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[Mini-Phalla] -- The Care Bears Phalla -- Care Bear/Neutral Victory!

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  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Vote Closed. Narration will take a few minutes.

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  • Ultros64Ultros64 regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Astraphorbia, if all goes well, prepare to meet my Care-tana!
    I hope my info is right.

    Ultros64 on
    It doesn't matter what I say, as long as I sing with inflection
  • AstraphobiaAstraphobia regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ultros64 wrote: »
    Astraphorbia, if all goes well, prepare to meet my Care-tana!
    I hope my info is right.

    Ha. Whoever gave you your info is wrong.

    Very very wrong.

    And quite possibly uncaring.

    If I die.. I think the irony will be overwhelming.

    Astraphobia on
    You: GOD NEVERMIND, I'LL JUST CALL THE FUCKING WONDER TWINS MAYBE THEY CAN UNITE TO FORM A FUCKING CLUE FOR YOU
  • Ultros64Ultros64 regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ultros64 wrote: »
    Astraphorbia, if all goes well, prepare to meet my Care-tana!
    I hope my info is right.

    Ha. Whoever gave you your info is wrong.

    Very very wrong.

    And quite possibly uncaring.

    If I die.. I think the irony will be overwhelming.

    I swear to God, if I hit another good special, my next target is myself.

    Ultros64 on
    It doesn't matter what I say, as long as I sing with inflection
  • AstraphobiaAstraphobia regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ultros64 wrote: »
    Ultros64 wrote: »
    Astraphorbia, if all goes well, prepare to meet my Care-tana!
    I hope my info is right.

    Ha. Whoever gave you your info is wrong.

    Very very wrong.

    And quite possibly uncaring.

    If I die.. I think the irony will be overwhelming.

    I swear to God, if I hit another good special, my next target is myself.

    Start winding up..

    Just curious, but who are you getting your information from? I dare say they're probably not a nice person.

    Astraphobia on
    You: GOD NEVERMIND, I'LL JUST CALL THE FUCKING WONDER TWINS MAYBE THEY CAN UNITE TO FORM A FUCKING CLUE FOR YOU
  • Ultros64Ultros64 regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ultros64 wrote: »
    Ultros64 wrote: »
    Astraphorbia, if all goes well, prepare to meet my Care-tana!
    I hope my info is right.

    Ha. Whoever gave you your info is wrong.

    Very very wrong.

    And quite possibly uncaring.

    If I die.. I think the irony will be overwhelming.

    I swear to God, if I hit another good special, my next target is myself.

    Start winding up..

    Just curious, but who are you getting your information from? I dare say they're probably not a nice person.

    I usually believe in a woman's intuition.

    And if you were good, I really wish you would have told me. >.<

    Ultros64 on
    It doesn't matter what I say, as long as I sing with inflection
  • AstraphobiaAstraphobia regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ultros64 wrote: »
    Ultros64 wrote: »
    Ultros64 wrote: »
    Astraphorbia, if all goes well, prepare to meet my Care-tana!
    I hope my info is right.

    Ha. Whoever gave you your info is wrong.

    Very very wrong.

    And quite possibly uncaring.

    If I die.. I think the irony will be overwhelming.

    I swear to God, if I hit another good special, my next target is myself.

    Start winding up..

    Just curious, but who are you getting your information from? I dare say they're probably not a nice person.

    I usually believe in a woman's intuition.

    And if you were good, I really wish you would have told me. >.<

    I voted out Wildcat Day 1.. not sure how I could have roused suspicion. I even voted for him way before the deluge against him.

    /Shrug

    Astraphobia on
    You: GOD NEVERMIND, I'LL JUST CALL THE FUCKING WONDER TWINS MAYBE THEY CAN UNITE TO FORM A FUCKING CLUE FOR YOU
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You all are some mean Care Bears.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This time, it was going to go better. Killing Daydream had been a mistake. That much was obvious. That wouldn’t happen again. Funshine slipped his balaclava on and crept out of his house. This time, he was positive. He stopped in sudden shock upon seeing a figure outside.
    “What are you doing here, Friend Bear?”
    Friend tried to look innocent. “Oh, nothing. Nothing. Just making sure that you’re nice and safe. Wouldn’t want anything to happen to you, would we?”
    Funshine Bear laughed. “You just made my night a whole lot easier.”
    Care-tanas flashed in the sunlight, and Friend Bear’s head spun gracefully through the air. Funshine spat on the twitching corpse.
    “Take that, fiend.”

    Elsewhere in Care-a-lot, several Bears came across the horribly mutilated figure of Tenderheart. Some sort of wild animal had been at her, it seemed.

    Meanwhile, Wish Bear was up in his tower, talking to his favourite star.
    “I wish,” he said, “that Daydream Bear could come back. I wish, I wis…” Someone touched the back of Wish Bear's head, and a wave of utter coldness swept through him. Despair and apathy coursed through his veins.
    “You know what? On second thought, I wish that the Celtics would cover the spread, and that I’d put three large on Oxycontin in the third race at Woodbine. Any way you could help me with that?”
    By the time the other Care Bears noticed he was gone, Wish Bear was already in Reno, and $15 000 in the hole to some guy named Vitto.

    “But guys,” said the cornered Bear, “I’m one of you! I promise! Really! You can believe me!”
    Fuzzy heads shook as fuzzy hearts hardened. “Five, Four, Three, Two, One, STARE!”
    Surprise bear cowered under the combined might of the Care Bears’ disdain. A glint of light flashed in his hand as the power of the Stare arced towards him, and the multicoloured light was twisted and bent in mid-air. Gentle Heart took the brunt of the reflected beam, and collapsed in a gibbering heap. For weeks afterward, the only word she could say was “Kumbaya.”

    Friend Bear -- Astraphobia -- Care-tana'd
    Tenderheart Bear -- Kay -- Mauled by a Bear
    Wish Bear -- Ryadic -- Stopped Caring
    Gentle Heart -- lonelyahave -- Took an unfortunate bank shot.

    Before the screaming starts -- Toxic Toys is not Surprise Bear. There was a double-power-wacko-whammy tonight, that changed some stuff around.

    GrimmyTOA on
  • Ultros64Ultros64 regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    Ultros64 on
    It doesn't matter what I say, as long as I sing with inflection
  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    At least one of you is a very nice bear.

    Not what I expected.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • AstraphobiaAstraphobia regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    OOOOOOOooooOOoOo

    I totally guarded you tonight Ultros.. Its like raiiieaiin on your weddddding day!

    oOooOooOoOooooooOooo

    Astraphobia on
    You: GOD NEVERMIND, I'LL JUST CALL THE FUCKING WONDER TWINS MAYBE THEY CAN UNITE TO FORM A FUCKING CLUE FOR YOU
  • Ultros64Ultros64 regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Alright, new plan!

    If you're a good bear, FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST CONTACT ME SO I'M NOT RETARDED AND HIT YOU.

    Ultros64 on
    It doesn't matter what I say, as long as I sing with inflection
  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Darian

    I'm playing BSG with him right now and he's mighty shifty.

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  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ultros, at least tell us who's giving you your "info" so that we might vote them out.

    Romantic Undead on
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  • Ultros64Ultros64 regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ultros, at least tell us who's giving you your "info" so that we might vote them out.

    She already died.

    Ultros64 on
    It doesn't matter what I say, as long as I sing with inflection
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Oh god damn it.

    Daius on
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  • Kay2Kay2 Registered User
    edited March 2009
    ooOooOooOoo

    Oh, my Tender heart and plentiful organs! They hurt, they hurt so bad!

    Early deaths are starting to become a theme for me!

    ooOooOooOoo

    Kay2 on
  • MalkorMalkor regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ultros64 wrote: »
    Alright, new plan!

    If you're a good bear, FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST CONTACT ME SO I'M NOT RETARDED AND HIT YOU.

    More like stop killing specials!!

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  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Well, since Toxic Toys dodged the vote, I suspect that there are some shenanigans about.

    Kinda ironic, I think, that Toxic dodging the vote culminated in ahava's death. The love/hate between those two goes on.

    Romantic Undead on
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  • FrostMistFrostMist regular NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Toxic Toys is not to be trusted - dodging the vote like that.

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  • MalkorMalkor regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'll hold of voting for TT until he does an epic reveal.

    Doesn't even need to be epic.

    But we need something to work with.

    Malkor on
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  • RyadicRyadic regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    OoO

    I never stopped caring. I just
    wish I never died. :(

    OoO

    Ryadic on
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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    If you want it out in the open, I sent my PM to Ultros.

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    I'm Proud Heart Cat.

    I have no clue what happened last night. If you look at the post right before narration, I though I took the vote last night. So it was some one else that messed with the vote, not me.

    And I wouldn't kill ahava on day 2, she's been getting killed day 2 last few games like me. I know how much that sucks and wouldn't do that to her. Plus I like keeping her around.

    Toxic Toys on
    3DS code: 2938-6074-2306, Nintendo Network ID: ToxicToys, PSN: zutto
  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I have no idea who to vote for.

    Ultros64 seems to be an exceptionally bad vigilante.

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  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Then you had better come up with a decent suspect soon Toxic, because with our presumably only guardian dead, it doesn't look like Ultros is gonna last the night, leaving the village with only votes to win this thing.

    Romantic Undead on
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  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I have no idea who to vote for.

    Ultros64 seems to be an exceptionally bad vigilante.

    As bad as he is, he is still more useful to us alive than dead, despite it all. Besides, I'm sure the no-caring poopy-heads are going to get rid of him now anyways. Let's focus on actual useful targets. If we're taking Toxic at his word, let's start thinking about other likely targets.

    Romantic Undead on
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  • Romantic UndeadRomantic Undead regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    After looking over the thread, I'm gonna go Kay for trying to dissuade the village from using logic (not to mention voting for me yesterday). My second suspect is FrostMist based on voting patterns and generally staying low-key.

    Romantic Undead on
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  • Ultros64Ultros64 regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    After looking over the thread, I'm gonna go Kay for trying to dissuade the village from using logic (not to mention voting for me yesterday). My second suspect is FrostMist based on voting patterns and generally staying low-key.

    He's dead Jim.

    Ultros64 on
    It doesn't matter what I say, as long as I sing with inflection
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited March 2009
    Yep. Kid got thrown to the wolves.

    Daius on
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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Well I'm thinking Frostmist to vote for.

    Frostmist for not voting Warban and laying low most of the game.

    edit - I may want to think some more on this. The list came from ahava and she told Ultros to kill the guard.

    Edit 2 - I was Ryadic list not ahava, sorry about that.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So I'm going with Frostmist

    Toxic Toys on
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  • MalkorMalkor regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    so confused

    Malkor on
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  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I have no idea who to vote for.

    Ultros64 seems to be an exceptionally bad vigilante.

    As bad as he is, he is still more useful to us alive than dead, despite it all. Besides, I'm sure the no-caring poopy-heads are going to get rid of him now anyways. Let's focus on actual useful targets. If we're taking Toxic at his word, let's start thinking about other likely targets.

    Eh, fair enough. If we're pretty sure he's good, and not just screwin' around with us.

    retract!Ultros64
    !Frostmist, I guess. I'm still pretty confused.

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  • SticksSticks regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    FrostMist is still on the suspicion list for trying to bandwagon me when Wildcat ate the vote. Toxic Toys, who is also on the list, is voting for him. So by my cheerful reckoning, we can ask FrostMist to go camping (which is fun!), and find out some more about how much Toxic cares. Its possible, if he has no heart, that he might try and throw another meanie under the bus to save himself. However, I don't think its very likely.

    Also, hurray for another beautiful sunny day in Care-A-Lot!

    Sticks on
  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User
    edited March 2009
    !Darian

    Looks like FrostMist is the way to go tonight.

    SpectralSpork on
  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited March 2009
    As much as I hated to bandwagon, we have hardly anything to go on but !Frostmist. Which sucks considering how much of a bind we are in already.

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  • pablo_pricepablo_price regular Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Frostmist seems good to me, we haven't heard much from him.

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  • FiarynFiaryn Omnicidal Madman Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Frostmist

    This bandwagon will not be stopped.

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  • KeikaKeika Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    FrostMist it is then.

    Keika on
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