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[Phalla] PhallaMan Zero: Final Day: Maverick (Mafia) Victory!

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  • Bliss 101Bliss 101 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Good morning, Phalluses and Phallettes.

    I disctinctly remember DamnedLibrarian killing me in the past. It's time for punishment!

    Bliss 101 on
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  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So we're voting for Kime because he rang the gong, right?

    Kay2 on
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Kay wrote: »
    So we're voting for Kime because he rang the gong, right?

    That's it. I'm evil and you are dying tonight :twisted:! Die die die die!

    kime on
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  • OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    After watching Kime get bandwagoned on Day 1 in the WoW phalla purely because of flavour text, i gotta say guys, let him stay alive for atleast a little bit

    (I really can't believe you guys killed him based off of flavour text..)

    You REALLY expected otherwise?
    How naive of you.

    Ohtsam on
  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Man, I wish I was better at witty phalla banter so I had something to talk to someone about.

    Anyways, I'm not gonna vote for kime, cause we rocked house in the Fatal Fury phalla. Instead, I'm gonna vote for !Bliss 101, simply because you were the first person to vote before me.

    kuhlmeye on
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  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ohtsam wrote: »
    After watching Kime get bandwagoned on Day 1 in the WoW phalla purely because of flavour text, i gotta say guys, let him stay alive for atleast a little bit

    (I really can't believe you guys killed him based off of flavour text..)

    You REALLY expected otherwise?
    How naive of you.

    I do kind of feel bad for him though. I mean, people really should know better.

    Sticks on
  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Kay wrote: »
    So we're voting for Kime because he rang the gong, right?

    That's it. I'm evil and you are dying tonight :twisted:! Die die die die!

    Evil Vigilante? D:

    Or did you steal another one of those weird notebooks?

    Kay2 on
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Kay wrote: »
    So we're voting for Kime because he rang the gong, right?

    That's it. I'm evil and you are dying tonight :twisted:! Die die die die!

    That doesn't help you much.

    Toxic Toys on
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  • VarcaynVarcayn Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Day 1 RNG says Toxic Toys.

    This thread is doing a fine job of convincing me that playing Megaman would be a swell idea now.

    Varcayn on
  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    This kime bandwagon seems about as non-sensical as Toxic Toys and Mr D are evil.

    Besides, I'm trying to start a kime bandwagon in the other phalla. Don't sabotage my chances!

    B:L on
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  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Day 1... it is a silly place. Current Spreadsheet (up to post 451)

    Vote Count:
    kime - 6 votes

    Ianator - 3 votes
    Toxic Toys - 3 votes
    warban - 3 votes

    abotkin - 2 votes
    DamnedLibrarian - 2 votes
    Doxa - 2 votes
    lonelyahava - 2 votes
    Marshmallow - 2 votes
    Mr. Defecation - 2 votes
    Tommy2Hands - 2 votes
    Zandracon - 2 votes

    Andrew Ryan - 1 vote
    Bliss 101 - 1 vote
    crimsoncoyote - 1 vote
    Daius - 1 vote
    DevoutlyApathetic - 1 vote
    Egos - 1 vote
    Element Brian - 1 vote
    enlightenedbum - 1 vote
    Exarch - 1 vote
    iamtheaznman - 1 vote
    jackisreal - 1 vote
    MacGuffin - 1 vote
    MrBlarney - 1 vote
    Osvik - 1 vote
    precisionk - 1 vote
    Rend - 1 vote
    Savant - 1 vote
    Sticks - 1 vote
    Tertiee - 1 vote
    The_Reflection - 1 vote
    Wildcat - 1 vote
    WilDPanthA05 - 1 vote
    Witch Doctor, DBM - 1 vote
    Zellpher - 1 vote

    10 players remaining to vote.

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Seriously people, two Kime bandwagons in a row? You could at least leave a gap between them.

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  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Attention:

    Egos has withdrawn from the game

    He is replaced by Shamus

    Romantic Undead on
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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dun dun duunnnnn...

    crimsoncoyote on
  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So, do I man up and try to save Kime from another day-one voteoff by retracting my vote and putting it on, oh, I dunno. Warban or something, thus possibly provoking a ME bandwagon for trying to push it off an evildude, or just sit here and say nothing- wait. I've said too much already.

    Kay2 on
  • HellbunnyHellbunny Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I think Kime deserves a break, if only through day one. I'm tossing my vote out for !ToxicToys. Your avatar of Zero was totally cooler than mine. I'm mad at you, now.

    Hellbunny on
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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Dun dun duunnnnn...

    Shamus is here

    Shamus on
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Funny, it looks like precisionk is here disguised as Shamus.

    enlightenedbum on
    Self-righteousness is incompatible with coalition building.
  • RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Funny, it looks like precisionk is here disguised as Shamus.

    ZING!

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  • SavantSavant Simply Barbaric Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So, I've thought some length on it, and it's somewhat true Kime has never really rolled an evil role for quite some time.

    So, under the laws of probability he would have the same chance as anyone right now to be evil, BUT due to his previous streak of good roles, or common village roles, it should be understood that such streaks normally do not last and must inevitably come to an end.

    So under the possibility that Kimes' good streak is ended I suggest voting for him, because if it can happen it will happen and thus Kime can most likely be evil this game.

    Switching my vote to !Mr. D for abuse of math. Probability does not work that way!

    Savant on
  • garroad_rangarroad_ran Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Obbi wrote: »
    Currently, you say

    what would happen if the hotel door number were to change in the course of ~16 hours?

    I would have to re-evaluate the evidence! That may indeed be the case tomorrow, but for today I'm still in the same awful room.
    The hotel I'm currently staying at is under construction. My room was literally "finished" yesterday and is the only room in the entire fifth floor that is completed. The rest of the floor is still very much a construction zone, complete with missing windows, unfinished floors, and loose cables carrying 220v.

    But just because I feel like playing with numbers, the numbers in my hotel room subtract to 4. While I still doubt kime, I'll vote warban because subtraction is obviously more evil than addition.

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Warban you know why.

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  • fadingathedgesfadingathedges Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    Seriously people, two Kime bandwagons in a row? You could at least leave a gap between them.

    I'll second that this would be a bit harsh ;p

    Plus there's always day 2 :D

    fadingathedges on
  • ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I prefer !Ianator.

    Exarch on
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  • fadingathedgesfadingathedges Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !MacGuffin, I've still got my optical sensor on you - but sorry !Warban you're the victim of circumstance here. I don't want someone to get bandwagon'd twice in a row.

    fadingathedges on
  • FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    day 1! !precisionk

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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ianator!?

    Shamus on
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Daius wrote: »
    Seriously people, two Kime bandwagons in a row? You could at least leave a gap between them.

    I'll second that this would be a bit harsh ;p

    Plus there's always day 2 :D

    Oh come on, vote for me people! If B:L succeeds, I can get three Day-1 bandwagons in two days! I think I'd be rather proud of that.

    Of course, then I'd have to grudge everyone who participated in any of those Phallas. And you would all face my mighty and unspeakable wrath. But it'd be fun nonetheless!

    kime on
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  • warbanwarban Who the Hoof do you think we are? Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Ianator Since i don't want kime to die I'm going to switch my vote.

    warban on
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  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    If any of you happen to be mavericks, I would appreciate it if you would get off the Ianator bandwagon. I don't want to be associated with you dirty bastards later on if he turns out to be innocent.

    Thank you for your understanding and cooperation.

    Sticks on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    !Shamus

    Because I am ruthless.

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  • OatsOats Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    FrostMist wrote: »
    day 1! !precisionk

    This man knows the score.

    Oats on
  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Ianator, primarily because I don't want to see Kime suck down another day 1 bandwagon, that's just not cool... even though he did vote for me EVERY DAY in phatal phury.... I deserved it though.

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    "Oh poor Kime!"

    "It's just so uncool to vote him out Day 1 like this!"

    "If only Zot were here!"

    Well, he ain't, so someone's gonna have to do!

    Obbi on
  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Did we vote Zot out on Day 0 or something?

    Burnage on
  • ZellpherZellpher Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Daius wrote: »
    Seriously people, two Kime bandwagons in a row? You could at least leave a gap between them.

    I'll second that this would be a bit harsh ;p

    Plus there's always day 2 :D

    Oh come on, vote for me people! If B:L succeeds, I can get three Day-1 bandwagons in two days! I think I'd be rather proud of that.

    Of course, then I'd have to grudge everyone who participated in any of those Phallas. And you would all face my mighty and unspeakable wrath. But it'd be fun nonetheless!

    Hey man, I didn't vote for you. At least not directly... 8-)

    Zellpher on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Obbi wrote: »
    "Oh poor Kime!"

    "It's just so uncool to vote him out Day 1 like this!"

    "If only Zot were here!"

    Well, he ain't, so someone's gonna have to do!
    Know who would make a good new Zot?

    Toxic Toys.

    He hates fun as much as Zot ever did.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Obbi wrote: »
    "Oh poor Kime!"

    "It's just so uncool to vote him out Day 1 like this!"

    "If only Zot were here!"

    Well, he ain't, so someone's gonna have to do!
    Know who would make a good new Zot?

    Toxic Toys.

    He hates fun as much as Zot ever did.

    I like fun. Just in small bite size pieces.

    Toxic Toys on
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  • Kristmas KthulhuKristmas Kthulhu Currently Kultist Kthulhu Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I was thinking about why I got a vote for me, when it hit me: the village is only considered good because they're the majority.

    With conversion mechanics, if you have the same number of people you started with, but have a majority on the Mafia side, then wouldn't the village then be considered evil? I mean, you say one thing now, but who knows how you'll feel in the near future? If you indiscriminately attack people who you view as your enemies, you might end up weakening yourself if you end up having to change sides.

    Whether or not the two sides' views can coexist is another matter entirely: perhaps it is necessary to eliminate the few for the benefit of many. But which side could be considered 'the few' or 'the many' can change at any moment. How will we ever know we did the right thing if we're not even in charge of which point of view we adopt?

    Hell, when it comes down to it, we could choose to not kill each other at all, and cooperate in getting one side to convert to the other. That way, everyone lives, and we all win. Isn't that the most basic end we all seek? Does anyone else believe this could ever be possible?

    Kristmas Kthulhu on
  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I was thinking about why I got a vote for me, when it hit me: the village is only considered good because they're the majority.

    With conversion mechanics, if you have the same number of people you started with, but have a majority on the Mafia side, then wouldn't the village then be considered evil? I mean, you say one thing now, but who knows how you'll feel in the near future? If you indiscriminately attack people who you view as your enemies, you might end up weakening yourself if you end up having to change sides.

    Whether or not the two sides' views can coexist is another matter entirely: perhaps it is necessary to eliminate the few for the benefit of many. But which side could be considered 'the few' or 'the many' can change at any moment. How will we ever know we did the right thing if we're not even in charge of which point of view we adopt?

    Hell, when it comes down to it, we could choose to not kill each other at all, and cooperate in getting one side to convert to the other. That way, everyone lives, and we all win. Isn't that the most basic end we all seek? Does anyone else believe this could ever be possible?

    Ignoring the possibility that faction X doesnt have to kill faction Y as part of their win condition, you still have to account for neutrals and truly evil serial killer type roles. Its a lofty goal, but probably too idealistic to be implemented. Plus it would kinda take the fun out of the game a little.

    "OK, everyone wait your turn while faction Z converts you to their cause. It should only take another 45 days."

    Sticks on
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