In general, cereal commercials fall into two categories:
1. Cereal Larceny, in which children are often depicted as stealing cereal for no good goddamn reason
2. Adults Are So Dumb, in which adults question a child's choice of breakfast foods in an often exaggerated manner that depicts adults as "lame."
"Sweety, why do you want Sugar Coated AIDS Clusters of Crack for breakfast?"
each episode starts with about 2 minutes of something that is only there to lead them to some crazy stupid scenario, all to get to the famous star-of-the-week
Occasionlly they have these good digital shorts which aren't live
such as Lazy Sunday or Dick in a Box
Ah. Well now I know.
And knowing is half the battle. Or something.
Also, every older Treehouse of Horror still cracks my shit up. I mean it, every shit has a huge crack in it, after I watch one.
Course, I guess that was back when the Simpsons was a real show.
I tried making my own Cookie Crisp once when I was desperate for breakfast at a friends house. He had almost nothing to eat except a box of chocolate chip cookies in I found in the way back of his cupboard. So I figured 'Hey I'll just crumble these up in a bowl and throw some milk on 'em!' Cause I mean come on Cookie Crisp is like cookies for breakfast so why not the real thing? Well it tasted nothing like Cookie Crisp and the cookies I crumbled in there just disintegrated after about a minute and after a few bites I figured out they were months past their good by date.
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"Sweety, why do you want Sugar Coated AIDS Clusters of Crack for breakfast?"
"Oh mom, you just don't get it."
He's got a rainbow beak
so do i
:winky:
anything that isn't all-bran or Raisin bran or Colon Blow wont fly.
he even gets all pissy when i purchase special K with stawberries (hey its really fuckin good.)
Im all "WTF man, you dont even EAT cereal"
There's a cereal called Colon Blow?
Awesome.
don't watch much SNL i guess, homp
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
well
it was good like 15 years ago
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
Not anymore, and I haven't watched a lot of the older stuff.
I've seen quite a few of the Will Ferrell, Tina Fey, etc. era, but other than that not really.
I heard it kinda blows now.
now it's about on par with Mad TV and is getting worse
they should have ended it a long time ago
same with the simpsons
You son of a bitch
you take that second one back right now
thats when it started going downhill
the phil hartman era was the greatest though
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Isn't Dick in a Box a new skit? Or am I just that out of touch?
Also, fuck MADTv. Fuck it right in the face.
as much as i love the simpsons
its been so bad
each episode starts with about 2 minutes of something that is only there to lead them to some crazy stupid scenario, all to get to the famous star-of-the-week
Occasionlly they have these good digital shorts which aren't live
such as Lazy Sunday or Dick in a Box
which alien one
Ah. Well now I know.
And knowing is half the battle. Or something.
Also, every older Treehouse of Horror still cracks my shit up. I mean it, every shit has a huge crack in it, after I watch one.
Course, I guess that was back when the Simpsons was a real show.
thats a great one
as is the Bigger Brother episode from season 4
some great Nick lines in that one
"Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit... until I ram this down your throat!"
and the line that is funny on many levels
"The most rewarding part is when he gave me my money!"
Is there really a time/place where either of those aren't appropriate?
Because I can't think of one.
Since it prominently features the twin towers.
Also the one where Bart becomes Burns' heir.
The part where he tries to kick the field goal
ive seen it like 30 times since then
really?
Oh, well it's out on dvd anyway so
good
it's a great episode
Only Khlav Khalash.
I use coffee sweetener
Now hear me out on this one
When you put sugar in, it sinks to the bottom of the bowl, and you have to scrape it off with each scoop just to get some in the spoon
And when you drink the milk at the end it's all milkmilkmilkmilkOHGODSOLIDGLOBOFSUGAR
But sweetener? Dissolves in the milk, evenly distributed with every spoonful.
The eventual cancer will be worth it.