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Temptation Island [Phalla] - Game Over (Zealot Victory! Party Animal Draw)

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Gentlemen and Other Lady of the Island!

    I have spoken to Mark Wahlberg personally!

    And I would like you all to know that he is amazingly dreamy and has gorgeous eyes and a voice to die for.

    That being said.

    I have found my temptation and will spend my time on the island trying to get into the pants of the host.

    Thank you.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Anyone have some fire leftover from the Witch Phalla, we might need that and then some.
    There should be plenty of leftover fire. Seeing as, you know, you never actually burned a witch. :twisted:

    Yeyyy LaOs is alive and working! Phalla soon!

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  • SpectralSporkSpectralSpork Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    To be fair it's kind of hard to burn a witch when you're burned AS one.

    It's for the soul Grimmy.

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Gentlemen and Other Lady of the Island!

    I have spoken to Mark Wahlberg personally!

    And I would like you all to know that he is amazingly dreamy and has gorgeous eyes and a voice to die for.

    That being said.

    I have found my temptation and will spend my time on the island trying to get into the pants of the host.

    Thank you.

    Little did Ahava know that the Mark Wahlberg she knew wasn't the host!

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Nocturne wrote: »
    *lights candles*

    *sets out fragrant oils*

    *keeps glancing at watch*

    *totally not crying*

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava Call me Ahava ~~She/Her~~ Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    awwww Nocturne.

    You waiting for somebody, or can I join you and your candles?

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  • Ultros64Ultros64 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    All of you better hope I'm not a vig.
    Seriously, if I'm a vig, run away.

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Everyone knows what will happen if I'm a vig, consider it confirmed if Maximus dies the first night.

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I hope I get the straight edge completely celibate wait untill marriage role.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I hope I get the straight edge completely celibate wait untill marriage role.
    Where would the fun be in that. . .?
    Ultros64 wrote: »
    All of you better hope I'm not a vig.
    Seriously, if I'm a vig, run away.
    pfft, you pulled it off! You won! That's all that really matters!

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    ARE WE BEGINNING THIS GADDAM GAME YET?

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  • duraxdurax Who watches the watchdogs? Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I just got back from doing my taxes and am a bit behind with the final writings. We'll get going in a little bit here. Night 1 will still end Wednesday at 2200 EST.

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Thanks, y'see, I always come back, hoping for the nice popup telling me a PM has arrived in my little inbox, but it never comes, and I still wait, and wait.

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  • Mark L. WalbergMark L. Walberg Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    On Air
    "Now, I'm sure you all know how this show works, but let's just go over the rules again, shall we?

    "Couples, you're going to have to test the strength of your relationships and allow your partners to behave freely while on Temptation Island. Our lovely Singles over here will be doing their best to tempt you and your partner, to help test the strength of your love and the bonds of your relationships.

    "But, life on Temptation Island can get a little trying, so each Night you Couples will get to vote for one Single who you want to "Put on Ice," essentially keeping that Single from tempting anyone for the day.

    "All's fair in love and war, though, so each Night, the Singles will get to vote for one member of a Couple that they want to take away, isolated from the other Couples, to do their naughtiest.

    "As you can see, we're doing things a little differently on this season of Temptation Island. Let's just hope that no one gets burned!"
    Off Air
    All right everyone, time for Daily Roll Call. Hurry up, I've got some important instructions from our producers at FOX.

    It seems that, despite the rigorous screening process, some whackjobs have made it onto the island. An anonymous webpage claims that there are a number of Zealots on the island ready to do God's work. They claim that their members will spread God's will and combat wickedness wherever they find it.

    The bigwigs are going nuts over this! We can't let the Zealots cut into the ratings, they say, so we've got to find and remove these religious nut jobs as soon as possible. This is your task:

    Each night, after we go off air, we'll come back for Roll Call and each of you will vote for the person you think is a Zealot. I'll personally escort that player off the island. Hopefully we'll be able to cut our losses and get rid of the crazies before the ratings tank and the execs pull the show.
    *****
    Instructions:
    Couples are to vote in the gamethread in Bold DeepSkyBlue.
    Singles are to vote in the gamethread in Bold Magenta.
    All Players are to vote in the gamethread in Bold Red.
    No retractions are necessary in any colour—simply make your new vote.

    Role PMs are being sent out, but Night One starts NOW. Night One ends at 2200 EST on Wednesday.

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Are you really taking my advice? Really?Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Dac Vin wrote: »
    Thanks, y'see, I always come back, hoping for the nice popup telling me a PM has arrived in my little inbox, but it never comes, and I still wait, and wait.

    And you will wait as long as it takes mister!

    Edit - now I have egg on my face.

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Everyone knows what will happen if I'm a vig, consider it confirmed if Maximus dies the first night.
    Yeah but if I am the mafia or vig maybe I'll kill him first name to confirm you as the vig for lulz?

    also is it too early to vote for kime again.

    wtb roll pm

    Orange Soda on
  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    It's never too early to vote for kime!

    Oops, did I forget to color that? Oh well, too late now!

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    To be fair kime, I'm not actually going to vote for you, I didn't know the narration was up yet V_V

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I did hear that kime was being suspicious.

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  • CrownAxeCrownAxe Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    wouldn't the Zealots be the vigilanties techinically?

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    B:L wrote: »
    I did hear that kime was being suspicious.
    B:L

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Do I even have to vote? You guys already know what is going to happen.

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  • ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm here! I'm back!

    And !Wildcat will be my pick of the night.

    What's that jazz about different colors for stuff? What significance is that if we all could just vote in red?

    Obbi on
  • CrownAxeCrownAxe Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I'm probably not going to be the only one going to say this but....

    Theirs a party in my pants, and you're all invited :winky::P

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Obbi wrote: »
    What's that jazz about different colors for stuff? What significance is that if we all could just vote in red?

    Read the narration, silly. Couples vote to stop a Single from "tempting" anyone. Singles vote to keep a Couple (one person of a Couple) alone for the night to do "their naughtiest".

    Can we vote for the Single vote if we are a Couple? And does it count?

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    WilDPanthA05 for fucking Leeroying me in the WoW phalla

    *glare*

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  • B:LB:L I've done worse. Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Kime has to be a zealot to vote for someone that is Never tempted by Evil.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hey Singles, my partner is ugly. If you want to do your "naughtiest," I'm up for grabs. . .

    Hey partner, you didn't hear this.

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !!!MMMAAAAXXXXIIIIIMMMMUUUUSSSSS

    And !Maximus, maybe we can sort this whole thing out.

    Thetheroo on
  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Allow me to channel my inner Thetheroo and put a vote on for !Maximus.

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !kime for being a zealot.

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  • CrownAxeCrownAxe Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    probably for voting

    Red is to catch the zealots

    Magenta and DeepBlueSky are probably the "reality tv show aspect"

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Maximus
    Cause I'm a sheep!

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  • Mark L. WalbergMark L. Walberg Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    All PMs should be out. If you did not get one or have any questions (or think you should have gotten a different/another one?) PM me. Good luck, everyone.

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  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    To be fair kime, I'm not actually going to vote for you, I didn't know the narration was up yet V_V

    Sorry Kime, I lied. You're too sexy to not get tempted by me.

    Orange Soda on
  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Yesssss, yesssss, vote for Maximus! Cast him down into the dark!

    Thetheroo on
  • Orange SodaOrange Soda Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    To be fair kime, I'm not actually going to vote for you, I didn't know the narration was up yet V_V

    Sorry Kime, I lied. You're too sexy to not get tempted by me.

    I mean Kime!

    Orange Soda on
  • Mark L. WalbergMark L. Walberg Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Obbi wrote: »
    I'm here! I'm back!

    And !Wildcat will be my pick of the night.

    What's that jazz about different colors for stuff? What significance is that if we all could just vote in red?

    The Red vote is for the traditional Village vote. The Winner of this vote will be removed from the game.

    The Couple and Single votes have a lesser effect on the game but are still "real." Activity, however, will only be judged based on the Red vote, so at least make that one.

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  • Dac VinDac Vin S-s-screw you! I only listen to DOUBLE MUSIC! Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    !Maximus
    Cause I'm a sheep!

    WHOA THERE, there's not a bandwagon on the Maximus! Why are you acting all sheepy?

    Or are you acting sheep because it's what you do best, zealot

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    To be fair kime, I'm not actually going to vote for you, I didn't know the narration was up yet V_V

    Sorry Kime, I lied. You're too sexy to not get tempted by me.

    I mean Kime!

    Rawr! Yes! Gimme those Singles votes!

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