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[Miniphalla]G.I.Joe:The Movie vs. Transformers:The Movie; Game over, Joes win!

FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
edited March 2009 in Critical Failures
The year is 1987. Little Squash and Little Funky have just finished back-to-back viewings of the two most awesome movies of all time.

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Inevitably their thoughts turn to The Question: who would win in an all-out battle between the Autobots and the Joes?

"Optimus Prime is totally rad! He's got the Matrix, no way the G.I. Joes can win!" exclaimed Little Squash.

"Man, that's crazy talk," Little Funky insisted. "The Joes are the best fighting force in the world!"

"This is no good," said Little Squash. "How can we settle this once and for all?" The two of them sat in silence for a moment, until it dawned on them. "The power of IMAGINATION!"



Welcome to:

G.I. Joe: The Movie vs. Transformers: The Movie Miniphalla

This will be a 2 faction + 1 mafia game, no conversions. The game will begin around 11PM EDT on the day the roster is filled. Vote close will be at 11PM EDT (votes must be timestamped 10:59 or earlier to count). Post in this thread in a bold and colorful manner to sign up. Standard rules apply; no anonymous contacts, no dead players speaking to live players, no editing posts with votes, and so forth. If you're not sure, ask for a clarification in bold orange or send me a PM.

Disclaimers:
  • This game will be low on specials, however everyone will have something to do aside from just the execution vote.
  • This game will require all players to submit certain orders via a Google Docs form. If this is a problem for you, don't sign up.
  • Players who do not vote on the first day will be replaced immediately. Replacements for inactivity after day 1 are at GM discretion.
  • I have not actually seen the G.I. Joe movie in over 20 years. However I skimmed over the wiki article so I think we will be okay.

Basic role PMs:
You are...an Autobot! It's hard to say which one, though. Face it; Autobots are dropping like flies in this movie, it hardly matters what your name is. If the Decepticons don't slaughter you, it's probably because Unicron ate you before they had a chance.

Your objective is to eliminate the villains from both movies, and the Joes. Till all are one!


You are...a Joe! I can't quite say which one, though. Cobra is so incompetent that any randomly selected group of two dozen Americans could defeat them easily without trouble. You're nothing special; your name doesn't matter.

Your objective is to eliminate the villains from both movies, and the Autobots. Go Joe!

The Private Faction Vote:
The Private Faction Vote - Each night, select one player whose faction you would like to investigate using the Google Docs form located at <some url>; please do not share this URL with anyone not in the game. Your vote will be tallied along with those from the rest of your faction (including your faction's villains!). The player with the most votes will have his faction revealed to three randomly selected members of your faction. Players who vote for the winner have an increased weight in this selection; however, no player will receive results two nights in a row unless there are insufficient players remaining to avoid it. You can change your private vote by resubmitting the form; I will use the latest time-stamped record with a non-null value that was submitted prior to vote close. If you have other orders to submit, you can update your vote without changing your orders or vice versa by leaving the unchanged field blank.

Your confirmation code is XXXXXX. Please be sure to use it each time you submit the form or your entry will not count. Do not under ANY circumstances share it with ANY other players. No exceptions!

If you would like to test the form out, you may make a maximum of one (1) submission with "TEST" clearly indicated in the Other Orders field, which I will discard. If you happen to be around between the time you receive your role PM and the time the game starts, I encourage you to try it out.

Clarifications:

Q: Are players who fail to submit a private vote eligible to receive the results?
A: No, however they are eligible for a serious ass-kicking.

Q: What the flying fuck is going on? I don't understand any of this.
A:
I get it! You vote once in public, like so:

Element Brian!

And once privately, via Google Docs. There will be two winners in the Google Docs vote, one for the Joe universe (good guys and bad guys) and one for the Transformers universe (again, good and bad guys). The person with the most votes' faction will be revealed to three random players from the universe in which he won.

Q: Are the villains eligible to receive private vote results?
A: Yes.

Q: The OP states that there is only one mafia group. How many mafia groups are there?
A: There is only one mafia group.

Burnage wrote:
FWD is very good at this game.
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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Roster:

    1. Wildcat
    3. MacGuffin
    18. Malkor
    21. Grundlterror


    4. The_Reflection - Golobulous (Villain), headsploded by Duke
    15. Element Brian - Wheeljack (vanillauto), constricted by the villains
    2. GrimmyTOA - Lift Ticket (vanillajoe), pancaked by Prime
    17. Loxx - Flint (vanillajoe), obliterated by IMAGINATION!

    7. cj iwakura - Jinx (vanillajoe), killed by Ultra Magnus, more or less
    19. B:L - Ultra Magnus (vig), un-networked by the villains, then ass missiled, I guess?
    13. Toxic Toys - Cliffjumper (vanillauto), suplexed by Sergeant Slaughter
    9. Ohtsam - Trailbreaker (vanillauto), annihilated by IMAGINATION!

    16. Witch Doctor, DBM - Rodimus Prime (backup vig), claymored by Duke
    5. jdarksun - Duke (vig), Punched Out! by Prime
    12. kime - Shipwreck (vanillajoe), caked by the villains
    11. kuhlmeye - Perceptor (vanillauto), disintegrated by IMAGINATION!

    14. Fiaryn - Sergeant Slaughter (vig), assteroided by the villains
    22. Sticks - Unicron (villain), "Rectum? Pretty sure I killed 'em!" by Sergeant Slaughter
    10. TheLawinator - Scarlett (vanillajoe), eradicated by IMAGINATION!

    20. Celebrim - Serpentor (villain), backed off a cliff by Prime
    8. Daius - Optimus Prime (vig), doubleteamed by Falcon and the villains
    6. Kay - Galvatron (villain), incinerated by the power of IMAGINATION!


    Reserves:
    1. Tommy2Hands
    2. Keika
    3. simonwolf

    Narrations:
    Day 0
    Day 1
    Day 2
    Day 3
    Day 4
    Day 5

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    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Whee. !In

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  • MacGuffinMacGuffin Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sign up?
    Hell yeah.
    !Sign up!

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  • The_ReflectionThe_Reflection Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    fuck the fuck yes


    sign up

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    "The_Reflection has a story, that must be told"..."He is already a legend, and he ain't even old"
    "He can drink a river of blood and not burst"..."He can swallow a desert and never thirst"
  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Do I get to be Arcee?!?

    Shouldn't have a problem with the googledocs thing.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So what's the mafia going to be? Jem? O_o

    !sign up

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    So what's the mafia going to be? Jem? O_o

    No, but I really wish I'd thought of that. The mafia will be a Cobra-Decepticons teamup.

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    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited March 2009
    !Let's protect US Oil interests overseas!

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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    So what's the mafia going to be? Jem? O_o

    No, but I really wish I'd thought of that. The mafia will be a Cobra-Decepticons teamup.

    Somehow this exchange has begun my brain bubbling away at a Care Bears mini. More to come? Maybe.

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  • OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !signup
    Go Joe destroy the decepticons

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I AM IN SO HARD !SIGN UP

    This may be the best idea for a phalla ever.

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  • kuhlmeyekuhlmeye Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Give me some

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sign up please!

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Go Joes and Roll Out!

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    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Sign Up

    Oh god what conceivable reason could there possibly be to not sign up for this yesssss.

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sign up!

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    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

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  • Kristmas KthulhuKristmas Kthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I was born in '88. I don't think I've seen either of these movies, but I remember the cartoons (a little bit). I feel like a disrespectful little whelp.

    !But get me in this bitch

    Someone should do a Centurions phalla.

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  • LoxxLoxx Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Yay I finally have some time to play again! !Sign up :D

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  • MalkorMalkor Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    signmeup

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  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User
    edited March 2009
    I was born in '88. I don't think I've seen either of these movies, but I remember the cartoons (a little bit). I feel like a disrespectful little whelp.

    !But get me in this bitch

    Someone should do a Centurions phalla.

    POWER EXTREME!

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Joes, Transform and Roll out!

    :?

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  • Kristmas KthulhuKristmas Kthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Kay wrote: »
    I was born in '88. I don't think I've seen either of these movies, but I remember the cartoons (a little bit). I feel like a disrespectful little whelp.

    !But get me in this bitch

    Someone should do a Centurions phalla.

    POWER EXTREME!

    Yes!

    You, sir, know what is up.

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  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Kay wrote: »
    I was born in '88. I don't think I've seen either of these movies, but I remember the cartoons (a little bit). I feel like a disrespectful little whelp.

    !But get me in this bitch

    Someone should do a Centurions phalla.

    POWER EXTREME!

    Yes!

    You, sir, know what is up.

    I get to be Ace McCloud. You can be Max Ray, who always reminded me of Freddie Mercury.

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Kay wrote: »
    I was born in '88. I don't think I've seen either of these movies, but I remember the cartoons (a little bit). I feel like a disrespectful little whelp.

    !But get me in this bitch

    Someone should do a Centurions phalla.

    POWER EXTREME!

    Yes!

    You, sir, know what is up.

    Fuckin' Ace McCloud with his Sky Knight armor always hoggin' all the spotlight.

    (I would sign up for this so hard).

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Chantry of NightmaresRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
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  • Kristmas KthulhuKristmas Kthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Kay wrote: »
    Kay wrote: »
    I was born in '88. I don't think I've seen either of these movies, but I remember the cartoons (a little bit). I feel like a disrespectful little whelp.

    !But get me in this bitch

    Someone should do a Centurions phalla.

    POWER EXTREME!

    Yes!

    You, sir, know what is up.

    I get to be Ace McCloud. You can be Max Ray, who always reminded me of Freddie Mercury.

    Hell yes, I want to be Max Ray. That guy's mustache is fucking awesome.

    Sorry, Fiaryn, you have to be the lamest of the three. You get a dog, though!

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Yeah well when there's an aquatic mission we'll see how you feel.

    We'll see.

    *sniff*

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  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Max Ray is the aquatic one. You get a dog and, uh, a stick-on motorcycle.

    (Man, I feel OLD now.)

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Oh shit I got them mixed up. Are you seriously calling Jack Rockwell lame? Yeah the motorcycle armor was eh but he also had a fucking tank suit.

    You are crazy.

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  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Oh yeah, the tank suit was pretty awesome.

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  • Kristmas KthulhuKristmas Kthulhu Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Huh, I forgot about the tank suit. I'm gonna see if I can find some episodes and look into it.

    I was mostly thinking of the motorcycle armor. Also, his dog has missiles.

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Gatling gun on the chest and missile pods and all kinds of stuff that just says "lets blow some shit up boyeeeez"

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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This game seems a little unbalanced. One side is clearly miles ahead of the other in terms of quality.

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  • CelebrimCelebrim Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Must resist urge to buy a VHS player to actually watch my copy of Transformers...

    !Sign Up

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  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This game seems a little unbalanced. One side is clearly miles ahead of the other in terms of quality.

    You're not supposed to talk about the hidden third Ninja Turtles faction.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    Oh shit I got them mixed up. Are you seriously calling Jack Rockwell lame? Yeah the motorcycle armor was eh but he also had a fucking tank suit.

    You are crazy.
    Bitches are all about the Wild Weasel.

    Thanks for the sign-up, Funky - I watched the GI Joe movie last year. I am 29. And sad. And addicted to italics.

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  • FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Well I'm 28, I watched the TF movie last week, and I came up with this phalla, what does that make me?

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    Burnage wrote:
    FWD is very good at this game.
  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    NNNNNEEEEEEEEEERRRRDDDSSSSSSS

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Well I'm 28, I watched the TF movie last week, and I came up with this phalla, what does that make me?
    My hero!

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fiaryn wrote: »
    NNNNNEEEEEEEEEERRRRDDDSSSSSSS
    Cork it, Clanky!

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