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Fuck Muscle Cramps, this is a Teddy Roosevelt thread

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    We developed gun powder based weapons for a reason guys. Sure, you'll have to sabot the fetus to get a good seal for some velocity, but that's not too difficult.
    I'm fine with this as long as we use brown fetuses

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    oh shiiiiiii

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  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I believe that eugenics could be extremely beneficial, and that without it there will be a much more catastrophic, natural, and unavoidable adjustment of the gene pool. I have some hesitations about the practicality of execution, but I believe this could be easily overcome.

    At the same time, I am extremely opposed to it on moral grounds and so would not consider supporting in any way any effort with any eugenic basis.

    laughingfuzzball on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE BORING ME TO TEARS.

    SERIOUSLY, I'VE HAD MORE STIMULATING CONVERSATIONS WITH STRIPPERS.

    Darth Waiter on
  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE BORING ME TO TEARS.

    SERIOUSLY, I'VE HAD MORE STIMULATING CONVERSATIONS WITH STRIPPERS.
    if they were naked they don 't count as conversations, holmes.

    Ness445 on
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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    We could talk about... uhm...


    bread?

    Metzger Meister on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    if they were naked they don 't count as conversations, holmes.

    Swing-and-a-miss there, killer.

    Darth Waiter on
  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    We could talk about... uhm...


    bread?

    I like bread.

    I buy store brand multi-grain and whole wheat off of the day-old rack. It's good bread, but it's 69-99 cents loaf. There is better bread, but it's usually four or five dollars a loaf.

    The multi-grain is flavorful and slightly sweet, but kinda low in fiber. The whole grain doesn't go on the rack a often, but it's high fiber and full of coarse bready goodness.

    laughingfuzzball on
  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You know it is not cynthia mckinney's fault that she keeps getting elected somehow stale

    it really isn't.

    But hey at least she doesn't get re-elected that often.

    Zoel on
    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Ness445 wrote: »
    if they were naked they don 't count as conversations, holmes.

    Swing-and-a-miss there, killer.
    "I... I really like the way you rub your boobies on me."

    "That's nice, sugar. How's your day been?"

    "Oh you know, same old same old. My boss has been up my ass about some accounting memos he thinks he never received, despite me personally handing them to him every time they come across my desk."

    "Did you try shifting the blame onto his secretary?"

    "That was my first line of defense. My second was his gullibility and willingness to accept almost anything I tell him. Unfortunately he fired his secretary last week and has stopped believing everything I tell him after I tried to convince him that pigs were secretly trying to spike his pork chops with LSD by ingesting large amounts of it before letting farmers kill them."

    Hacksaw on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    "I... I really like the way you rub your boobies on me."

    "That's nice, sugar. How's your day been?"

    "Oh you know, same old same old. My boss has been up my ass about some accounting memos he thinks he never received, despite me personally handing them to him every time they come across my desk."

    "Did you try shifting the blame onto his secretary?"

    "That was my first line of defense. My second was his gullibility and willingness to accept almost anything I tell him. Unfortunately he fired his secretary last week and has stopped believing everything I tell him after I tried to convince him that pigs were secretly trying to spike his pork chops with LSD by ingesting large amounts of it before letting farmers kill them."

    I can't tell you how many times I've had this exact same conversation with an exotic dancer.

    Darth Waiter on
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    We could talk about... uhm...


    bread?

    I like bread.

    I buy store brand multi-grain and whole wheat off of the day-old rack. It's good bread, but it's 69-99 cents loaf. There is better bread, but it's usually four or five dollars a loaf.

    The multi-grain is flavorful and slightly sweet, but kinda low in fiber. The whole grain doesn't go on the rack a often, but it's high fiber and full of coarse bready goodness.

    i like to bake my own bread. there's very few things as satisfying as baking your own bread. i made some delicious dark rye a while back.

    Metzger Meister on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    "I... I really like the way you rub your boobies on me."

    "That's nice, sugar. How's your day been?"

    "Oh you know, same old same old. My boss has been up my ass about some accounting memos he thinks he never received, despite me personally handing them to him every time they come across my desk."

    "Did you try shifting the blame onto his secretary?"

    "That was my first line of defense. My second was his gullibility and willingness to accept almost anything I tell him. Unfortunately he fired his secretary last week and has stopped believing everything I tell him after I tried to convince him that pigs were secretly trying to spike his pork chops with LSD by ingesting large amounts of it before letting farmers kill them."

    I can't tell you how many times I've had this exact same conversation with an exotic dancer.
    Rubbing your tits on someone is only half the job. The other half is being a great conversationalist.

    Hacksaw on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE BORING ME TO TEARS.

    SERIOUSLY, I'VE HAD MORE STIMULATING CONVERSATIONS WITH STRIPPERS.

    Say hello to your mom, sister, wife, girlfriend, aunt, grandmother, and/or fuck buddy for me.

    Hunter on
  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    We could talk about... uhm...


    bread?

    I like bread.

    I buy store brand multi-grain and whole wheat off of the day-old rack. It's good bread, but it's 69-99 cents loaf. There is better bread, but it's usually four or five dollars a loaf.

    The multi-grain is flavorful and slightly sweet, but kinda low in fiber. The whole grain doesn't go on the rack a often, but it's high fiber and full of coarse bready goodness.

    Every morning I have an "Everything" flavored bagel. These bagels cost (for 12) 4.50 cents at Sam's Club. I really want to support my local grocery store, but their bagels are 4.50 for just 6, it's just so much cheaper to buy them at Sam's Club. I feel a little guilty, and I don't know quite how to remedy this.

    Jigrah on
    jigrah please. pass the pipe
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Jigrah please. take my hand.
    Butters wrote: »
    Jigrah please! You'll wake the children
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please, we won't have this moment again.
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Jigrah, please, I have a headache
    Jigrah, please. Just the tip, I promise.
    jigrah please let me have your babies
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'm going to name my next global pestilence "Jigrah"
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please don't stop
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    jigrah please invite me next time you watch robotech.
    Druhim wrote:
    Jigrah, please, our dinner is getting cold
    Well Jigrah, maybe if you said please.


  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Also, Hunter, Butters, fuck you guys. I am not a blind squirrel and while I do not have a full education I am not dimwitted or just stumbling around.

    Jigrah on
    jigrah please. pass the pipe
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Jigrah please. take my hand.
    Butters wrote: »
    Jigrah please! You'll wake the children
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please, we won't have this moment again.
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Jigrah, please, I have a headache
    Jigrah, please. Just the tip, I promise.
    jigrah please let me have your babies
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'm going to name my next global pestilence "Jigrah"
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please don't stop
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    jigrah please invite me next time you watch robotech.
    Druhim wrote:
    Jigrah, please, our dinner is getting cold
    Well Jigrah, maybe if you said please.


  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    come on now jigrah

    FAQ on
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited March 2009
    jigrah please

    The Far Side on
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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    come on jigrah now

    ChicoBlue on
  • Ness445Ness445 Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    "I... I really like the way you rub your boobies on me."

    "That's nice, sugar. How's your day been?"

    "Oh you know, same old same old. My boss has been up my ass about some accounting memos he thinks he never received, despite me personally handing them to him every time they come across my desk."

    "Did you try shifting the blame onto his secretary?"

    "That was my first line of defense. My second was his gullibility and willingness to accept almost anything I tell him. Unfortunately he fired his secretary last week and has stopped believing everything I tell him after I tried to convince him that pigs were secretly trying to spike his pork chops with LSD by ingesting large amounts of it before letting farmers kill them."

    I can't tell you how many times I've had this exact same conversation with an exotic dancer.
    Rubbing your tits on someone is only half the job. The other half is being a great conversationalist.
    finally we figured out the career track for english majors.

    Ness445 on
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    You're out of your element Donny

    Hunter on
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Also, Hunter, Butters, fuck you guys. I am not a blind squirrel and while I do not have a full education I am not dimwitted or just stumbling around.
    You're being deliberately ironic in this post, right?

    Right?

    Hacksaw on
  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Also, Hunter, Butters, fuck you guys. I am not a blind squirrel and while I do not have a full education I am not dimwitted or just stumbling around.
    You're being deliberately ironic in this post, right?

    Right?

    Ugh, I don't even know what is ironic about that post. Ahhhh.

    Jigrah on
    jigrah please. pass the pipe
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Jigrah please. take my hand.
    Butters wrote: »
    Jigrah please! You'll wake the children
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please, we won't have this moment again.
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Jigrah, please, I have a headache
    Jigrah, please. Just the tip, I promise.
    jigrah please let me have your babies
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'm going to name my next global pestilence "Jigrah"
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please don't stop
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    jigrah please invite me next time you watch robotech.
    Druhim wrote:
    Jigrah, please, our dinner is getting cold
    Well Jigrah, maybe if you said please.


  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    jigrah, jigrah, jigrah

    FAQ on
  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    FAQ this isn't beetlejuice

    Zoel on
    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2009
    Jigrah stole my bike

    Druhim on
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  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Jigrah stole my bike

    And now I am going to go play slip and slide in the rain on it. Ugh, I hate riding in the rain.

    Jigrah on
    jigrah please. pass the pipe
    Ruckus wrote: »
    Jigrah please. take my hand.
    Butters wrote: »
    Jigrah please! You'll wake the children
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please, we won't have this moment again.
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    Jigrah, please, I have a headache
    Jigrah, please. Just the tip, I promise.
    jigrah please let me have your babies
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I'm going to name my next global pestilence "Jigrah"
    Mysst wrote: »
    jigrah, please don't stop
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    jigrah please invite me next time you watch robotech.
    Druhim wrote:
    Jigrah, please, our dinner is getting cold
    Well Jigrah, maybe if you said please.


  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Jigrah whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

    Butters on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Say hello to your mom, sister, wife, girlfriend, aunt, grandmother, and/or fuck buddy for me.

    As far as I know, none of my relatives have ever worked as strippers. And I would know; I get around.

    Darth Waiter on
  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Hunter wrote: »
    Say hello to your mom, sister, wife, girlfriend, aunt, grandmother, and/or fuck buddy for me.

    As far as I know, none of my relatives have ever worked as strippers. And I would know; I get around.

    work?


    they just do it for the love

    Nuzak on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Nuzak wrote: »
    they just do it for the love

    Your sauce is weak, son.

    Darth Waiter on
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Druhim wrote: »
    Jigrah stole my bike

    Oh damn it Dru

    Grey Ghost on
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  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I have come to save the thread

    Robcham on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    Robcham wrote: »
    I have come to save the thread

    Draw something funny that insults my masculinity.

    Darth Waiter on
  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I would but I am using a friend's computer
    instead look upon this
    Robcham wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    n553435872_714891_9906.jpg

    penis.gif

    Robcham on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited March 2009
    That'll do for now.

    Darth Waiter on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    planet earth is the best thing

    PiptheFair on
  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    I will now spam this thread with old things I drew
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    Robcham on
  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
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    Robcham on
  • RobchamRobcham Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    is the thread saved yet?

    Robcham on
  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited March 2009
    that prior love threat seems more dire now.

    Zoel on
    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
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