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Obama's first (not really) State of the Union - Texts in OP

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    werehippywerehippy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Standing ovations: 17/1

    Standing ovations: 18/1

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    ObsObs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Joe looks pissed

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    'Obama Curing Cancer' is going to be the satirical headline of the day.

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    werehippywerehippy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Standing ovations: 19/1

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    /stand
    Yey, Cancer!
    wait...BOO Cancer...yey CURING cancer!
    Yeah, cancer!

    Wait, cures, cures.

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    ObsObs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    lol wat did he just say we're gonna cure cancer too

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    _J_ wrote: »
    Marty81 wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    My professor told me that if I hate the number people in colleges today I need to hate the G.I. Bill.

    What?

    Obama mentioned the G.I. Bill. Professor said today that the G.I. Bill is one of the reasons why there are so many students in colleges in contemporary society.

    Which pisses me off because you don't need to go to college to be a plumber.

    /stands
    Yey us inventing the automobile!
    Woo horseless carriages!

    I don't understand why that pisses you off

    you're saying more people in college is...bad?

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Biden: "For fucks sake, Pelosi, if you stand up one more god damned time....."

    "I will have the secret service take you down, woman, don't think I won't."

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Begin this shit next week

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    Armored GorillaArmored Gorilla Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Joe has two settings, angry and manic.

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    ObsObs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    next year, our alternative energy plan with helium 3 shiekdom

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Medopine wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Marty81 wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    My professor told me that if I hate the number people in colleges today I need to hate the G.I. Bill.

    What?

    Obama mentioned the G.I. Bill. Professor said today that the G.I. Bill is one of the reasons why there are so many students in colleges in contemporary society.

    Which pisses me off because you don't need to go to college to be a plumber.

    /stands
    Yey us inventing the automobile!
    Woo horseless carriages!

    I don't understand why that pisses you off

    you're saying more people in college is...bad?
    There is a degradation in the value of a college degree nowadays...

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    werehippywerehippy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Standing ovations: 20/1

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    urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Health care reform better not wait another year... :(

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    Armored GorillaArmored Gorilla Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    If Lie To Me has taught me as much as I think it has, Joe chin thrust indicates he's mad about something ...

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    ObsObs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Marty81 wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    My professor told me that if I hate the number people in colleges today I need to hate the G.I. Bill.

    What?

    Obama mentioned the G.I. Bill. Professor said today that the G.I. Bill is one of the reasons why there are so many students in colleges in contemporary society.

    Which pisses me off because you don't need to go to college to be a plumber.

    /stands
    Yey us inventing the automobile!
    Woo horseless carriages!

    I don't understand why that pisses you off

    you're saying more people in college is...bad?
    There is a degradation in the value of a college degree nowadays...

    College degrees are the new highschool degrees now.

    You basically need like a masters or PHD to be worth a damn these days.

    Obs on
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Marty81 wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    My professor told me that if I hate the number people in colleges today I need to hate the G.I. Bill.

    What?

    Obama mentioned the G.I. Bill. Professor said today that the G.I. Bill is one of the reasons why there are so many students in colleges in contemporary society.

    Which pisses me off because you don't need to go to college to be a plumber.

    /stands
    Yey us inventing the automobile!
    Woo horseless carriages!

    I don't understand why that pisses you off

    you're saying more people in college is...bad?
    There is a degradation in the value of a college degree nowadays...

    Depends on the degree. Philosophy, perhaps. Engineers not so much. I'd say Architecture there as well, but I can't find a job. :(

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I saw McCain!

    He seemed smug for some reason

    Maybe he just hates standing up as much as Biden does

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    wow, the mccain :^: line is higher than the Obama :^: line on education

    Is it because education is being characterized as competition with other countries rather than OMG PEOPLE INTELLIGENT WAT

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    There's a definite section of GOPers who never stand up unless every single other person is up and maybe not then(not I'm not talking about SCOTUS)

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    SentrySentry Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    urahonky wrote: »
    Health care reform better not wait another year... :(

    Someone said something in another thread about how Health Care is perhaps the single most important thing we can do to fix the economy. For a lot of the reasons Obama just laid out.

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    'Fuck yeah, me too. What little kid ever pretended to be part of the lynch-mob?'
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    werehippywerehippy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Standing ovations: 21/1

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    No-QuarterNo-Quarter Nothing To Fear But Fear ItselfRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Obs wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Marty81 wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    My professor told me that if I hate the number people in colleges today I need to hate the G.I. Bill.

    What?

    Obama mentioned the G.I. Bill. Professor said today that the G.I. Bill is one of the reasons why there are so many students in colleges in contemporary society.

    Which pisses me off because you don't need to go to college to be a plumber.

    /stands
    Yey us inventing the automobile!
    Woo horseless carriages!

    I don't understand why that pisses you off

    you're saying more people in college is...bad?
    There is a degradation in the value of a college degree nowadays...

    College degrees are the new highschool degrees now.

    You basically need like a masters or PHD to be worth a damn these days.

    EXPERIENCE

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Marty81 wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    My professor told me that if I hate the number people in colleges today I need to hate the G.I. Bill.

    What?

    Obama mentioned the G.I. Bill. Professor said today that the G.I. Bill is one of the reasons why there are so many students in colleges in contemporary society.

    Which pisses me off because you don't need to go to college to be a plumber.

    /stands
    Yey us inventing the automobile!
    Woo horseless carriages!

    I don't understand why that pisses you off

    you're saying more people in college is...bad?
    There is a degradation in the value of a college degree nowadays...
    Because more people have them or because the quality of education is lower than it used to be?

    I don't have a problem with the first reason.

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    Armored GorillaArmored Gorilla Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    You know, I think Joe's probably thinking that he spent all those years in the Senate listening to various Presidential addresses to Congress and now that he's Vice President, his reward is that he gets to stare at the BACK of the President's head.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Hahahaha equating dropping out of high school with quitting on America. That was stupid.

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    HorusHorus Los AngelesRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    OMFG 1 year of higher training/education/vocation LEARN SOMETHING NEW OMFG I JUST ZERRRRRGGGGGGGG OMFG

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    ObsObs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    With all the standing ovations I wouldn't want to be a democrat in that chamber.

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Horus wrote: »
    OMFG 1 year of higher training/education/vocation LEARN SOMETHING NEW OMFG I JUST ZERRRRRGGGGGGGG OMFG

    are you drunk?

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    kevindeekevindee Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    He's gonna get big points for that with parents. Definitely.

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    werehippywerehippy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Standing ovations: 22/1

    Also, fuck yeah on education. Bring it home.

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    The Raging PlatypusThe Raging Platypus Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    hahaahahah holy shit

    Dropping out of high school is not just quitting on yourself, it's quitting on your country

    STUDY YOUR SATS MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAS

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    urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Damn I like that.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Horus wrote: »
    OMFG 1 year of higher training/education/vocation LEARN SOMETHING NEW OMFG I JUST ZERRRRRGGGGGGGG OMFG
    Yeah, that was pretty bold, I thought

    but i liked it

    :D

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    Medopine wrote: »
    I don't understand why that pisses you off

    you're saying more people in college is...bad?

    Saturating the market and so belittling the value of a degree is detrimental to the value of a degree. Setting a college degree as a requirement for any job is detrimental to the acquisition of jobs and, moreover, a confusion of the utility and role of a degree.

    Educating people is not detrimental. Creating a degree-mill state is problematic. Over-saturating the market is problematic.

    Professional Philosophy journals, the good ones, have a 95% rejection rate for journal submissions. That's over-saturation of the market. That is the result of sending too many people into higher education.

    Certain professions require certain kinds of training. Not everyone needs to attend a 4 year college to perform the tasks they shall perform in their lives.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    If he actually hits 28 standing ovations I'm going to freak, because that's the number I had imagined at first.

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    werehippywerehippy Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Standing ovations: 23/1

    Officially breaking the over/under

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Teddy isn't there is he :(

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    urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Sentry wrote: »
    urahonky wrote: »
    Health care reform better not wait another year... :(

    Someone said something in another thread about how Health Care is perhaps the single most important thing we can do to fix the economy. For a lot of the reasons Obama just laid out.

    Yep. I deal with being sick because I can't afford treatment... And that's with insurance.

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2009
    forget I asked

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