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Soon before this couple broke up, this big fat freshman walked in on them while they were doing it. Also know that their behavior was a massive violation of the rules, and if the housing department knew about it, they both would have been expelled from school immediately.
Anyway, the freshman is scarred and angry. So he does some surveilance and sees them going in there the next week, grabs a bucket of ice water, runs in, and dumps it on them. The next thing we saw was the fat freshman running as fast as he could and screaming his lungs out, followed by Mr. Mandingo, stark naked with a still-rigid donger flopping around. They both wind up outside where Mandingo tackles freshy, wipes his hand on his junk, rubs it in freshy's face screaming "SMELL IT YOU VIRGIN BITCH! SMELL IT! SMELL IT!"
Or be me.
Tee hee. You hate me.
You were even all, "Ronaldo should be infracted!"
Yeah I should,
fer kickin' yer ass.
D: isn't strong enough
I never claimed to be anything other then a heathen.
That is fucking amazing.
NNID: Hakkekage
D:
I think there's just a line there.
No JC. Hippie is cool, man.
Oh, Ok, well come on then.
WH: NOOOOOOOOO!
I don't get it.
in the pooper man
POOOPER
oh man
You kidding me? I'd be glad to get in, then I'd bitch out God for being a redundant lazy bitch.
Schadenfreude. Fatty was asking for it.
Sexual assault is not funny.
In other news re: poopers
Today is Fat Tuesday.
Go out, drink some t3h b33rz, get drunk, and get a [wo]man on top of you.
Err ... not what I had in mind, but it's a start.
You're being very boring today.
Last weekend, merely by sitting at Starbucks and looking, as one girl called it "cross", I get three new phone numbers and a free lapdance. The dance may seem unrelated, but I'm sure it figures strongly into the causal web. I also got a new contact today as a direct result of one of the others.
Go me.
...
There's another shoe around here somewhere. I hope to god it's another girl.
It's 11:16, I have time to work on it. I can be even more boring.
I watched Angel a lot, but I was just too young and stupid to get into debates over this.
And now I really need to talk about it, and I'm just too late to the party.
Crap...
What in the fuck
You should watch good TV instead.
Loren is a shining white rock awash in a sea of yellow.
In my rush to wax poetic about Loren, I have inadvertantly compared him to a urinal cake.
ass kicked.
Seriously.
Totally Fucking Awesome.
Hahahaha
I was just trying to figure out if the girlies were on him due to "ooo foreigner" of if he was just one really suave ass asian dude.
300 apm isn't just something they do in Starcraft.
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
The lapdance was by two other girls. They are not included among the aforementioned numbers I received.
Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Also I'm impressed he managed to keep a hard on going through ice water.
There's no time for that now!
What is being raced?
If not... man what
Go out, liquor up and fornicate.
I expect stories tomorrow.
If you can't liquor up and fornicate, spend the day writing a story about how you did. GAHD.