Man, I'm bored. There is never
anything on television these days.*click*
Ugh. Seen it.*click*
Eww! Desperate Housewives? I think not!*click*
Boooooooooring. I may as well just cancel my cable. I'll just use the internet to keep up with House and Heroes.*click*
What the... isn't this that douche from that stupid lie detector show? Wait... is it really? They made another
one? Oh god, I've got
to see this...