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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited April 2005
    Since PA was down, I went to TTB

    What the fuck was I thinking?

    (Thanks Alpha)

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited April 2005
    My life is back. I love you alpha.

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited April 2005
    Thanks for fixing the forums, Alpha. But I'm totally upset that there was a gay porn denial of service attack and I missed the fucking gay porn. Was it hot?

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    AccualtAccualt Registered User regular
    edited April 2005
    jeepguy wrote:
    Thanks for fixing the forums, Alpha. But I'm totally upset that there was a gay porn denial of service attack and I missed the fucking gay porn. Was it hot?

    Have you ever known bone daddy not to be? :winky:

    Accualt on
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    impsethimpseth Registered User regular
    edited April 2005
    Wooo, the forums are back and life is good again. Thanks Alpha!!

    impseth on
    Sigs are fun.
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    bone daddybone daddy Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2005
    Accualt wrote:
    jeepguy wrote:
    Thanks for fixing the forums, Alpha. But I'm totally upset that there was a gay porn denial of service attack and I missed the fucking gay porn. Was it hot?

    Have you ever known bone daddy not to be? :winky:

    That doesn't even make sense.

    bone daddy on
    Rogue helicopter?
    Ecoterrorism is actually the single largest terrorist threat at the moment. They don't usually kill people, but they blow up or set on fire very expensive things.
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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited April 2005
    bone daddy wrote:
    Accualt wrote:
    jeepguy wrote:
    Thanks for fixing the forums, Alpha. But I'm totally upset that there was a gay porn denial of service attack and I missed the fucking gay porn. Was it hot?

    Have you ever known bone daddy not to be? :winky:

    That doesn't even make sense.
    I think the implication was that the gay porn in question was featuring you, Bone Daddy. Of course, now that someone had to explain the joke, it's dead. Dead and buried.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited April 2005
    see317 wrote:
    bone daddy wrote:
    Accualt wrote:
    jeepguy wrote:
    Thanks for fixing the forums, Alpha. But I'm totally upset that there was a gay porn denial of service attack and I missed the fucking gay porn. Was it hot?

    Have you ever known bone daddy not to be? :winky:

    That doesn't even make sense.
    I think the implication was that the gay porn in question was featuring you, Bone Daddy. Of course, now that someone had to explain the joke, it's dead. Dead and buried.
    Doesn't matter, I like my women to have big butts anyways. :wink:

    Henroid on
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    bone daddybone daddy Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2005
    Henroid wrote:
    see317 wrote:
    bone daddy wrote:
    Accualt wrote:
    jeepguy wrote:
    Thanks for fixing the forums, Alpha. But I'm totally upset that there was a gay porn denial of service attack and I missed the fucking gay porn. Was it hot?

    Have you ever known bone daddy not to be? :winky:

    That doesn't even make sense.
    I think the implication was that the gay porn in question was featuring you, Bone Daddy. Of course, now that someone had to explain the joke, it's dead. Dead and buried.
    Doesn't matter, I like my women to have big butts anyways. :wink:
    Now this quote tree makes even less sense than before.

    bone daddy on
    Rogue helicopter?
    Ecoterrorism is actually the single largest terrorist threat at the moment. They don't usually kill people, but they blow up or set on fire very expensive things.
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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited April 2005
    Mission accomplished (?).

    So... when do we get details on whodunnit? :winky:

    Henroid on
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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    edited April 2005
    bone daddy wrote:
    Henroid wrote:
    see317 wrote:
    bone daddy wrote:
    Accualt wrote:
    jeepguy wrote:
    Thanks for fixing the forums, Alpha. But I'm totally upset that there was a gay porn denial of service attack and I missed the fucking gay porn. Was it hot?

    Have you ever known bone daddy not to be? :winky:

    That doesn't even make sense.
    I think the implication was that the gay porn in question was featuring you, Bone Daddy. Of course, now that someone had to explain the joke, it's dead. Dead and buried.
    Doesn't matter, I like my women to have big butts anyways. :wink:
    Now this quote tree makes even less sense than before.
    Don't worry, I'm here to make it all better.

    Paladin on
    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
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    SmilingbeefSmilingbeef Registered User regular
    edited April 2005
    good job alpha. sorry people are such a pain in the ass. i'm talking about the anal sex featured in gay porn, of course.

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    scjohnnoscjohnno Registered User regular
    edited April 2005
    You know that feeling you get, where you hop on the internet, and have no idea what to do? I had that feeling, but now it's gone. All thanks to alpha! :o

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    ...a doctrine which may, I fear, appear wildly paradoxical and subversive. The doctrine in question is this: that it is undesirable to believe a proposition when there is no ground whatever for supposing it true. I must, of course, admit that if such an opinion became common it would completely transform our social life and our political system; since both are at present faultless, this must weigh against it. - Bertrand Russell
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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited April 2005
    Bergy wrote:
    It was frobino.

    man, what an ass

    I'm gonna sex Alpha something fierce

    the wook on
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    medeamedea
    licks Alpha

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    edited April 2005
    licks Alpha

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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited April 2005
    Henroid wrote:
    Mission accomplished (?).

    So... when do we get details on whodunnit? :winky:
    I'm guessing never.

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    autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited April 2005
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    Thanks again, alpha :D

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2005
    It hasn't been said yet...

    The forums were kidnapped by ninjas.

    Jasconius on
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    ArtoriaArtoria Registered User regular
    edited April 2005
    Alpha you did a kick ass job on getting the forums back up and running. I too request that you let us in on who gayed up our forum.

    Artoria on
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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2005
    Hey! What happened to the cool sigs I gave everyone? :x

    Szechuanosaurus on
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    deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited April 2005
    From here on out, it's comics about commas having sex with each other. It will be difficult to scale back from a massed throng to three hot librarians and an odd old man with his doctorate in English, but I have a feeling it'll cut down on the gay porn I see in the forums.

    Ha!

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    redstormpopcornredstormpopcorn Registered User regular
    edited April 2005
    From here on out, it's comics about commas having sex with each other. It will be difficult to scale back from a massed throng to three hot librarians and an odd old man with his doctorate in English, but I have a feeling it'll cut down on the gay porn I see in the forums.
    Ha!
    That implies Tycho actually looks at the forums. Either way, we've been lied to. :P

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited April 2005
    From here on out, it's comics about commas having sex with each other. It will be difficult to scale back from a massed throng to three hot librarians and an odd old man with his doctorate in English, but I have a feeling it'll cut down on the gay porn I see in the forums.

    Ha!
    That's fucking funny. :^:

    Henroid on
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    ÄlphämönkëyÄlphämönkëy Registered User regular
    edited April 2005
    Thanks guys. It means a lot to me, more than you guys probably know. Anyway, I think everything is drawing to a close, though I need to check a few things before I can realease any more info.

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    Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited April 2005
    Gabe did it. Tycho took the comics and Gabe took the forums.

    Garlic Bread on
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2005
    Woo! THe posts are back to normal! Sixteen cheers for alhpa!

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    StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2005
    hey alpha, i have an extra new topic button along the side on the index
    http://www.penny-arcade.com/forums/viewforum.php?f=19&sid=4dace35dc378b0d03aa09522c329873b

    do you want me to make a new thread?
    is this some sort of sublimal signal to make many new topics?

    haha, forget it, it's fixed now

    Starfuck on
    jackfaces
    "If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
    - John McCallum
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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    edited April 2005
    Sorry to burst your bubbles, guys, but I think Tycho reads the myriad of panic letters in his email rather than strikes the gay porn roulette.

    Paladin on
    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
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    SamBamJellyJamSamBamJellyJam Registered User regular
    edited April 2005
    alpha, you're a man who knows his stuff.

    But the sigs still aren't quite right.
    Whenever I hit Preview before I post my sig won't show up.

    Being a horrible speller, I use Preview quite a bit. Like any post longer than sentence.

    Here, watch this.

    No sig!

    SamBamJellyJam on
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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2005
    Maybe it is because the box unchecks itself?


    Ah! It's worse than that, the Attach Sig box disappears altogether when you preview a post!

    Szechuanosaurus on
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    wasted lifewasted life Registered User regular
    edited April 2005
    Alpha, YOU ROCK! Now I can go back to lurking.

    I feel kind of creepy saying that.

    wasted life on
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    Super Saver Comics!
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited April 2005
    You sound kind of creepy saying it too.

    Tube on
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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2005
    better do the 'alpha rocks' dance, quick.


    Doo-doo. Doo-dee-doo. Doo-doo.

    It does lose some of the visual impact like this.

    (seriously - go alpha! thanks!)

    tynic on
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    ArtoriaArtoria Registered User regular
    edited April 2005
    Thanks guys. It means a lot to me, more than you guys probably know. Anyway, I think everything is drawing to a close, though I need to check a few things before I can realease any more info.

    That's cool. When youa re able just let us know what exactly happened.

    Artoria on
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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    edited April 2005
    It's actually pretty tragic; every time alpha makes the forums reasonably dependable something like this happens and it's back to lag and mysql terror

    Paladin on
    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
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