I basically only play -sd, anyway. Just gotta take what they give you, me and my buddies play mostly int, though. Just better synergy and teamwork potential.
In college I knew this dude with a fucking massive hammer. His girlfriend would only let him put it in her ass, though, because she wanted to stay a "virgin." One of those Christian things. He was a debauched lunatic, but he was more than happy to just put it in her ass. But they'd only have sex in the shower because he was afraid that he'd finish inside her and it'd drain out, turn the corner, and get her pregnant.
In college I knew this dude with a fucking massive hammer. His girlfriend would only let him put it in her ass, though, because she wanted to stay a "virgin." One of those Christian things. He was a debauched lunatic, but he was more than happy to just put it in her ass. But they'd only have sex in the shower because he was afraid that he'd finish inside her and it'd drain out, turn the corner, and get her pregnant.
In college I knew this dude with a fucking massive hammer. His girlfriend would only let him put it in her ass, though, because she wanted to stay a "virgin." One of those Christian things. He was a debauched lunatic, but he was more than happy to just put it in her ass. But they'd only have sex in the shower because he was afraid that he'd finish inside her and it'd drain out, turn the corner, and get her pregnant.
"DON'T SIT ON THAT CHAIR. My semen has been there."
"Are you ... are you serious?"
"You know what ... you should probably just get out of this house ..."
In college I knew this dude with a fucking massive hammer. His girlfriend would only let him put it in her ass, though, because she wanted to stay a "virgin." One of those Christian things. He was a debauched lunatic, but he was more than happy to just put it in her ass. But they'd only have sex in the shower because he was afraid that he'd finish inside her and it'd drain out, turn the corner, and get her pregnant.
o_O
You could argue this is a need for more sex-ed. I'm going to argue this is a need for a common sense class though.
In college I knew this dude with a fucking massive hammer. His girlfriend would only let him put it in her ass, though, because she wanted to stay a "virgin." One of those Christian things. He was a debauched lunatic, but he was more than happy to just put it in her ass. But they'd only have sex in the shower because he was afraid that he'd finish inside her and it'd drain out, turn the corner, and get her pregnant.
I just have this cartoonish mental picture of this giant horde of sperm (RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE) exiting the anus, then turning so abruptly towards the vajayjay that it leaves skidmarks and a large cloud of road dust.
:...:
On second thought, this isn't as funny upon secondary review.
In college I knew this dude with a fucking massive hammer. His girlfriend would only let him put it in her ass, though, because she wanted to stay a "virgin." One of those Christian things. He was a debauched lunatic, but he was more than happy to just put it in her ass. But they'd only have sex in the shower because he was afraid that he'd finish inside her and it'd drain out, turn the corner, and get her pregnant.
It's stories like these that make me miss techinicalvirgin.com.
Also, Ronaldo I almost reported your mass murder ranting for Awesome but I stopped becauase MY POST TIMER!!!!!
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In college I knew this dude with a fucking massive hammer. His girlfriend would only let him put it in her ass, though, because she wanted to stay a "virgin." One of those Christian things. He was a debauched lunatic, but he was more than happy to just put it in her ass. But they'd only have sex in the shower because he was afraid that he'd finish inside her and it'd drain out, turn the corner, and get her pregnant.
In college I knew this dude with a fucking massive hammer. His girlfriend would only let him put it in her ass, though, because she wanted to stay a "virgin." One of those Christian things. He was a debauched lunatic, but he was more than happy to just put it in her ass. But they'd only have sex in the shower because he was afraid that he'd finish inside her and it'd drain out, turn the corner, and get her pregnant.
o_O
You could argue this is a need for more sex-ed. I'm going to argue this is a need for a common sense class though.
In college I knew this dude with a fucking massive hammer. His girlfriend would only let him put it in her ass, though, because she wanted to stay a "virgin." One of those Christian things. He was a debauched lunatic, but he was more than happy to just put it in her ass. But they'd only have sex in the shower because he was afraid that he'd finish inside her and it'd drain out, turn the corner, and get her pregnant.
o_O
You could argue this is a need for more sex-ed. I'm going to argue this is a need for a common sense class though.
In college I knew this dude with a fucking massive hammer. His girlfriend would only let him put it in her ass, though, because she wanted to stay a "virgin." One of those Christian things. He was a debauched lunatic, but he was more than happy to just put it in her ass. But they'd only have sex in the shower because he was afraid that he'd finish inside her and it'd drain out, turn the corner, and get her pregnant.
o_O
You could argue this is a need for more sex-ed. I'm going to argue this is a need for a common sense class though.
jesus dislikes common sense
heathen
This is why he put a bunny in charge of the church
SANCTUS DOMINUS.
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In college I knew this dude with a fucking massive hammer. His girlfriend would only let him put it in her ass, though, because she wanted to stay a "virgin." One of those Christian things. He was a debauched lunatic, but he was more than happy to just put it in her ass. But they'd only have sex in the shower because he was afraid that he'd finish inside her and it'd drain out, turn the corner, and get her pregnant.
"DON'T SIT ON THAT CHAIR. My semen has been there."
"Are you ... are you serious?"
"You know what ... you should probably just get out of this house ..."
"...are you serious?"
"You should probably get out of this town."
No, seriously, you don't even know. This is when I was living in the dorms, and we had communal showers, right? Of the three shower stalls on that floor, you just didn't use one of them.
In college I knew this dude with a fucking massive hammer. His girlfriend would only let him put it in her ass, though, because she wanted to stay a "virgin." One of those Christian things. He was a debauched lunatic, but he was more than happy to just put it in her ass. But they'd only have sex in the shower because he was afraid that he'd finish inside her and it'd drain out, turn the corner, and get her pregnant.
"DON'T SIT ON THAT CHAIR. My semen has been there."
"Are you ... are you serious?"
"You know what ... you should probably just get out of this house ..."
"...are you serious?"
"You should probably get out of this town."
No, seriously, you don't even know. This is when I was living in the dorms, and we had communal showers, right? Of the three shower stalls on that floor, you just didn't use one of them.
And this is why I opt to remain alone rather than pick up one of the really dumb girls who thinks I'm some kind of genius because I'm not clinically retarded and finds that hot.
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So wait would they have sex while other people were in the showers too?
In college I knew this dude with a fucking massive hammer. His girlfriend would only let him put it in her ass, though, because she wanted to stay a "virgin." One of those Christian things. He was a debauched lunatic, but he was more than happy to just put it in her ass. But they'd only have sex in the shower because he was afraid that he'd finish inside her and it'd drain out, turn the corner, and get her pregnant.
"DON'T SIT ON THAT CHAIR. My semen has been there."
"Are you ... are you serious?"
"You know what ... you should probably just get out of this house ..."
"...are you serious?"
"You should probably get out of this town."
No, seriously, you don't even know. This is when I was living in the dorms, and we had communal showers, right? Of the three shower stalls on that floor, you just didn't use one of them.
OH GOD OH GOD
What? I don't get it. How are the communal showers connected tOH MY GOD!!
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But have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior and admitted that even though you are a sinner he will always love you and only through his death can your life be saved?
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edited February 2009
I'm not a heathen, actually. But hey, when the day of Judgement comes I'll put in a good word for some of you.
As long as your name isn't Obs.
edit: Actually, you can't work for comcast either. It's nothing personal, but it turns out that Satan owns Comcast. Yeah.
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Not all revenants are Razor.
Now you're making me want to play DOTA.
But nobody is online.
I'm not playing with pubbies.
Fuck.
Naw, we covered those a long time ago.
YOUR LACK OF ORIGINALITY OFFENDS ME BUAHAHAHAHAA *strokes long white beard*
DAS DINGO
RHASTA IN THIS BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Naw, we covered those a long time ago.
YOUR LACK OF ORIGINALITY IS FABULOUS *strokes short azn dick*[/QUOTE]
I basically only play -sd, anyway. Just gotta take what they give you, me and my buddies play mostly int, though. Just better synergy and teamwork potential.
EDIT: Edited because I am a dumb shit.
If Japanese porn has taught m anything their dicks are permanently pixelated
thanks for sharing.....
"DON'T SIT ON THAT CHAIR. My semen has been there."
"Are you ... are you serious?"
"You know what ... you should probably just get out of this house ..."
"...are you serious?"
"You should probably get out of this town."
o_O
You could argue this is a need for more sex-ed. I'm going to argue this is a need for a common sense class though.
I just have this cartoonish mental picture of this giant horde of sperm (RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE) exiting the anus, then turning so abruptly towards the vajayjay that it leaves skidmarks and a large cloud of road dust.
:...:
On second thought, this isn't as funny upon secondary review.
It's stories like these that make me miss techinicalvirgin.com.
Also, Ronaldo I almost reported your mass murder ranting for Awesome but I stopped becauase MY POST TIMER!!!!!
NNID: Hakkekage
jesus dislikes common sense
heathen
Edit: ooo lucky 7's.
Is today my lucky day?
NNID: Hakkekage
How many people in chat aren't heathens?
Morning Waz!
This is why he put a bunny in charge of the church
SANCTUS DOMINUS.
did you ask me about KoL the other day? if so, what's your screenname?
I like it when, upon waking, somebody immediately apologizes to me.
edit: My KoL SN is Wazilla. I am a level 4 Pastamancer. My ass is bad
edit2: Hey Inquis!
No, seriously, you don't even know. This is when I was living in the dorms, and we had communal showers, right? Of the three shower stalls on that floor, you just didn't use one of them.
It's your lucky day for getting ass fucked in the shower by my other brother Darrell.
yeah, it made me feel physically ill and i lost sleep
NNID: Hakkekage
I'm not a saint.
I'm boring.
OH GOD OH GOD
So wait would they have sex while other people were in the showers too?
cause...fuckin' brazen
NNID: Hakkekage
I'm pretty sure you're a heathen.
At the very least you're probably an infidel.
What? I don't get it. How are the communal showers connected tOH MY GOD!!
Voyeurism can be fun man.
I don't do anything evil, though.
I don't do anything good, either.
I'm boring.
do you have a familiar yet?
leprechauns, blood faced volleyballs, and gravy fairies are particularly useful.
Oh so that's what you're confused about.
You only have to do stuff that other people consider evil to be an infidel.
For instance: Masturbation
EDIT: Dyna, I've got an 8lb mosquito but it doesn't seem overly useful. I will look into the other familiars.
But have you accepted Jesus as your lord and savior and admitted that even though you are a sinner he will always love you and only through his death can your life be saved?
As long as your name isn't Obs.
edit: Actually, you can't work for comcast either. It's nothing personal, but it turns out that Satan owns Comcast. Yeah.