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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Tennessee
    Mimal's raging hard-on

    huh??

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MIMAL

    You put that in there, didn't you?

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Washington State: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Seriously, Darth, that was both smart and clever.

    but yeah the Louisiana one was not nearly as strong

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    Kane2073Kane2073 regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Kane2073 wrote: »
    Tennessee
    Mimal's raging hard-on

    huh??

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MIMAL

    You put that in there, didn't you?

    You didn't about this learn this is grade school social studies?

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    ToadTheMushroomToadTheMushroom Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Massachusetts

    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

    Win.

    What language is that? It's not coming up on Babelfish.

    I hope you're kidding.

    If not.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    "Enter a Higher State"? What the fuck is that?!

    mountains lol

    fort collins weed lol

    So they're trying to market our state to hippies now? Wasn't boulder bad enough?

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Massachusetts

    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

    Win.

    What language is that? It's not coming up on Babelfish.

    I hope you're kidding.

    If not.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu

    Is this some kind of Star Trek horseshit?

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Guys, I love these new pants I got except their fly doesn't open low enough so I can't fully dribble all my piddle out.

    So whenever I put my wee-wee back in I dribble alittle piddle down my leg. It's annoying.

    I have to go into the stall and remove my trowsers to get all the pee-pee out of my tallywacker.

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Colorado:
    "You ever seen really bad meth mouth before? I mean, really bad."

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Colorado:
    "You ever seen really bad meth mouth before? I mean, really bad."

    Psh. That's like Iowa's slogan.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    oh by the way, Chattanooga gets WAY more rain than Seattle

    most of Tennessee is considered a rainforest

    That's not the point. Many places get more inches of rainfall annually than Seattle, but in Seattle it rains much more often than most places.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Seriously, Darth, that was both smart and clever.

    It surprises me that most people don't know about one of the greatest mysteries in America. In retrospect, the world has been going to stupid for a while now, so I shouldn't be too surprised.

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Washington

    "Maaaaan, Tacoma was like that when I got here."

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    ToadTheMushroomToadTheMushroom Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Massachusetts

    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

    Win.

    What language is that? It's not coming up on Babelfish.

    I hope you're kidding.

    If not.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu

    Is this some kind of Star Trek horseshit?

    I'll forgive this tomfoolery for your post in that other thread just now that made me laugh so much.

    (Massachusetts is the setting of Shadow over Innsmouth, written by H.P. lovecraft, who also created Cthulhu. The new slogan basically means, here is Cthulhu, in Ry'leh (the sunken temple, literally) come and get him)

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Guys, I love these new pants I got except their fly doesn't open low enough so I can't fully dribble all my piddle out.

    So whenever I put my wee-wee back in I dribble alittle piddle down my leg. It's annoying.

    I have to go into the stall and remove my trowsers to get all the pee-pee out of my tallywacker.

    I like my new pants too. Luckily I'm not a filthy savage so I don't pee on myself.

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote: »
    J. Grant wrote: »
    Massachusetts

    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

    Win.

    What language is that? It's not coming up on Babelfish.

    I hope you're kidding.

    If not.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cthulhu

    Is this some kind of Star Trek horseshit?

    I'll forgive this tomfoolery for your post in that other thread just now that made me laugh so much.

    (Massachusetts is the setting of Shadow over Innsmouth, written by H.P. lovecraft, who also created Cthulhu. The new slogan basically means, here is Cthulhu, in Ry'leh (the sunken temple, literally) come and get him)

    You have fun being the ambassador to Klingon, then.
    LOLOLOL OMFG J/K LOL

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    redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    New Mexico:
    God's Testing Grounds

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oklahoma:
    "You don't need a reservation."

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oregon-Yeah we're holdin'

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    Oklahoma:
    "You don't need a reservation."
    BOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    ToadTheMushroomToadTheMushroom Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Britain

    'Im sick of these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane'

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Guys, I love these new pants I got except their fly doesn't open low enough so I can't fully dribble all my piddle out.

    So whenever I put my wee-wee back in I dribble alittle piddle down my leg. It's annoying.

    I have to go into the stall and remove my trowsers to get all the pee-pee out of my tallywacker.

    I like my new pants too. Luckily I'm not a filthy savage so I don't pee on myself.

    Man, the zipper cuts off the lower part of the urethra so I have to lift it over and like, I can't get it all out.

    GOD DAMN IT!

    I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT!

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Washington State: FONK FONK FONK FONK FONK FONK FONK FONK FONK

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Britain

    'Im sick of these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane'

    You don't quite get it do you?

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    The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    OREGON:
    Seriously, shut the fuck up. Stop with the fucking horn.

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Wyoming: Woooooooosssssssshhhhhhhhhh

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    Britain

    'Im sick of these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane'

    You don't quite get it do you?

    He's pretty stupid, dude.

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    HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Idaho:

    'HERE BE NAZIS'

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Britain

    'Im sick of these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane'

    You don't quite get it do you?

    He's pretty stupid, dude.

    That's always a shame.

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    ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    New York
    "I'm Walkin' 'ere!"

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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Toad's one makes me chuckle because what the hell dude

    it's all like


    Churgle

    "Burgle durgle churgle"

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    ToadTheMushroomToadTheMushroom Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    For sooth!

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    ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    California:
    GET TO THE CHOPPA!

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Alabama

    "I'some people gon'a die?"

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Utah

    Would you like a pamphlet?

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    Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Utah

    Would you like a pamphlet?

    Nice

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    ShurakaiShurakai Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    California:

    AAAAAA! MOSH TO THE DICK!

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    redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Wyoming
    Aw, fuck

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    ToadTheMushroomToadTheMushroom Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Is Wyoming even a real state?

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    redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Not really.

    It's more of a wide expanse of what the shit am I doing here

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