneath their pillow.
Spooning is great for like 15-20 minutes until you get to that awkward "what do I do with this arm?" part. I guess if you only have one arm, you can spoon indefinitely.
You STROKE and you NUZZLE
it's not rocket surgery
Not that arm, I know what to do with that arm. It's the arm that you have to lay on or she lays on or you lay your head on....it goes to sleep no matter where you put it.
You slide it under her neck in that little hollow between her head, shoulder, and bed
Also one time we were camping and it was pretty cold. It was me and a girl/friend in my tent. She got cold in the middle of the night and decided she wanted to get in my sleeping bag with me. There was an awkward moment when I said "What are you going to do when you wake up in the morning and I'm sporting?"
"If you're ready, I'm willing"
I laughed but secretly part of me was like "FOR SERIOUS?! Awesome."
Spooning is great for like 15-20 minutes until you get to that awkward "what do I do with this arm?" part. I guess if you only have one arm, you can spoon indefinitely.
You STROKE and you NUZZLE
it's not rocket surgery
Not that arm, I know what to do with that arm. It's the arm that you have to lay on or she lays on or you lay your head on....it goes to sleep no matter where you put it.
You slide it under her neck in that little hollow between her head, shoulder, and bed
I only started to gain female friends in University.
The girls in my highschool, before college, were all very very bitchy and self involved, and not one of them had been nice to my friends so to hell with me being friends with them.
Then in college I had one or two but we never actually went and did friend things together, just talked when we were in school. I have only gone and done friend things with girls in when in University, and I actually regret that, because I do wish I had more female friends.
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Also one time we were camping and it was pretty cold. It was me and a girl/friend in my tent. She got cold in the middle of the night and decided she wanted to get in my sleeping bag with me. There was an awkward moment when I said "What are you going to do when you wake up in the morning and I'm sporting?"
"If you're ready, I'm willing"
I laughed but secretly part of me was like "FOR SERIOUS?! Awesome."
Spooning is great for like 15-20 minutes until you get to that awkward "what do I do with this arm?" part. I guess if you only have one arm, you can spoon indefinitely.
You STROKE and you NUZZLE
it's not rocket surgery
Not that arm, I know what to do with that arm. It's the arm that you have to lay on or she lays on or you lay your head on....it goes to sleep no matter where you put it.
You slide it under her neck in that little hollow between her head, shoulder, and bed
and then you tickle her a little
oh my i'm getting a little excited woo
Well yeah that works for 15-20 minutes and then the arm falls asleep.
Only problem with the "only having one arm" thing is that you could only spoon in one direction.
That was the funny part. I deliberately slept on the floor to avoid sharing a bed with anyone. But stupid drunk idiot-girl has to keep poking and prodding and dragging me around when I'm trying to sleep until she arranges me in some sort of spooning position, at which point she finally let me go to sleep. Next day I find out she thought I was someone else and now I refuse to sleep in the same room as anyone else, ever.
Also one time we were camping and it was pretty cold. It was me and a girl/friend in my tent. She got cold in the middle of the night and decided she wanted to get in my sleeping bag with me. There was an awkward moment when I said "What are you going to do when you wake up in the morning and I'm sporting?"
"If you're ready, I'm willing"
I laughed but secretly part of me was like "FOR SERIOUS?! Awesome."
I AM PLANNING A CAMPING TRIP RIGHT NOW.
We did not have sex.
We were too big for the zipper to close so we put her sleeping bag kindof over mine. I woke up the next morning outside both sleeping bags, freezing my ass off, her sweating from being inside 2 sleeping bags instead of one.
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Wait, how old are you again?
Does anyone remember that one guy from a while back who insisted there was no such thing as a platonic relationship, and that one or both parties will always harbour romantic/sexual intent, even if they don't act on it?
I loved that revelation because it meant there are three or four women out there who secretly want to sleep with me, did wonders for my ego
Heating vent?
Maybe this is why Elldren likes amputees
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I got so molested that night
That would smell.
So awful.
For -ever-.
EDIT: When I spoon, I am usually the big spoon (always) and I tend to put the one arm (over) around them, and the (under) arm just gets stuffed beneath their pillow.
I have female friends, just none that I've platonically slept with.
and then you tickle her a little
oh my i'm getting a little excited woo
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"If you're ready, I'm willing"
I laughed but secretly part of me was like "FOR SERIOUS?! Awesome."
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what then punk
technically the body hair committed rape not me
The girls in my highschool, before college, were all very very bitchy and self involved, and not one of them had been nice to my friends so to hell with me being friends with them.
Then in college I had one or two but we never actually went and did friend things together, just talked when we were in school. I have only gone and done friend things with girls in when in University, and I actually regret that, because I do wish I had more female friends.
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let's eat our own hands
"okay, give me a minute"
"give me a minute to eat my own hands"
I AM PLANNING A CAMPING TRIP RIGHT NOW.
Well yeah that works for 15-20 minutes and then the arm falls asleep.
Only problem with the "only having one arm" thing is that you could only spoon in one direction.
You like hair eh?
:winky:
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You're playing with fire, Mojo.
I'm rubbing my belly hair right now just for you.
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yes
And this fire will go straight to burning your ring!
We did not have sex.
We were too big for the zipper to close so we put her sleeping bag kindof over mine. I woke up the next morning outside both sleeping bags, freezing my ass off, her sweating from being inside 2 sleeping bags instead of one.
Woo!
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I wasn't allowed to go into class when I had the deranged hamster disease.