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I want a goddamn tiger

MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
edited March 2009 in Social Entropy++
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2009-02/23/content_10875484.htm

Look at this!

This little girl gets her own goddamn Sumerian Tiger cub!

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! <3

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    DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    awww, sooo tiny

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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    Brodo FagginsBrodo Faggins Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Don't tigers grow incredibly fast?

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
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    His name is Sylvester

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    look at that evil fucker

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Already ate her, I see.

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    ArrathArrath Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I'm up for stealing that cute fuzzball if anyone else is. We just have to name it Hobbes.

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    TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    How have people not learned that these kinds of animals are not domesticated? It boggles my mind.

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2009
    Terrendos wrote: »
    How have people not learned that these kinds of animals are not domesticated? It boggles my mind.

    He will learn to love!

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    you know what tiger learned to love

    the one that mauled roy horn

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I want one so badddd

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Terrendos wrote: »
    How have people not learned that these kinds of animals are not domesticated? It boggles my mind.

    It's at a zoo

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    you know

    if you won the lottery you could buy one

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    McClyMcCly Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    potatoe wrote: »
    you know

    if you won the lottery you could buy one

    man i had 2 numbers match the Powerball last week. I'll get that shit sooner or later.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    hi potatoe

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yeah, but do you know how many other things I could buy if I won the lottery? Can you say hovercar?

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    hi verytoss

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    you know what tiger learned to love

    the one that mauled roy horn

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    how are you potatoe

    I am bored and want alcohol

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I kinda wanna drive to McDonalds, get a bigmac meal with a shamrock shake.


    mmm, but it is 3am. D:

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i am sort of tired
    i've worked nearly 36 hours in the last 3 days
    i just got home about an hour ago and i have to be up in less than 6 hours for work again

    but i get to go out to eat with cool peeps tomorrow afternoon so all is well

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I woke up at 7PM today and goddammit I'm like out of food so bilasklgjasguasikgguh

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I held a tiger cub once! I was four.

    It did not like it.

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    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    i'm sorry veretas

    i would buy you food and booze but i'm going to bed now

    goodnight

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    you know what tiger learned to love

    the one that mauled roy horn

    I thought that tiger got startled by something, thought it was threatening, and accidentally mauled him while trying to protect him from the perceived threat?

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    TIGE-TIGE-TIGER UPPERCUT

    TIGER KNEEEE

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    That's what his lawyer coached him to say, yes, but the jury wasn't buying it and the tiger ended up taking a plea.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    potatoe wrote: »
    i am sort of tired
    i've worked nearly 36 hours in the last 3 days
    i just got home about an hour ago and i have to be up in less than 6 hours for work again

    but i get to go out to eat with cool peeps tomorrow afternoon so all is well

    What do you do, Potato? You get paid proper overtime, right?

    If so, then that's worth over a regular week's pay, which is a pretty nice payback for working your ass off like that. If not, what the fuck?

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    you know what tiger learned to love

    the one that mauled roy horn

    I thought that tiger got startled by something, thought it was threatening, and accidentally mauled him while trying to protect him from the perceived threat?

    Yeah, I heard it grabbed it's owner by the neck and tried to drag him to safety.

    That is how cats roll. Ain't their fault humans got flimsy necks.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    you know what tiger learned to love

    the one that mauled roy horn

    I thought that tiger got startled by something, thought it was threatening, and accidentally mauled him while trying to protect him from the perceived threat?

    Yeah, I heard it grabbed it's owner by the neck and tried to drag him to safety.

    That is how cats roll. Ain't their fault humans got flimsy necks.

    Cats can't roll, silly.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    you know what tiger learned to love

    the one that mauled roy horn

    I thought that tiger got startled by something, thought it was threatening, and accidentally mauled him while trying to protect him from the perceived threat?

    Yeah, I heard it grabbed it's owner by the neck and tried to drag him to safety.

    That is how cats roll. Ain't their fault humans got flimsy necks.

    Cats can't roll, silly.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmtsbXSEqLs

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    They're evolving!

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Is there a tiger pokemon?


    I think there is...

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    I meant- wait, nevermind I guess that applies as well.

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    RialeRiale I'm a little slow Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Is there a tiger pokemon?


    I think there is...

    Raikou, one of the three legendary "dogs" from Gold/Silver.



    Jesus fuck I'm a horrible nerd.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Yep.
    I shouldn't be talking though, today I went through all my old gameboy games. I haven't touched my DS in like, a year.

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    Man there's only like 400 of those little guys left. That is sucky.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    400 what, tigers? Wow that is sad. Why the fuck are we keeping them as pets again?

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    Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited February 2009
    400 what, tigers? Wow that is sad. Why the fuck are we keeping them as pets again?

    Because in the wild they are still being hunted down for their furs.

    Tiget skins currently sell for $120,000 IIRC.

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