ok guys so I am going out to my fridge on the porch to get some milk to pour on my mini-wheats
I open the fridge and discover to my dismay that my milk bottles are
gone, as well as the empties sitting on the ground
so I guess some hobo sauntered up to my porch looking for bottles, saw my fridge, thought "jackpot" and jacked the fuck out of my milk
god damn you guy I bet you didn't even drink the milk
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