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Bitch, where's my umbrella

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    bwanie wrote: »
    this is ten times more hilarious than it has any right to be:

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    It's the shit-eating grin at the end that sells it.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    This is the first time I've set my gaze upon this thread. That mandy moore video? She stares at me quite creepily.

    Just admit it, you want to stick it in her ear.

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  • Dublo7Dublo7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    beavotron wrote: »
    i'm breakin' dishes up in here
    all night uh-huh
    i ain't gon' stop until i see po-lice lights
    uh-huh
    i'mma fight a man tonight
    i'mma fight a man tonight
    i'mma fight a man
    a man
    a ma-a-a-a-a-n
    a man
    a man
    a ma-a-a-a-n
    i've been
    breaking glass
    in your room again
    listen

    WEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    How the fuck is this boy's career not over?

    What the fuck is wrong with this planet.

    A lot of people are saying Rhianna was asking for it, and support him.

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  • IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    How the fuck is this boy's career not over?

    What the fuck is wrong with this planet.

    A lot of people are saying Rhianna was asking for it, and support him.

    Doesn't matter what she did. It was him that made the choice to hit her.

    Ivar on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    How the fuck is this boy's career not over?

    What the fuck is wrong with this planet.

    He's still to be arraigned and considering how gruesome the picture of a battered Rhianna is I'd say it's a bit too soon to claim he's gotten away with it completely.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ivar wrote: »
    Dublo7 wrote: »
    How the fuck is this boy's career not over?

    What the fuck is wrong with this planet.

    A lot of people are saying Rhianna was asking for it, and support him.

    Doesn't matter what she did. It was him that made the choice to hit her.

    What if she dared him to hit her.

    Hunter on
  • bwaniebwanie Posting into the void Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    how was she asking for it?

    because i know it gets windy in those ferraris, i doubt that "take a left here honey" somehow sounded like ''beat my face into a bloody paste, honey"

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Honestly thought, he was probably using the wrong arm to signal with while driving around and just kept smacking her by accident.

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wait there are pictures of rihanna all beat up?

    i need some new material, this standard stuff is gettin me only to half mast

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Honestly thought, he was probably using the wrong arm to signal with while driving around and just kept smacking her by accident.

    They were probably arguing and she said she wanted to fuck other fellas

    fellas

    ellas

    ellas

    ella

    yeah...yeah

    Hunter on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    *snickersnort*

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  • IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    That was perfect, Hunter

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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    yeah somebody leaked the evidence shot they took when she went to the hospital. it was pretty bad, but not like "beaten half to death" bad. he definitely smacked her around quite a bit.

    i don't know what the people who support him are saying specifically, but i think it's mostly his crazy ass fans saying "she's a crazy bitch, she deserved it" or something.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Smacking someone who's hysterical, man or woman, is one thing. One crisp open hand smack to get them back on planet reality.

    If you look at her pictures, she got beat up. Not like bloody pulp, but it was more then a smack on a crazy bitch. Apparently from what I've read he kept pushing her up into the window and bouncing her head off the glass in some juvenile attempt to get her out of the car. That's why she has those lumps on her noggin.

    Hunter on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So, I just looked up the pictures on GIS. It's pretty bad. Not Ike and Tina bad, but still pretty bad.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    maybe he grabbed her wrists and just made her keep hitting herself in the face

    stop hitting yourself, stupid

    that is the best game

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    maybe he grabbed her wrists and just made her keep hitting herself in the face

    stop hitting yourself, stupid

    that is the best game

    Maybe she called him a chicken first and started clapping and chickens don't clap!

    Butters on
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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    see now i get to post one of my favorite songs ever

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0SpLefmuTY

    what the hell, miranda lambert is badass too!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCd8Ig9RLqY

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Butters wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    maybe he grabbed her wrists and just made her keep hitting herself in the face

    stop hitting yourself, stupid

    that is the best game

    Maybe she called him a chicken first and started clapping and chickens don't clap!

    seriously

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  • IvarIvar Oslo, NorwayRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    A-coodle-doodle-doo

    Ivar on
  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    lostwords wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    maybe he grabbed her wrists and just made her keep hitting herself in the face

    stop hitting yourself, stupid

    that is the best game

    Maybe she called him a chicken first and started clapping and chickens don't clap!

    seriously
    have you people ever SEEN a chicken?!

    Ness445 on
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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Ivar wrote: »
    A-coodle-doodle-doo

    Lucille plays herself in the new series of 90210. Every time she's on screen I imagine her doing that just do try and stop my brain from oozing out of my pores.

    SporkAndrew on
    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So I just finished taking a shower and good GOD has my hair gotten long. I don't normally think about it, but I pulled it in front of my face (doing my ITT face) to comb it, and it came down to my nipples. I guess that's a bit long.

    More importantly, though, why the fuck do guys have nipples?

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    So we have something to fiddle with while we watch children on the playground

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Fandyien wrote: »
    So we have something to fiddle with while we watch children on the playground

    ...o_O

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Tox wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    So we have something to fiddle with while we watch children on the playground

    ...o_O

    you mean... something else to fiddle with

    redfenix on
  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    redfenix wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    So we have something to fiddle with while we watch children on the playground

    ...o_O

    you mean... something else to fiddle with

    I stand corrected......

    Jesus people, and they were calling me creepy.

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Tox wrote: »
    redfenix wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    So we have something to fiddle with while we watch children on the playground

    ...o_O

    you mean... something else to fiddle with

    I stand corrected......

    Jesus people, and they were calling me creepy.

    what, you don't bring your DS to the park?
    nice weather + portable game system = fun.

    what's so creepy about that

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I bring my DS to the park and pictochat with kids while fiddling with my nipples.

    Butters on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Butters, do you ever attach a dongle to your DS and play with that?

    Callius on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Of course not that would be obscene.

    Butters on
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