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[Mini-Phalla] The Phalem Witch Trials - The End - Witches Win

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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    And mind control! Add that to his list of sins! The evidence is verily piling up at this point, isn't it? Isn't it?

    GrimmyTOA on
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    GrimmyTOA wrote: »
    And mind control! Add that to his list of sins! The evidence is verily piling up at this point, isn't it? Isn't it?
    It always does :P.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Grimmy you fucking surrender monkey!

    Tommy2Hands on
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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Grimmy you fucking surrender monkey!

    It was kime and his cat that were speaking French! Pay attention, man.

    GrimmyTOA on
  • OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    kime wrote: »
    I dunno Keika, I've never been able to resist it. . .

    But I'm curious, what happens in the case of a tie?

    Magical Wonderful Things

    or hideously horrible things I honestly can't remember

    Ohtsam on
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ohtsam wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    I dunno Keika, I've never been able to resist it. . .

    But I'm curious, what happens in the case of a tie?

    Magical Wonderful Things

    or hideously horrible things I honestly can't remember

    Well, that's. . . .helpful. . . .

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    We're not going to kill kime and waste the vote again, are we?

    No.

    !simonwolf

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    We're not going to kill kime and waste the vote again, are we?

    No.

    !simonwolf

    You say that like killing me wouldn't be a waste of time.

    EDIT: To make it clear, I am just saying that killing me or kime is equally time-wasting, if we're both villagers. Why a new guy is less of a time-waste than kime, I don't know.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    simonwolf wrote: »
    We're not going to kill kime and waste the vote again, are we?

    No.

    !simonwolf

    You say that like killing me wouldn't be a waste of time.

    Hey, you figured it out!

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    simonwolf wrote: »
    You say that like killing me wouldn't be a waste of time.

    EDIT: To make it clear, I am just saying that killing me or kime is equally time-wasting, if we're both villagers. Why a new guy is less of a time-waste than kime, I don't know.
    Because kime is never evil. Yet has been the cause of so much wasted time :(.

    I don't know why people keep suspecting me! It always makes me feel unloved. . .

    Oh well, I'll just have to kill all you annoying people. With my kills. My evil kills.

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    If your kills really are evil kime, then rumor suggests we have nothing to worry about.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I have a compromise. How about we move to someone in third? What do you say simonwolf, wanna gather our respective bandwagoners and see if we can get one of the people with two votes up above the both of us?

    Our choices:

    JaysonFour
    SpectralSpork
    Sticks
    Toxic Toys


    @Spork: I don't know what you mean! I'm a wonderful killer!

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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Aww. We only kill you so much because you can handle it.

    GrimmyTOA on
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    GrimmyTOA wrote: »
    Aww. We only kill you so much because you can handle it.
    :P it's what makes Phalla fun! Wouldn't be the same without pointless kime deaths and bandwagons!

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    kime wrote: »
    I have a compromise. How about we move to someone in third? What do you say simonwolf, wanna gather our respective bandwagoners and see if we can get one of the people with two votes up above the both of us?

    Our choices:

    JaysonFour
    SpectralSpork
    Sticks
    Toxic Toys

    Sounds like a plan to me! You make the choice, though, I am terrible with those things.

    simonwolf on
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I did not do eeny, meeny, miny, moe to decide! That would be bad and irresponsible! I made a perfectly logical and reasoned choice of Sticks.

    So since simonwolf and I have made a truce, everyone else wanna gang up on Sticks with us?

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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    What does your cat say on the issue?

    GrimmyTOA on
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    GrimmyTOA wrote: »
    What does your cat say on the issue?
    I have recently locked my cat in the basement, since you seemed suspicious of her. If it survives for a week in a cage, then she is obviously a witch and we both can burn her. If not. . .. oops.

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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Good enough for me! You've shown some real fortitude and strength of spirit here. !Sticks

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    kime wrote: »
    GrimmyTOA wrote: »
    What does your cat say on the issue?
    I have recently locked my cat in the basement, since you seemed suspicious of her. If it survives for a week in a cage, then she is obviously a witch and we both can burn her. If not. . .. oops.


    PETA is gonna be pisssed

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    A truce between the Roman Phallius Church and the Church of Wang and Latter-day Cakes is always good news to this preacher. I relinquish my allegations against kime and point towards !Sticks, again, as the true witch here.

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  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    What is this heresy? You would vote out your pastor in this time of trial?

    I should burn you all at the stake!
    seriously, pick another target. I have too many witches to burn to die tonight. Also all of you are very suspect for this sudden change in mob action.
    I'm looking at you GrimmyTOA

    Sticks on
  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sticks wrote: »
    I'm looking at you GrimmyTOA

    Just Grimmy's fine, thanks. Yeah, I'm trying something new with this Phalla. We'll see if it works.

    GrimmyTOA on
  • KeikaKeika Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm probably going to be relegated to sleeping on the couch tonight for this, but it's for the good of the Church of Wang and there's going to be cake!

    !simonwolf
    !Sticks

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  • TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !SimonWolf
    !Sticks

    Sticks, you can handle it right?

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  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I hate you all.

    And for this base treachery, there will be vengeance.


    edit: I should point out that Keika has been evil in every single Phalla so far. And she has never died. You are cavorting with the most evil of people by voting with her.

    Sticks on
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I can deal with a !Sticks vote.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sticks wrote: »
    I hate you all.

    And for this base treachery, there will be vengeance.


    edit: I should point out that Keika has been evil in every single Phalla so far. And she has never died. You are cavorting with the most evil of people by voting with her.

    Well I'm not going to vote for you. I could change my vote to simonwolf or kime to help you. But I'm too lazy to change my vote.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Toxic Toys wrote: »
    Sticks wrote: »
    I hate you all.

    And for this base treachery, there will be vengeance.


    edit: I should point out that Keika has been evil in every single Phalla so far. And she has never died. You are cavorting with the most evil of people by voting with her.

    Well I'm not going to vote for you. I could change my vote to simonwolf or kime to help you. But I'm too scared to change my vote.

    I fixed that for you. We all see the truth! Fear me!

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  • KeikaKeika Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sticks wrote: »
    I hate you all.

    And for this base treachery, there will be vengeance.


    edit: I should point out that Keika has been evil in every single Phalla so far. And she has never died. You are cavorting with the most evil of people by voting with her.

    Does this make me the anti-kime?

    Also, for the record, I was NEUTRAL in Phallaman X not evil. It's not my fault I walked into the room while you were looking at the Maverick pro-board and then you felt the need to convert me. :P

    Keika on
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  • JaysonFourJaysonFour Classy Monster Kitteh Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Keika wrote: »

    Does this make me the anti-kime?

    Depends. Do you hate cakes and all they stand for?

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    JaysonFour wrote: »
    Keika wrote: »

    Does this make me the anti-kime?

    Depends. Do you hate cakes and all they stand for?

    No, he clearly likes cake. How peculiar then. Likes cake, but always evil. . . so similar, yet so different. . .

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  • KeikaKeika Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Of course not. I'm voting with kime in this phalla specifically because he offered to split his cake with me.

    Keika on
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  • KeikaKeika Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    kime wrote: »
    JaysonFour wrote: »
    Keika wrote: »

    Does this make me the anti-kime?

    Depends. Do you hate cakes and all they stand for?

    No, She clearly likes cake. How peculiar then. Likes cake, but always evil. . . so similar, yet so different. . .

    Fixed that for you. :P

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Keika wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    JaysonFour wrote: »
    Keika wrote: »

    Does this make me the anti-kime?

    Depends. Do you hate cakes and all they stand for?

    No, She clearly likes cake. How peculiar then. Likes cake, but always evil. . . so similar, yet so different. . .

    Fixed that for you. :P

    You could have just corrected me on the evil proboards we're both on. But noooo, you had to be mean and do it publicly. . .

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  • KeikaKeika Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    kime wrote: »
    Keika wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    JaysonFour wrote: »
    Keika wrote: »

    Does this make me the anti-kime?

    Depends. Do you hate cakes and all they stand for?

    No, She clearly likes cake. How peculiar then. Likes cake, but always evil. . . so similar, yet so different. . .

    Fixed that for you. :P

    You could have just corrected me on the evil proboards we're both on. But noooo, you had to be mean and do it publicly. . .

    Oops. My bad. I'm still relatively new to all of this. Bad Keika. Bad.

    Keika on
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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !kime just because. Changing it later when I have more time to decide.

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  • OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Sticks - 7
    Kime - 5
    Toxic Toys - 3
    Spectralspork, simonwolf, JaysonFour - 2
    with the odd one here and there
    Everyone has voted
    You have 8 minutes to change your vote or send me orders

    Ohtsam on
  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Yeah. Sticking with Kime. Solid second place right now. I think.

    Zandracon on
  • OhtsamOhtsam Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Vote is closed everybody
    Narration will soon follow

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