Kime... I meant more.. sleazy.... I didn't want to say you're suspicious, cause everybody else always calls you that.
I suppose slimy is a bit harsh.
I apologize and I'll find you some cake.
:P This is why we get along! Hurray!
In return for the cake, I forgive you and won't kill you with my super-awesome evil computer program thingie (I forget what the premise is here and don't feel like looking back, but I hope that's close. . .)
Kime... I meant more.. sleazy.... I didn't want to say you're suspicious, cause everybody else always calls you that.
I suppose slimy is a bit harsh.
I apologize and I'll find you some cake.
We have cookies.
But you have to put on this wig first.
maybe dance around a little too
Oi, stop trying to steal my pledges! They don't want your stupid wigs, and snuff, and...
carriages!
We're dancing with forest spirits and satyrs this Friday, so screw those stuffy Baroque dudes! And our resident witches will be crafting potions that can do anything from making your body grow in size (and we do mean anywhere), to giving you supernatural intelligence or strength for those tests and sports competitions!
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Carriages and tight fitting corsets that tuck in everything it should and accentuates everything else....
Or naked dancing by the firelight with satyrs and other nubile young women?
Which to choose?
Which to choose?
The naked part is completely optional, just in case new members are not quite comfortable with it. But the witches' most demanded concoctions are beauty potions, so that's easily remedied.
Unless it's netherworld week, the dances don't usually end in blood orgies; but there do tend to be one-on-one couplings celebrating nature and our blooming adulthood. You don't even have to be a member to show up!
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The Baroque Society demands that you wear a powdered wig and make-up. Failure to comply may result in your ass being beaten by ten to twelve individuals wearing said powdered wigs and make-up, which may be a more humiliating fate then having just worn the attire to begin with.
In Baroque Society, we straight up thuggin', born on the streets of Venice son. Ye worde.
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Oh my. Potions, curses, satyrs, demons, and sex, and you're still not convinced? You are one tough sell, lady.
Not to worry, however, because as I've mentioned, we can raise the dead*, get you an incredible bargain for your soul, and are currently working on getting into contact with extra-terrestrial life that doesn't want to enslave us by projecting their thoughts into our minds. We still offer protection against those that do, naturally.
*Raising the dead is a very complicated procedure, and as far as occult knowledge in the matter has advanced, we are still incapable of integrating a deceased's soul with its body. As such, anyone raised in this way will be an unfeeling husk devoted entirely to the person with whom it is imprinted. If done incorrectly, however, the husk may seek to devour anything and everything alive to slake its undying hunger caused by the gaping maw where its soul used to be. If one wished to communicate with the dead, this is something entirely different, yet is still more than possible.
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OK guys, I decided to let everyone who signed up in, I'm going through everything now. If you haven't sent in a club reccomendation please do so now. I'll have role PM's out by morning hopefully, and if everyone then has actions and votes in by close, I'll close then, otherwise close saturday night.
OK guys, I decided to let everyone who signed up in, I'm going through everything now. If you haven't sent in a club reccomendation please do so now. I'll have role PM's out by morning hopefully, and if everyone then has actions and votes in by close, I'll close then, otherwise close saturday night.
Thanks Sloth.
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lonelyahavaCall me Ahava ~~She/Her~~Move to New ZealandRegistered Userregular
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Welll, I mean. if I wanted to be around goat-like males that think of nothing but sex and music, I'd go watch the football team. Don't need an extra-curricular club for that.
I dunno... dressing up in a corset sounds far more... enticing.
You seem to be missing the point of the clubs. You're focusing on the parts that you can find anywhere rather than just what that specific club can offer you.
Although I'm not sure how football players are obsessed with sex and music? This has nothing to do with their club. If you enjoy playing or watching football, you will definitely find people that enjoy that as well in their club. Though there's no telling what kinds of individuals you'll meet with personal tastes, the one guarantee is that they will like football.
If you join the school newspaper hoping to find someone that likes to dress in corsets and speak in Ye Olde Englishe, then you're joining them for all the wrong reasons. If the activities in my club don't interest you, that's one thing, but once you start generalizing the individual preferences of a group based on a hobby, you're starting to lose me there.
In any case, those of you looking for power, beauty, knowledge, or even just having fun with new experiences, come check out the Occult Club in the south campus woods. We're there weeknights, sixty minutes before the witching hour. If I've piqued your curiosity, you might just be pleasantly surprised if you choose to explore the dark secrets of cosmos.
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That means I have 100% of the girls in school in my club, and further helps me in taunting him, even though I already knew that there wouldn't be any girls in his science club full of nerds. But thanks!
You and me Witchdoctor, behind the chocolate malt shoppe.
It's Club Royale time. You bring your voodoo, we'll bring the class and we'll duke it out, Mozart style.
Oh ho ho! You really want to put your effeminate manhood on the line in a fight against me? I control powers you couldn't begin to understand (unless you join the club!), I have demons at my beck and call (you can too!).
This won't be a fight. Your petty insults and fisticuffs mean nothing against the ancient powers of the universe. Just remember who you have to blame when you find your soul being used as a chew toy by Asmodeus.
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:P This is why we get along! Hurray!
In return for the cake, I forgive you and won't kill you with my super-awesome evil computer program thingie (I forget what the premise is here and don't feel like looking back, but I hope that's close. . .)
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Oi, stop trying to steal my pledges! They don't want your stupid wigs, and snuff, and...
carriages!
We're dancing with forest spirits and satyrs this Friday, so screw those stuffy Baroque dudes! And our resident witches will be crafting potions that can do anything from making your body grow in size (and we do mean anywhere), to giving you supernatural intelligence or strength for those tests and sports competitions!
When there's a PM in your box, that's when you know the fun's begun.
The cake is a lie.
Lazy hosts! I like my own role PM!
Sign up!
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Hmmmm now let's see.
Carriages and tight fitting corsets that tuck in everything it should and accentuates everything else....
Or naked dancing by the firelight with satyrs and other nubile young women?
Which to choose?
Which to choose?
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This better be a real club. Someone make it a club!
The naked part is completely optional, just in case new members are not quite comfortable with it. But the witches' most demanded concoctions are beauty potions, so that's easily remedied.
Unless it's netherworld week, the dances don't usually end in blood orgies; but there do tend to be one-on-one couplings celebrating nature and our blooming adulthood. You don't even have to be a member to show up!
sounds too much like reality to me.
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Which high school did you attend and how do I arrange a transfer
In Baroque Society, we straight up thuggin', born on the streets of Venice son. Ye worde.
So... a powdered wig, makeup, and a corset?
So basically, Marie Antoinette?
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Yeah, but throw in a harpsichord too.
And she gets cake too.
C'mon naked orgy guy...
What else you got to offer me?
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ahava - clearly the Tetris Club.
The bunny makes a great argument
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Oh my. Potions, curses, satyrs, demons, and sex, and you're still not convinced? You are one tough sell, lady.
Not to worry, however, because as I've mentioned, we can raise the dead*, get you an incredible bargain for your soul, and are currently working on getting into contact with extra-terrestrial life that doesn't want to enslave us by projecting their thoughts into our minds. We still offer protection against those that do, naturally.
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Thanks Sloth.
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I dunno... dressing up in a corset sounds far more... enticing.
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Steam
I can has cheezburger, yes?
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or Otaku Club
Steam
We figure out how to fit things into any space provided!
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You seem to be missing the point of the clubs. You're focusing on the parts that you can find anywhere rather than just what that specific club can offer you.
Although I'm not sure how football players are obsessed with sex and music? This has nothing to do with their club. If you enjoy playing or watching football, you will definitely find people that enjoy that as well in their club. Though there's no telling what kinds of individuals you'll meet with personal tastes, the one guarantee is that they will like football.
If you join the school newspaper hoping to find someone that likes to dress in corsets and speak in Ye Olde Englishe, then you're joining them for all the wrong reasons. If the activities in my club don't interest you, that's one thing, but once you start generalizing the individual preferences of a group based on a hobby, you're starting to lose me there.
In any case, those of you looking for power, beauty, knowledge, or even just having fun with new experiences, come check out the Occult Club in the south campus woods. We're there weeknights, sixty minutes before the witching hour. If I've piqued your curiosity, you might just be pleasantly surprised if you choose to explore the dark secrets of cosmos.
Occult club it is!
I'm a high school girl in an anime based world.
how can I turn down sex and magic and creatures?
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You are!
Now play pinball
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And how many girls are in your club, Daius?
I think I'm the only girl in the school, Doc.
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You and me Witchdoctor, behind the chocolate malt shoppe.
It's Club Royale time. You bring your voodoo, we'll bring the class and we'll duke it out, Mozart style.
Yay!
If that was a club about public stonings, shiiit, the Baroques would be down for that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZgwW-RzD30
That means I have 100% of the girls in school in my club, and further helps me in taunting him, even though I already knew that there wouldn't be any girls in his science club full of nerds. But thanks!
Oh ho ho! You really want to put your effeminate manhood on the line in a fight against me? I control powers you couldn't begin to understand (unless you join the club!), I have demons at my beck and call (you can too!).
This won't be a fight. Your petty insults and fisticuffs mean nothing against the ancient powers of the universe. Just remember who you have to blame when you find your soul being used as a chew toy by Asmodeus.