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[Phalla] The King of Phallaters; Village win!

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Tommy, if you are evil after me suspecting you two days ago I will kill you.

    Wildcat on
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So sad

    Tommy2Hands on
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    ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm more interested to know, did we actually have three guards and two seers alive at the end? It seems highly unlikely.

    Exarch on
    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm still not convinced the game is actually over, for anyone who is not me. So I'd suggest not revealing (for the few of you who haven't already).

    Darian on
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Tommy, if you are evil after me suspecting you two days ago I will kill you.

    Whoops?

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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    No, honestly. I will hunt you down via your IP address and skullfuck you.

    Wildcat on
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    FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I was who I said I was: Elisabeth Blanctorche.

    Started out with a guard, and got a KO healer after 3 wins or something.

    FrostMist on
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    DarianDarian Yellow Wizard The PitRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Exarch wrote: »
    I'm more interested to know, did we actually have three guards and two seers alive at the end? It seems highly unlikely.

    It helps that the clones kept going for my targets; you could have let me deal with them!

    Darian on
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    If it's any consolation, my objective was only to survive till the end.

    Tommy2Hands on
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    ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Darian wrote: »
    Exarch wrote: »
    I'm more interested to know, did we actually have three guards and two seers alive at the end? It seems highly unlikely.

    It helps that the clones kept going for my targets; you could have let me deal with them!

    I swear to god, my seer targeting was the kiss of death in this game.

    Exarch on
    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Neutral, eh?

    Wildcat on
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Wildcat wrote: »
    Neutral, eh?

    Meh. We'll see.....
    By the way:
    Exarch, TheLawinator, and Jasonfour
    In the words of obbie,

    You're gonna get puched in the dick!!!

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    FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    puched, eh? :P

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    ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Puching is hot, and normally costs big $$$.

    Exarch on
    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    More like slashed, really.

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    piLpiL Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    How much disclosure do Phallas generally give when it's said and done? I have a bunch of stuff I want to ask when this is over.

    piL on
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    FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    *idly wonders if guard actions and such comes before the vote*

    FrostMist on
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    FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    piL wrote: »
    How much disclosure do Phallas generally give when it's said and done? I have a bunch of stuff I want to ask when this is over.

    depends on the phalla.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    FrostMist wrote: »
    *idly wonders if guard actions and such comes before the vote*

    Nope, I made sure of that.

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    FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    FrostMist wrote: »
    *idly wonders if guard actions and such comes before the vote*

    Nope, I made sure of that.

    aww, bugger all :P

    FrostMist on
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    ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Anyone have the scoop on how Kul died? I thought he had been guarded, was sending him info and then he just died without giving me any sort of info back.

    Exarch on
    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I think we shot him with a laser, if I remeber.
    He was kinda of a threat.

    Tommy2Hands on
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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Day Nine

    The demon breathed in, and prepared to destroy. The ground around it collapsed into itself, the sky darkened, flames beginning to flicker in the atmospher. The demon's murderous intent sent a psychic wave of disgust into all those left in the city, and many of them fled in fear. But not all.

    Orochi raised his hands to the air, and commenced Gaea's fiery rebirth. But his efforts were interrupted by a blasphemous cry;

    "Shoot the bastard!"

    Orochi looked down, towards the source of the distraction.

    "Humans", it began, "You have failed here. Your planet cries to be rid of you. I am answer -"

    And that's when Ralf fired the rocket. It slammed into the demon, tearing glowing flesh from its body, and Orochi collapsed, dead.

    Ralf grinned. And then a laser burst from the sky hit Ralf. Ralf did not grin any more.

    Stepping out from the shadows, Igniz grinned. Although his minions had been killed, he still remained standing. Soon the Zero Cannon would fire, this city would vanish from the face of the Earth, and the whole world would fear NESTS' power.

    This would be the point where I placed my revolver against the back of Igniz's head, and pulled the trigger. His brains exploded out onto the pavement, and his corpse twitched for a few moments before settling to a cold, peaceful stillness.

    I blew the smoke away from my weapon, re-holstered it, and turned to leave.

    New Southtown was safe, the KoF tournament was at an end, and all the fighters were well on the way to recovery in hospital.

    I love this time of year.


    The following players have been removed from the game:
    Darian - Orochi Shermie - destroyed by the Ikari Warriors
    FrostMist - Elisabeth Blanctorche - arrested by the Ikari Warriors
    JaysonFour - Ralf Jones - hospitalised by severe laser burns
    Tommy2Hands - Igniz - assassinated by Heidern


    Due to the number of guards, seers, and masoned villagers remaining in the game, it was impossible for NESTS to win.
    The Village has won!

    Burnage on
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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    WOO! THANK YOU! I WIN!

    TheLawinator on
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    NOOOOOOO
    DAMNIT ALL!!!!!

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    FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You are Elisabeth Blanctorche, member of the Female Fighters team.

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    The other members of the Female Fighters team are;
    Zerinan as Mai Shiranui
    Dac Vin as King

    Although your motives are mysterious, you seem to be heading towards an altruistic objective. An air of nobility surrounds you, and your calm demeanour radiates outwards. If evil visits the tournament this year, it will surely meet your whip.

    You are strength 5.

    You have the following ability:
    Holy light: You may guard a player from attacks each night. PM me your target.

    Your win condition is: Destroy all threats to the safety of the fighters in the tournament.


    Later I got an ability to target 2 people to heal their KO's

    FrostMist on
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    ExarchExarch Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Haha, Law you lived after all!

    Who was/were the last baddie(s)?

    Sorry Frost, like I said, was just shooting in the dark there.

    Exarch on
    No gods or kings, only man.
    LoL: BunyipAristocrat
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    FrostMistFrostMist NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    good question, I'm curious about that myself.

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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You are Chang Koehan, member of the Korean team.

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    The other members of the Korean team are;
    Mr. Defecation as Kim Kaphwan
    Daius as Choi Bounge


    Previously a petty criminal, you were “rehabilitated” by Kim, and are now a fine, upstanding member of society. Well… relatively, anyways.

    You are strength 6.

    You have the following abilities;
    Fastball special: Once per night, you can throw Choi at a target. What will happen to the target is up to Choi. PM me your choice.
    Best buddies: You and Chang have been together for what feels like forever. You’re positive he shares your win condition.

    Your win condition is: Destroy all threats to the safety of the fighters in the tournament.

    After a couple of days I got a guard ability, but it was worded like a suicide guard, so I had no idea it was a normal guard until Burnage told me a few days later.

    TheLawinator on
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    KeikaKeika Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Darian wrote: »
    Let me take this opportunity to apologize to Exarch; just playing the hand I was dealt, you realize. But I would have done this very differently the last couple days had I had any sort of inkling that anyone could actually land a stun on me at this point.

    *shakes fist at Keika*

    Of course, the backfire killed you, but still.

    Yay for us!

    Phhhttttttppppttt :P You're only lucky my Godley Counter doesn't work on faction kills (apparently) or we would have killed each other.

    I got both you and Tommy last night.

    I think Burnage's exact words were "Scariest villager with a second win condition ever." 8-)

    Keika on
    "My fancies are fireflies / Specks of living light / twinkling in the dark." ~Rabindranath Tagore
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You are the loveable Igniz, leader of the NESTS team and faction.
    Your cover identity is Alba Meira of the New Southtown team.

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    The other members of the NESTS team are;
    GrimmyTOA as Angel
    piL as K9999

    The remaining members of the NESTS faction are;
    Abysmal Lynx as Kusanagi
    Osvik as Gato
    Spectral Spork as Robert Garcia


    That a man might become a God… this is your ultimate aim. The “Igniz” that was believed to have been killed years ago was nothing but a clone, and you have been hiding in the shadows since then, eager to strike once more. This is your chance. Godhood is within your grasp.

    You are strength 10.

    You have the following ability:
    Suit Slash: Each day you may choose a player and kill them. PM me your target.

    Your faction, NESTS, has the following ability:
    Zero Cannon: Choose one player a night to be eliminated. Co-ordinate with each other, and PM me a target.

    Your win condition is: Ensure that the NESTS corporation survives until the end of day 10, and out-numbers all other non-village factions.

    I later got a double cannon which made it so I could either protect everyone in my faction from a missle, or a third kill

    Tommy2Hands on
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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Before going any further, I just want to apologise to the evil factions. The village got absolutely fucking destroyed for the first few days, and I think I may have over-done it in attempting to even the game up. Mainly by basically outing Kuhlmeye and Obbi in the narration, and introducing a good number of extra guards and stuns.

    NESTs really should have won, but got fucked over by inactivity. Sorry, guys. ... you didn't know this, but Abysmal Lynx was another vig. D:

    The Orochi team got continually hit by the worst possible situations; jackisreal attacked warban with a stun, which was bus drivered onto Rend, who had a counter, which killed jackisreal before he could have a guard placed on home. That was pretty much the one possible scenario in which jackisreal could have died that night, and it happened. Darian got hit by a weird combination last night, too; Keika stunned him, and Darian countered, killing Keika. But Keika had a counter, which had a hidden mechanic attached to it - although a counter could not counter a counter, if an ability was countered it meant that that ability would go through anyways. Confusing? Yes. Only possible situation in which Darian could have been cock-blocked? Yes.

    The Rugal team got hit horribly on the first night; Rend got his powers stolen by Keika, and crimsoncoyote got his powers sealed by Witch Doctor, DBM. Which meant that barring their faction kills, they were defenseless; this got mitigated due to Rend winning a metric fuck-ton of fights, and being upgraded to Omega Rugal (and handily given his counter back).

    At the same time, I expected there to be some non-village crossfire in the kills at the start of the game. I mean, damn, dudes. Villagers be dying.

    Role PMs up in a bit.

    Burnage on
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Yeah, Wildcat, I was evil,
    are you gonna skullfuck me now?

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Keika wrote: »
    I think Burnage's exact words were "Scariest villager with a second win condition ever." 8-)

    Fucking seriously. Though at the same time, you're basically the reason the village won. So... go you?

    And the last bad guys were Darian and Tommy2Hands.

    Burnage on
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    TheLawinatorTheLawinator Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    What about the poor old Korean team huh?

    TheLawinator on
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    Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You are Reiji Oogami, member of the Yata team.

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    The other members of the Yata team are;
    Witch Doctor, DBM as Chizuru Kagura
    Rainfall as Maki Kagura

    Another representative of the Kagura clan, you’ve signed up to this year’s tournament as a favour to Chizuru. When she says something bad’s about to happen, she means it… and she’ll need you along to help.

    You are strength 5.

    You have the following ability;
    Hallway of Mirrors: Each night, you may target two players. Any actions aimed at one will instead target the other, and vice versa. PM me your choices.

    Your win condition is: Destroy all threats to the safety of the fighters in the tournament.

    You know what, I was going to use the bus drive on myself to push away any kills, but I fell asleep on day one and forgot the day closed early for me. Day one death.

    Toxic Toys on
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    KeikaKeika Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm almost glad I died yesterday. This is what my PM to Burnage looked like:

    Absorb powers --> Exarch
    Seer --> TheLawinator
    Stun #1 (8 cups wine) --> Darian
    Stun #2 (from The_Reflection) --> Tommy2Hands
    Guard --> JaysonFour

    Way, way to much going on.
    Thank you to Rend, JaysonFour, Obbi, Shorn Scrotum Man, and The_Reflection for making it all possible. :)

    Keika on
    "My fancies are fireflies / Specks of living light / twinkling in the dark." ~Rabindranath Tagore
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    WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Yay!

    Also Tommy, your death has saved your skull.

    Wildcat on
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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Keika wrote: »
    I'm almost glad I died yesterday. This is what my PM to Burnage looked like:

    Absorb powers --> Exarch
    Seer --> TheLawinator
    Stun #1 (8 cups wine) --> Darian
    Stun #2 (from The_Reflection) --> Tommy2Hands
    Guard --> JaysonFour

    Way, way to much going on.
    Thank you to Rend, JaysonFour, Obbi, Shorn Scrotum Man, and The_Reflection for making it all possible. :)

    Oh ho ho. Wait until you see Orochi's PM.

    Burnage on
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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hey burnage, would it have been at all possible for me and Darian to team up?

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