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[Mini Phalla] WoW:Lord Phállazak Game Over. Evils win!

Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter ShillRegistered User regular
edited March 2009 in Critical Failures
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Element Brian: Ok guys, new outdoor boss and lets make sure everyone is clear on this, he resets for 30 days, so if we wipe then thats it, not more chances, if you die, then your dead, tough luck....

Element Brian: Now before we start theres some stuff we should go over, he will attack in Phases, that means there will be fighting then there will be a short break for us to recover, then he will come back, all the while other mob will be around so dont get feared into the welps PLEEEAAASE. Also at the very end of each phase he will randomly target someone and INSTANTLY K.O. them so hope that your agro isn't too high and that the Main Tank is doing his job..

Borface: Dont worry, once things are handled, we should have no problem getting the rest of the raid killed and ninjalooting him

Element Brian: What the hell....

Borface: ahh man..did I just say that in Guild Chat...

Borface has left the raid.
Borface has left the guild.


A group of your raid has decided that they want all the "Phat Loots" to themselves, thats right, they are freaking ninja looters. But thats not going to stop you from taking down this boss. You'll have to work together to down the boss AND discover and remove from the raid the ninja looters ( stupid ninja looters)

Element Brian: now listen up you are going to DPS Very Very Slowly, and by slowly I mean FREAKING Slow, if you get Agro you are going to lose 50 DKP because you didn't know what the crap to do..

This is a mini-phalla. It’s a smaller version of a phalla.

What’s a phalla? Click here for details.

Each night you must vote to kick from the raid who you think is a ninja looter.
Vote in bolded red, like this; !vote. Retractions are not necessary.

Each night will last 24 hours and end at 9:00 PM or 2100 PST. Thats Seattle time, and seeing as how my work schedule is subject to change sometimes, if there is any changes I will post it in the narration, but not likely...

Standard Phalla rules apply, dont anonymously PM someone or give things away, keep it fun, and if you make a Proboards, please PM me.

World of Warcraft you say?

Yes, this Phalla will be based off of World of Warcraft, here is a wiki link in case this is your first time on the internet ever and dont know what WoW is.

In addition to voting out the bad guys, you will also be taking down a new outdoor raid boss, meaning everyone will get some sort of role, if atleast the ability to cause white damage and help somewhat at taking down the boss...

Clarifications

Everybody recieved a normal villager pm and a class. Everybody also has an inital attack which was made clear in your PM, (the first attack I mentioned) This attack will be used automatically each night unless you choose something otherwise.
[Guild] [Element Brian] Another Clarification because people have brought it up, everyone has different numbers coorsponding to there character each night. Meaning if you are a warrior the number you have to guess is say, 3. Then another warrior will have his own personal number to guess, could be 3, could be something else...



Day 1 Beginning
Day 1 End
Day 2 End

Player List



1.Jaysonfour
3. Andrew Ryan
17.enlightenedbum
23.Crimsoncoyote
26.Keika

Deaths

Day 1:


Kime - Voted off (Warlock - Villager)
TheLawinator - Certainly didn't get the heals he was due... (Priest - Villager)
Ohtsam - Hand picked by raidleader to leave the game. (Rogue - Ninja Looter)
Rainfall - KO'd by Lord Phállazak (Paladin - Gaurdian)

Dead
Kuhlmeye - Voted out - Priest, vote manip.
Fiaryn - Hand Picked by raid leader - Rogue, Mason
Andrew Ryan - Someone threw their Agro on him.. - Mage, Raid Leader
Wildcat - Sure didn't get healed... - Paladin

Deaths

The_Reflection - leeroyed - Druid (battle rezzer)
Gumpy - leeroyed - Mage (Ninja Looter)
Orange Soda - leeroyed - Warrior
WilDPanthA05 - leeroyed - Paladin (Leeroy Jenkins)
Sticks - K.O.'d - Shaman
Malkor - didn't get healed - Warlock

Tehsloth - Voted out - Warrior (Ninja Looter)
Blueblue - Picked up James's agro - Rogue
James - Hand Picked to leave raid - Hunter (NinjaLooter)
Micro - AFK and taken advantage of - Priest

Deaths

Ohtsam(again) - Voted off - Rogue (Ninja Looter)
Abotkin - Didn't get healed - Warrior (Main Tank)
Dusda - caught someones agro - Priest

Deaths

Tehspectre - Voted off - Mage
Darian - Didn't Get healed - Shaman (seer)
Toxic Toys - K.O.'d - Hunter

Frostmist - Voted out - Hunter
WhiteZinfandel - K.O.'d - Warrior
Macguffin - didn't get healed - Priest (Gaurdian)

Battled Rezzed

Andrew Ryan
Ohtsam

This is my first time hosting a Phalla, please be nice to me.

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    JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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    Andrew RyanAndrew Ryan Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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    edited February 2009
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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Still 8 spots open..It would be great if we could get this started tonight...

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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    KeikaKeika Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Registered User regular
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    edited February 2009
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
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    Keika wrote: »
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    Welcome to phalla, Keika!

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sweet, I'm getting anxious to send out PMs, Sign ups will close with one more slot or untill 7PM PST ( I want to have time to send out pms and give everyone a full 24 hours for the day)

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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Woo Vote Close, working on PM's

    Still reserve spots open in case someone else drops out..

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    TehSpectreTehSpectre Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    If I am not a mage, heads will roll.

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    crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    If I am not a mage, heads will roll.

    Ew. Mage....

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Can I be the raid boss?

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    TheLawinator wrote: »
    Can I be the raid boss?

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    No..no you can't..

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    [Raid] [James]: summons
    [Raid] [James]: can i get a summon
    [Raid] [James]: ???

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