'Take this snack, but beware it carries a terrible curse!' That's bad.
'But it comes with a free Frogurt!' Oh, that's good.
'The Frogurt is also cursed.' That's bad.
'But you get your choice of topping!' Oh, that's good.
'The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.' Er...
'That's bad.'
Guys guys guys, can't we all just get along and have a peaceful gathering? The occult club brought snacks! But watch out, some of them might be cursed. We had some leftovers, and decided to just mix 'em all together.
Wait....what were you doing with cursed cookies in the first place?
Well, it's a bit of a long story. Basically, we... or I thought it would be a funny practical joke, but it didn't turn out as well as I would have hoped. But they are delicious regardless of what might befall you after eating them!
Guys guys guys, can't we all just get along and have a peaceful gathering? The occult club brought snacks! But watch out, some of them might be cursed. We had some leftovers, and decided to just mix 'em all together.
Wait....what were you doing with cursed cookies in the first place?
Well, it's a bit of a long story. Basically, we... or I thought it would be a funny practical joke, but it didn't turn out as well as I would have hoped. But they are delicious regardless of what might befall you after eating them!
*smashes a cursed cookie*
A man makes his own luck!*wearing a four-leaf clover*
Guys guys guys, can't we all just get along and have a peaceful gathering? The occult club brought snacks! But watch out, some of them might be cursed. We had some leftovers, and decided to just mix 'em all together.
Wait....what were you doing with cursed cookies in the first place?
Well, it's a bit of a long story. Basically, we... or I thought it would be a funny practical joke, but it didn't turn out as well as I would have hoped. But they are delicious regardless of what might befall you after eating them!
These.....these aren't the same cookies you gave me some of yesterday are they?
I... I... I watch a lot of horror movies, read a load of scary manga, and nothing is quite as scary as this Sexy Commando Club. It's making me feel unsure of my own sexuality, AND terrifies me at the same time.
I wasn't even scared when I was watching Ringu! We should expel !B:L just because of his horrid, deviant club. It's worse than Razor Ramon.
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Like I said, I watch a lot of horror movies. I remember this one movie, where there were these two twins who were scarred horribly by something in their past, but you don't find out what it is until the end, and they are sent to an asylum to come to terms with it. Then a few years later, they come back to their old, creepy house, and there are like ghosts, and an evil stepmother, and blood coming out from under the floorboards.
If anyone wants to watch it, I'm sure I can convince the teachers to let us use a classroom after school, and I could bring my projector and the DVD! Anyone want to?
Hmmm... I kind of like the old horror movies, but at the same time, how will we know if the movies are scary cause they're good, or scary because they're bad? Lots of bad horror movies out there.
'Take this snack, but beware it carries a terrible curse!' That's bad.
'But it comes with a free Frogurt!' Oh, that's good.
'The Frogurt is also cursed.' That's bad.
'But you get your choice of topping!' Oh, that's good.
'The toppings contains Potassium Benzoate.' Er...
'That's bad.'
You leave Hard Gay out of this! That man is a comedic genius!
Lastly, damn it, Zer! Those cursed cookies were supposed to go in the gift bags with instructions on how to use them! Now we have to throw away the whole batch!
Or give them to to the B.A.S.'tards.
Actually, that's not a bad idea.
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Hmmm... I kind of like the old horror movies, but at the same time, how will we know if the movies are scary cause they're good, or scary because they're bad? Lots of bad horror movies out there.
Have you ever seen the movie 'Executive Koala'? That one is so insanely bad it is good, and that scares me a little.
Yeah, sorry, 11pm actually... I must be getting way ahead of myself.... with that note, since there's still 3 hours to go, if everyone suddenly sends things in we can close tonight.
If things get rolling quickly Saturday evening may be an exception as I may have to pick someone up from the airport, and I don't know what time that's going to be yet.
Pretty sure thats why the early end tomorrow.
edit: err sloth answered first
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Oh what the fuck. ;-)
Well, it's a bit of a long story. Basically, we... or I thought it would be a funny practical joke, but it didn't turn out as well as I would have hoped. But they are delicious regardless of what might befall you after eating them!
*smashes a cursed cookie*
A man makes his own luck! *wearing a four-leaf clover*
These.....these aren't the same cookies you gave me some of yesterday are they?
They didn't taste cursed...
What the fuck indeed.
*puffs pipe*
Wow. Totally random. Really.
But... the results don't seem very curselike to me.
All that happened was my boobs got smaller.
Seems like a blessing to me.
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Am I counting that right?
I wasn't even scared when I was watching Ringu! We should expel !B:L just because of his horrid, deviant club. It's worse than Razor Ramon.
Kay makes a scary case
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!vote Gandalf_the_Crazed
I like callin' bluffs!
Like I said, I watch a lot of horror movies. I remember this one movie, where there were these two twins who were scarred horribly by something in their past, but you don't find out what it is until the end, and they are sent to an asylum to come to terms with it. Then a few years later, they come back to their old, creepy house, and there are like ghosts, and an evil stepmother, and blood coming out from under the floorboards.
If anyone wants to watch it, I'm sure I can convince the teachers to let us use a classroom after school, and I could bring my projector and the DVD! Anyone want to?
But I feel comfortable in voting for !B:L.
I can has cheezburger, yes?
Yeah, wow you suck.
You leave Hard Gay out of this! That man is a comedic genius!
Lastly, damn it, Zer! Those cursed cookies were supposed to go in the gift bags with instructions on how to use them! Now we have to throw away the whole batch!
Or give them to to the B.A.S.'tards.
Actually, that's not a bad idea.
Have you ever seen the movie 'Executive Koala'? That one is so insanely bad it is good, and that scares me a little.
RNG says !enlightenedbum.
twitch.tv/tehsloth
not 11pm!?!
*sob*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
Yeah, sorry, 11pm actually... I must be getting way ahead of myself.... with that note, since there's still 3 hours to go, if everyone suddenly sends things in we can close tonight.
twitch.tv/tehsloth
Pretty sure thats why the early end tomorrow.
edit: err sloth answered first
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So, you kick ass is what I'm saying.
I do so!
I'm all filmy white gauze and gold bracelets!
I am Isis!
WORSHIP ME!
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I don't see any pics, so as we all know that means it didn't happen.
I
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:winky:
Which means that I win.
Hahahahaha.
Ha.
That would be the one.
Because Isis does not believe in the soul-stealing items that will trap my eternal soul into millions of little pixels that will result
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