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Obama's first (not really) State of the Union - Texts in OP

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    ObsObs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Man we really need to build a new chamber this shit is small and packed.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    And there's Durbin. I <3 Dick.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    So much clapping...

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    No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Man that sounds deafening.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Is Obama entering in between risers or something. He's buried underneath white people.

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    werehippywerehippy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    mxmarks wrote: »
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    Holder is the designated survivor for whoever was curious.

    I always found this absolutley facinating. Just imagine being him right now.

    I always thought it was pretty stupid to leave the designee in Washington after WWII. Anything that can happen to kill everyone in the Capitol building has a high liklihood of killing any given person in the DC metro area.

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    GlaealGlaeal Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    Holder is the designated survivor for whoever was curious.
    THANK YOU.

    I've been wondering who it was.

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    ObsObs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Holder is in Guantanamo

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    werehippy wrote: »
    mxmarks wrote: »
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    Holder is the designated survivor for whoever was curious.

    I always found this absolutley facinating. Just imagine being him right now.

    I always thought it was pretty stupid to leave the designee in Washington after WWII. Anything that can happen to kill everyone in the Capitol building has a high liklihood of killing any given person in the DC metro area.

    I'm sure there's a tunnel from Washington to somewhere safe leading from wherever they keep him.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    mxmarks wrote: »
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    Holder is the designated survivor for whoever was curious.

    I always found this absolutley facinating. Just imagine being him right now.

    Sitting alone on the couch with a pint of ice cream watching the fun on TV surrounded by Secret Service agents in an undisclosed bunker on the wrong side of town.

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    mxmarksmxmarks Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MKR wrote: »
    werehippy wrote: »
    mxmarks wrote: »
    enlightenedbum wrote: »
    Holder is the designated survivor for whoever was curious.

    I always found this absolutley facinating. Just imagine being him right now.

    I always thought it was pretty stupid to leave the designee in Washington after WWII. Anything that can happen to kill everyone in the Capitol building has a high liklihood of killing any given person in the DC metro area.

    I'm sure there's a tunnel from Washington to somewhere safe leading from wherever they keep him.

    Wherever he is, he has to feel like the most bad-ass person ever.

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    BTW I think Obama is going for hopium tonight. He's been setting it up for weeks, making sure everyone knows whats up. Now he's going to say "But can we do it?" Yes we can

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Obs wrote: »
    Man we really need to build a new chamber this shit is small and packed.

    joint sessions are pretty uncommon events

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    ObsObs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    so barack obama is president

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh shit he looks smug

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Oh my God their appetites are insatiable. Sit down!

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    GiantRoboGiantRobo Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    And so it begins...

    He should've put on sunglasses when he started speaking.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    And he flubs the protocol again. :lol:

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    mxmarksmxmarks Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    WE HAVE SUCH AN AWESOME PRES AND VICE PRES.

    When he turns to Biden and they both start smiling I just feel better.

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    werehippywerehippy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Standing ovations: 2

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    No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Woooo shout your woman Barack!

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    SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Michelle is so beautiful.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Oh my God their appetites are insatiable. Sit down!

    Everything Obama says is going to lead to a standing ovation isn't it.

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    werehippywerehippy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Standing ovations: 3

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Madame Speaker, Members of Congress; excuse me while I whip this out...
    blazing_saddles-cleavon_little.jpg

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    mxmarksmxmarks Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Biden is text messaging.

    EDIT: Ah nevermind, he just had some sort of booklet down on his lap, which he threw down and then led the standing ovation.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    MSNBC has an audience reaction bar

    what

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hopium! Steely optimism! Resolve! Be still, my beating heart

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    MSNBC has an audience reaction bar

    what

    :lol:

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    werehippywerehippy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Standing ovations: 4

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    No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    MSNBC has an audience reaction bar

    what

    Y not? I'm totally fapping right now.

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I got the shakes.... the hopium... its too pure!

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    stavesacrestavesacre Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I am curious, what were the envelopes that Obama handed to the speaker and Biden when he got to the podium?

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Sentry wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Olbermann blathering

    I think my roomie hates Obama, she just walked out in disgust

    Maybe she hates Olbermann?
    No, she hates Obama

    i also think she thinks she's Wiccan

    RON PAUL RON PAUL

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    stavesacre wrote: »
    I am curious, what were the envelopes that Obama handed to the speaker and Biden when he got to the podium?
    Paychecks

    (they're being laid off)

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    UEAKCrashUEAKCrash heh Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    MSNBC has an audience reaction bar

    what

    It went down a little bit on the McCain voters bar when he said we need to take responsibility for our future.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    God, Obama, we already know we drink oil like Yoohoos. Stop guilt-tripping us!

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    werehippywerehippy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    stavesacre wrote: »
    I am curious, what were the envelopes that Obama handed to the speaker and Biden when he got to the podium?

    The formal report on the status of the union. They're the constitutionally required part of the state of the union (presented to the heads of each chamber of congress).

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    mxmarksmxmarks Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    stavesacre wrote: »
    I am curious, what were the envelopes that Obama handed to the speaker and Biden when he got to the podium?

    Whatever it is they keep reading it and it distracts me.

    I hope its like, a magic trick...

    "Earlier I gave Joe and Nancy some envelopes. Now, I don't know the contents of them. Sir, may I see your wristwatch?"

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    stavesacre wrote: »
    I am curious, what were the envelopes that Obama handed to the speaker and Biden when he got to the podium?

    Copies of the speech I think
    werehippy wrote: »
    stavesacre wrote: »
    I am curious, what were the envelopes that Obama handed to the speaker and Biden when he got to the podium?

    The formal report on the status of the union. They're the constitutionally required part of the state of the union (presented to the heads of each chamber of congress).

    This isn't technically a state of the union I think

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