So there I was, trawling the depths of /v/, when I saw something that shocked me to my core.
Someone is making an RTS called Stalin vs. Martians. The name is self-explanatory, in the vein of Jetpack Brontosaurus and Off-Road Velociraptor Safari.
Not only will you be controlling the glorious fodder of the Soviet Army, but you will also be controlling Stalin himself, on the battlefield, no less!
Vopros: Can we play as Stalin himself?
Otvet: Yes, but not from the start. Stalin is our commander and he gives us orders. Closer to the grand finale he will appear on the battlefield as a playable unit - a huge colossus, five times higher than any other creature. Just like it was in the real life.
I lack the words to truly describe this game, so screenshots and website follow:
That was a great game. I remember buying it on a whim in a bargain bin. And i never regretted it, my friends and i had a blast for hours in the VS multriplayer, the weird controls just made the game even more hilarious. Like accidentally turning into a tank while your dude was on its shoulder, crushing him inside the joints for instant death lol.
I've had a stroke , I'm in a coma and my damaged mind is creating this game to try and keep me sane. Thank god. For a moment there I was reallly worried!
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This is like Sneak King. Just the sort of thing you want to have around when you have company and they say, "I've played all these games. Don't you have something new?"
Vopros: Your game is basically like Red Alert 3. The same shit. What's the difference? Otvet: Since our production budget is 1 zillion times lower than the budget of Red Alert 3, we think it is actually a compliment.
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Alternatively: Quit Stalin and release the damn game!
Without the Mecha that is.
Is Santa Claus with the martians? He conquered them, you know.
All right, people. It is not a gerbil. It is not a hamster. It is not a guinea pig. It is a death rabbit. Death. Rabbit. Say it with me, now.
That was a great game. I remember buying it on a whim in a bargain bin. And i never regretted it, my friends and i had a blast for hours in the VS multriplayer, the weird controls just made the game even more hilarious. Like accidentally turning into a tank while your dude was on its shoulder, crushing him inside the joints for instant death lol.
I thought when they said you could control Stalin it would be like from his perspective ordering troops around.
Nevermind!
You look terrible.
Oh shit. I never thought of that..
I've had a stroke , I'm in a coma and my damaged mind is creating this game to try and keep me sane. Thank god. For a moment there I was reallly worried!
Regardless of what site you're on, you're still on the internet. There will always be retards - ThisGuy
I could either listen to you, or Glorious Leader Dancing Stalin. How's your mustache?
"Stalin vs. Martians is not only a kitsch (check Wikipedia for this word if you're from Iowa), but also a parody. Sort of."
HA HA they made fun of rural America!
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Greatest trailer ever
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I think that award goes to [VIDURL="http://www.gametrailers.com/player/36746.html"]Duke Nukem Trilogy[/VIDURL]