My girlfriend is currently in NYC, and I'm here in California. We had a fight, and it suddenly looks like I'm single.
Last week,s he found a sublet for me to stay in during spring break (next week), and the non-refundable plane ticket was bought months ago. I put the deposit down for the place a few weeks back. We were planning on staying together in that studio apartment, but now, it looks like I'll be going at it alone. I don't know anyone in that city, and I'll basically be alone.
The ticket is electronic and under my name, so I can't just give it away, and none of our mutual friends want to stay in NYC for the entirety of spring break (which is how long we have the apartment).
Any fun and interesting things to do by myself in that city? AFAIK, the place is in Manhattan.
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Satans..... hints.....
this is basically what i would do
get this
get
on a boat
Oh well then.
This changes everything.
Whore yourself out on the street.
Satans..... hints.....
Edit: on the one in a million chance I'll get the cash cab.
why the fuck not? tons of people do it.
like a boss
catch the hiv
like a boss
YOU DO NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND THE KIND OF DANGER YOU ARE IN
like a baws
watch a peep-show
like a baws
suck a dude's dick
like a baws
should high michael phelps be the moderator
How did I not catch this the first time
you son of a bitch I was going to post this as soon as I saw the thread title
It's a game show
that takes place right in his taxi cab
On how being alone in that city will be hilariously awful
and how I got to that stage.
Kind of like A Complete History of my Sexual Failures but more boring
Cash Cab it is.
Didn't they change the driver?
suck it up
Satans..... hints.....
partly because there's really no screening process for contestants
if you live in new york, you've got a shot
awesome
And if I win, I'm going to rent a skywriting service.
I'll put "FUCK YOU BITCH" in cloud letters across the sky.
he is how i imagine every radio guy looks like
Then again I had a couple people from the boards show me a really nice night on the town.
PS: Go hang out with Graves that kid is baller and lives in NYC if memory serves.
AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK
only saps don't take it
I dunno how he'd feel about hanging out in NYC with a skinny Asian dude.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mbczXy9ZIg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cash_Cab_(U.S._game_show)
In my mind every female radio announcer that isn't on like... NPR or something boring looks like Joan Jet circa 1990. Every male announcer looks like the Wolf Man from American Graffiti.